#incorrect descendants

[incorrect-descendants]

CJ: i'm cold

Harriet:

Harriet: fine, you can have my jacket, but next time you ignore me telling you to bring one you get to freeze

Hadie: i'm cold too

Mal:

Mal: want me to set you on fire?

[eahravenmh]

Raven throws a bowling ball at the glass table on accident

Evie:

Raven:

Evie: Shit

Raven: to be fair the table was ugly and mom hated it. So we did her a favor

Evie: Well dad bought the table

Raven: Oh

Later on

Evil Queen looks at the table: Thank God

The Good King:.....The table

[carlosfreckles]

Harry: *barks as a way of flirting* Carlos: wtf?? get away from me Harry, in his head: Enemies to lovers, slow burn, angst with happy ending, 300k+ words

[faith-trustpixiedust]

descendants + tumblr text posts

[ambivalent-mess]

doug: so you’re not seeing happy’s son or someone else?

evie: i’m seeing mal

- descendants 2, probably

[alt--13]

1. Isabela Madrigal but it's Evie Grimhilde :v

2. Queen Elsa but it's Mal :v

🤡🤡🤡

[wroetobjizzle]

Mal: Hewwo.

Evie: Hihiiiiii!

Jay: Greetings, Humans.

Y/N: Three kinds of people.

Gil: I want pudding.

Mal: Four kinds of people.

Harry: WHAT’S UP FUCKERS?

Y/N: Five kinds of people.

[go-sullivan]

Chad: I'm going to need all hands on deck. I'm talking Lonnie, Doug, Jane. Other Chad.

Ben: Other Chad?

Chad: Yeah, you know. The other Chad's everyone's always making fun of when I walk in on a conversation-

Chad: *gasp* I'm other Chad.