Maybe there is a beast, maybe it's only us

/17/M/Nerd Clique/Virgo/ I'm Earnest, I go to Bullworth Academy and I'm a junior. I get thrown in trashcans a lot and if you pay me i'll probably do your homework for you.

[earnest-jones]

my girlfriend is so amazing???

[gordanavendome]

@earnest-jones

[text]: I hope your meeting is going well <3

[earnest-jones]

[text]: its going great

[text]: the person it was for didn’t show

[text]: everything is chaos

[earnest-jones]

studiesb4hubbies:

Consider it done.  You worry about…I don’t know what sorts of things you have to plan for a formal.  Flowers?  Hair styles?  Whatever.

You’re honestly my favorite Beatrice, not that I pick favorites, but you’re definitely the Bones to my proverbial Kirk. 

Also mostly what I’m wearing because I’m assuming Donna already knows what she’s wearing to a T. 

[earnest-jones]

me, trying to arrange a group meeting and plan a formal night at the same time 

[mymommythinksimbeautiful]

i can help! let me help!

[earnest-jones]

as much as I appreciate the sentiment I think Beatrice’s got it 

[earnest-jones]

me, trying to arrange a group meeting and plan a formal night at the same time 

[studiesb4hubbies]

I’ll start sending out texts.  Dragon’s wing or observatory, boss?

[earnest-jones]

dragons wing if it isn’t too much trouble 

[earnest-jones]

[earnest-jones]

me, trying to arrange a group meeting and plan a formal night at the same time 

[earnest-jones]

@yardsthtick

[text to: Thad] 

[text]: Hey, thad

[text]: buddy

[text]: amigo

[text]: can you try to not get us all pummelled today?

[text]: It’d be very much appreciated

[earnest-jones]

ho boy. 

[earnest-jones]

I just spent 20 minutes trying to get myself out of a trashcan how is your break going?

[meandmywenches]

Getting ice packs taped to your face isn’t any better tbh.

[earnest-jones]

we went over the cardio rule melvin its your own fault 

[earnest-jones]

gordanavendome:

[text]: OH DARLING YOU DO CARE!!! ❤️❤️❤️ [text]: I hope it all wasn’t too much trouble, my love.

[text]: of course I do!

[text]: as bad as I am about social convictions I wouldn’t make you go stag to an event

[text]: So do you want to go to formal with me? 

[gordanavendome]

[text]: I would love to!!! Absolutely love to!!!! [text]: oh darling it’s going to be absolutely magical!

[earnest-jones]

[text]: <3 

[text]: also in regards to prior conversations you are still ridiculously attractive and I’m entirely in awe of the fact that you’re still dating a 

[text]: I forgot what your brother called me 

[text]: “Science fiction monstrosity”  like myself 

[gordanavendome]

[text]: he’s such a fucking dink! [text]: there’s no one I’d rather be with honestly. You’re my everything. [text]: also I had my meeting with my academic advisors today about graduation predictions. [text]: and it looks like I’m all set to graduate with the class of 2017. 😊

[earnest-jones]

[text]: I never thought I’d be so intimidated by somebody who barely comes up to my sternum 

[text]: I’m glad because honestly I don’t think I’d get another chance with somebody as amazing as you

[text]: also that’s amazing!

[text]: have you decided which school you’re going to yet? 

[gordanavendome]

[text]: he’s harmless though. Mostly. [text]: not sure. I’ve always thought Yale, even though I come from a Harvard family. Maybe something more lowkey though. I don’t necessarily need to go the Ivy League route.

[earnest-jones]

[text]: I assumed as much, he still gave me a pretty bad shakedown 

[text]: I mean either way we might have to travel or do the whole long distance thing

[text]: I’d get the best one you can though, you deserve ivy league 

[gordanavendome]

[text]: oh good! I was worried post-grad you may not want anything to do with me. [text]: LDR isn’t so bad, really. And I mean I could always choose a school nearer to yours too.

[earnest-jones]

[text]: of course I will!!!

[text]: I want you to choose the school you want though not because it’s closest to mine 

[earnest-jones]

gordanavendome:

[text]: OH DARLING YOU DO CARE!!! ❤️❤️❤️ [text]: I hope it all wasn’t too much trouble, my love.

[text]: of course I do!

[text]: as bad as I am about social convictions I wouldn’t make you go stag to an event

[text]: So do you want to go to formal with me? 

[gordanavendome]

[text]: I would love to!!! Absolutely love to!!!! [text]: oh darling it’s going to be absolutely magical!

[earnest-jones]

[text]: <3 

[text]: also in regards to prior conversations you are still ridiculously attractive and I’m entirely in awe of the fact that you’re still dating a 

[text]: I forgot what your brother called me 

[text]: “Science fiction monstrosity”  like myself 

[gordanavendome]

[text]: he’s such a fucking dink! [text]: there’s no one I’d rather be with honestly. You’re my everything. [text]: also I had my meeting with my academic advisors today about graduation predictions. [text]: and it looks like I’m all set to graduate with the class of 2017. 😊

[earnest-jones]

[text]: I never thought I’d be so intimidated by somebody who barely comes up to my sternum 

[text]: I’m glad because honestly I don’t think I’d get another chance with somebody as amazing as you

[text]: also that’s amazing!

[text]: have you decided which school you’re going to yet? 

[gordanavendome]

[text]: he’s harmless though. Mostly. [text]: not sure. I’ve always thought Yale, even though I come from a Harvard family. Maybe something more lowkey though. I don’t necessarily need to go the Ivy League route.

[earnest-jones]

[text]: I assumed as much, he still gave me a pretty bad shakedown 

[text]: I mean either way we might have to travel or do the whole long distance thing

[text]: I’d get the best one you can though, you deserve ivy league 

[earnest-jones]

gordanavendome:

[text]: OH DARLING YOU DO CARE!!! ❤️❤️❤️ [text]: I hope it all wasn’t too much trouble, my love.

[text]: of course I do!

[text]: as bad as I am about social convictions I wouldn’t make you go stag to an event

[text]: So do you want to go to formal with me? 

[gordanavendome]

[text]: I would love to!!! Absolutely love to!!!! [text]: oh darling it’s going to be absolutely magical!

[earnest-jones]

[text]: <3 

[text]: also in regards to prior conversations you are still ridiculously attractive and I’m entirely in awe of the fact that you’re still dating a 

[text]: I forgot what your brother called me 

[text]: “Science fiction monstrosity”  like myself 

[gordanavendome]

[text]: he’s such a fucking dink! [text]: there’s no one I’d rather be with honestly. You’re my everything. [text]: also I had my meeting with my academic advisors today about graduation predictions. [text]: and it looks like I’m all set to graduate with the class of 2017. 😊

[earnest-jones]

[text]: I never thought I’d be so intimidated by somebody who barely comes up to my sternum 

[text]: I’m glad because honestly I don’t think I’d get another chance with somebody as amazing as you

[text]: also that’s amazing!

[text]: have you decided which school you’re going to yet? 

[earnest-jones]

gordanavendome:

[text]: OH DARLING YOU DO CARE!!! ❤️❤️❤️ [text]: I hope it all wasn’t too much trouble, my love.

[text]: of course I do!

[text]: as bad as I am about social convictions I wouldn’t make you go stag to an event

[text]: So do you want to go to formal with me? 

[gordanavendome]

[text]: I would love to!!! Absolutely love to!!!! [text]: oh darling it’s going to be absolutely magical!

[earnest-jones]

[text]: <3 

[text]: also in regards to prior conversations you are still ridiculously attractive and I’m entirely in awe of the fact that you’re still dating a 

[text]: I forgot what your brother called me 

[text]: “Science fiction monstrosity”  like myself 

[earnest-jones]

“Despite the debates on whether android phone cameras stand up to iphone cameras I like this picture a lot” A thesis paper by Earnest Jones 

Subtitle: Look at my girlfriend 

[earnest-jones]

The Jones Family:

Father: Oscar Jones, 42, Astrophysicist. -Rick Moranis-

Mother: Sylvia E. Jones, 41, Theoretical Physicist. -Christine Baranski-

Older brother: Sigmund A. Jones, 23, Medical major. -Max Irons-

Older sisters: (Twins) Emily and Elanor Jones, 20, Psychology Majors. -Nikita and Jade Ramsey.-

Youngest child: Earnest T. Jones, 17, Undecided. -Andrew Garfield.-

[earnest-jones]

gordanavendome:

[text]: OH DARLING YOU DO CARE!!! ❤️❤️❤️ [text]: I hope it all wasn’t too much trouble, my love.

[text]: of course I do!

[text]: as bad as I am about social convictions I wouldn’t make you go stag to an event

[text]: So do you want to go to formal with me?