Deliciously Dirty

Fussing over paupers since 1763. (Gordana Vendome, CCE. FC is Ellen Page.)

[theoreocat]

Unflattering cat photos.

[gordanavendome]

Confession time: for the brief time I knew him anyway, I used to have an embarrassingly huge crush on Tad's brother, if I'm honest.

[gordanavendome]

Spent almost the entire day with Earnest and his family tbh because I'm suuuch a good member of my family.

[earnest-jones]

my girlfriend is so amazing???

[gordanavendome]

You are not wrong.

[gordanavendome]

[gordanavendome]

@earnest-jones

[text]: I hope your meeting is going well <3

[youlikethis-youprick]

@gordanavendome

[TEXT]: She said yes. [TEXT]: 😊

[gordanavendome]

[text]: This is so exciting!

[text]: How do you feel about it? 

[text]: Do you have a suit?

[youlikethis-youprick]

[TEXT]: Idk. Good. Happy. [TEXT]: Can’t I just wear my letter?

[gordanavendome]

[text]: I suppose so.  It isn’t like it’s prom.

[text]: It matters much more what the girl wears anyway in all honesty.

[text]: No jeans though.

[youlikethis-youprick]

@gordanavendome

[TEXT]: She said yes. [TEXT]: 😊

[gordanavendome]

[text]: This is so exciting!

[text]: How do you feel about it? 

[text]: Do you have a suit?

[gordanavendome]

[gordanavendome]

No no, darling, you need to ask her!  The sweet girl deserves to be swept off her feet.  Especially by such a strong, dashing man as yourself.

Just send her a text, it doesn’t need to be anything too grand.

[youlikethis-youprick]

Ugh but that’s fucking effort and reeks of desperation!

Your flattery will get you everywhere, though, I guess.

[gordanavendome]

She may be a nerd, but she’s still a woman.  It’s not desperate to seduce a woman, not in the slightest.  It’s very masculine.  

Just let me know what she says so I can help plan her ensemble.

[gordanavendome]

[gordanavendome]

No no, darling, you need to ask her!  The sweet girl deserves to be swept off her feet.  Especially by such a strong, dashing man as yourself.

Just send her a text, it doesn’t need to be anything too grand.

[gordanavendome]

Not the most stylish of ensembles, to be sure, but Bea needs to show midriff more often!  An absolute doll!

[youlikethis-youprick]

Holy fuck.

[gordanavendome]

Isn’t she to die for?

[youlikethis-youprick]

Uh.. yeah, I guess…

[gordanavendome]

She’s really cute~

And really single~~

Daniel, you don’t have a date to formal yet, do you~~~?

[youlikethis-youprick]

Well, no, I don’t…

[gordanavendome]

And wouldn’t you like a cutie on your arm to show off~~?

[youlikethis-youprick]

A nerd, though, Gordana. She’s a nerd.

[gordanavendome]

Trust me, nerds have their perks.  

Besides, I know everyone goes on and on about Daphne, but Velma was always the real hearthrob of Mystery’s Inc, if you ask me.  Jinkies.

...honestly, what’s all that clique rivalry stuff matter anyway with a rack like that, am I right?

[gordanavendome]

Not the most stylish of ensembles, to be sure, but Bea needs to show midriff more often!  An absolute doll!

[youlikethis-youprick]

Holy fuck.

[gordanavendome]

Isn’t she to die for?

[youlikethis-youprick]

Uh.. yeah, I guess…

[gordanavendome]

She’s really cute~

And really single~~

Daniel, you don’t have a date to formal yet, do you~~~?

[youlikethis-youprick]

Well, no, I don’t…

[gordanavendome]

And wouldn’t you like a cutie on your arm to show off~~?

[gordanavendome]

Not the most stylish of ensembles, to be sure, but Bea needs to show midriff more often!  An absolute doll!

[youlikethis-youprick]

Holy fuck.

[gordanavendome]

Isn’t she to die for?

[youlikethis-youprick]

Uh.. yeah, I guess…

[gordanavendome]

She’s really cute~

And really single~~

Daniel, you don’t have a date to formal yet, do you~~~?

[gordanavendome]

Not the most stylish of ensembles, to be sure, but Bea needs to show midriff more often!  An absolute doll!

[youlikethis-youprick]

Holy fuck.

[gordanavendome]

Isn’t she to die for?

[gordanavendome]

Not the most stylish of ensembles, to be sure, but Bea needs to show midriff more often!  An absolute doll!

[iwannafightagorilla]

Everybody scramblin’ last minute ‘bout this Formal shit like it’s Prom.

[gordanavendome]

But it’s fun, darling!

[iwannafightagorilla]

Seems like you’re jus’ goin’ through a lot for somethin’ that ain’t even a big deal.

[gordanavendome]

None of this is a big deal, you're not wrong. It's all just silly high school games and such. But there's no harm in getting a little excited.

[gordanavendome]

[text]: I'm just not sure if I want the Ivy League experience. That was my entire upbringing, upright attitudes and posh affectations. Maybe for my actual post grad, but...I don't know, something new might be nice. [text]: I fully acknowledge that I sound like a complete brat right now.