[francisforever2014]

me being so normal when there’s only vague plans to hang out for the day and nobody is texting back with specific times or what we’re doing

[transmechanicus]

6 hour workday maximum i’m not kidding, if it can’t be done in that timeframe it doesn’t need doing.

[vmprblood]

this doesn't apply to jobs like childcare

[transmechanicus]

If i worked in childcare and my 6 hours were up i would start putting babies in ziploc bags and shipping them to Turkmenistan listed as endangered fruits and vegetables

[bathroomcube]

how your 20s feel when you dont know what ur doing

[womanguy]

why does uber give me notifications like “hey… do you wanna take an uber rn?” As if I’m ever just chilling like yeah a $40 car ride would go crazy right now

[libraryleopard]

well maybe i don't wanna work in a fast-paced, flexible environment that requires great verbal communication skills

[slugbus]

autumn/winter affirmations:

7 p.m. is not late

your day is not over at 7 p.m.

you are allowed to leave your house after it gets dark

7 p.m. is so early

[letsnotandsaywewantedto]

5 p.m. is not late

your day is not over at 5 p.m.

you are allowed to leave your house after it gets dark

5 p.m. is so early

[neverwonderneverremember]

we need to be doing everything in our power to acquire and consume tiramisu

[slugbus]

autumn/winter affirmations:

7 p.m. is not late

your day is not over at 7 p.m.

you are allowed to leave your house after it gets dark

7 p.m. is so early

[letsnotandsaywewantedto]

5 p.m. is not late

your day is not over at 5 p.m.

you are allowed to leave your house after it gets dark

5 p.m. is so early

[kosmogrl]

november will be good november will be good november will be good november will be good november will be good november will be good november will be good november will be good november will be good november will be good november will be good november will be good november will be good november will be good november will be good november will be good november will be good november will be good november will be good november will be good

[severalowls]

"Beautiful evening walks in autumn" sunlight? After 6pm? In autumn? Alright you subtropical fucks

[sadistas]

[elvarasokazokakurvaelvarasok-de]

[fungiblegoods]

[warmfigure]

i am massively overdue for a very very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

[unlettered-heathen]

reblog to give prev a very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

[ghost-in-your-computer]

Tell me what you see.

A light in the darkness.

A bearded man.

A mushroom cloud.

A head on a pillow.

Voting ended onOct 26, 2025

[ghost-in-your-computer]

Everyone in the notes at me:

[cheaphalloweencostume]

not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl... what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀

[cikero]

Grocery stores should host an hour where only people who have been in a grocery store before and know what to do can shop

[sanacibo]

they should invent a hobby that doesn't require potentially destroying your wrists

[discoursedrome]

If you broaden your horizons just a little, there's a whole world of hobbies out there that destroy your knees instead