She looks like a murderer but man thatâs hot.

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She looks like a murderer but man thatâs hot.
When I was 4,â McKinnon explained, âI asked my mom what a gay person was. She said, âA gay person is someone who loves people of their own gender, and also a lot of times gay people are very creative, like Michelangelo was gay.â I loved Michelangelo and so I thought, âWell, sâ, I want to be gay then.â I was very pleasantly surprised to find out that I was.
Kate McKinnon (via egoegoegoetc)
i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because:Â
i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i liveÂ
most people when they make white people jokes only mean the shitty white people and i am not a shitty white personÂ
im not a pissbaby
my white friends that have reblogged this give me life
4. Sometimes I am a shitty white person and the jokes remind me to FUCKIN STOP
If ur white and like this post I fux with u
^absolutely
5. Itâs hard to be offended when white people jokes involve bland food/tourist dads in socks and sandals/white girls in yoga pants obsessed with pumpkin spice/suburban PTA moms and other harmless and mostly true stereotypes while jokes about POC involve them being called thugs/criminals/slurs/uneducated/illegal immigrants.
i fucks with u heavy if ur white and you reblog this
6. Theyâre usually really fucking funny and donât perpetuate stereotypes that will ever affect me economically, politically, or cause me any true harm, let alone create risks that âjustifyâ my murder and/or death
Waits for my white mutuals to reblogđ
yesyesyesyes
7. I still donât know how to season chicken
Don't ever hesitate. Reblog this. TUMBLR RULE. When you see it, REBLOG IT.
The original post only has US helplines. I've added UK helplines underneath. It would be great if people could add numbers from everywhere in the world.
Depression Hotline: 1-630-482-9696
Suicide Hotline: 1-800-784-8433
LifeLine: 1-800-273-8255
Trevor Project: 1-866-488-7386
Sexuality Support: 1-800-246-7743
Eating Disorders Hotline: 1-847-831-3438
Rape and Sexual Assault: 1-800-656-4673
Grief Support: 1-650-321-5272
Runaway: 1-800-843-5200, 1-800-843-5678, 1-800-621-4000
Exhale: After Abortion Hotline/Pro-Voice: 1-866-4394253
Child Abuse: 1-800-422-4453
UK Helplines:
Samaritans (for any problem): 08457909090 e-mail [email protected]
Childline (for anyone under 18 with any problem): 08001111
Mind infoline (mental health information): 0300 123 3393 e-mail: [email protected]
Mind legal advice (for people who need mental-health related legal advice): 0300 466 6463 [email protected]
b-eat eating disorder support: 0845 634 14 14 (only open Mon-Fri 10.30am-8.30pm and Saturday 1pm-4.30pm) e-mail: [email protected]
b-eat youthline (for under 25's with eating disorders): 08456347650 (open Mon-Fri 4.30pm - 8.30pm, Saturday 1pm-4.30pm)
Cruse Bereavement Care: 08444779400 e-mail: [email protected]
Frank (information and advice on drugs): 0800776600
Drinkline: 0800 9178282
Rape Crisis England & Wales: 0808 802 9999 1(open 2 - 2.30pm 7 - 9.30pm) e-mail [email protected]
Rape Crisis Scotland: 08088 01 03 02 every day, 6pm to midnight
India Self Harm Hotline: 00 08001006614
India Suicide Helpline: 022-27546669
Kids Help Phone (Canada): 1-800-668-6868, Free and available 24/7
Good2Talk (Canada): 1-866-925-5454, For post-secondary students, free and anonmyous
suicide hotlines;
Argentina: 54-0223-493-0430
Australia: 13-11-14
Austria: 01-713-3374
Barbados: 429-9999
Belgium: 106
Botswana: 391-1270
Brazil: 21-233-9191
China: 852-2382-0000
(Hong Kong: 2389-2222)
Costa Rica: 606-253-5439
Croatia: 01-4833-888
Cyprus: 357-77-77-72-67
Czech Republic: 222-580-697, 476-701-908
Denmark: 70-201-201
Egypt: 762-1602
Estonia: 6-558-088
Finland: 040-5032199
France: 01-45-39-4000
Germany: 0800-181-0721
Greece: 1018
Guatemala: 502-234-1239
Holland: 0900-0767
Honduras: 504-237-3623
Hungary: 06-80-820-111
Iceland: 44-0-8457-90-90-90
Israel: 09-8892333
Italy: 06-705-4444
Japan: 3-5286-9090
Latvia: 6722-2922, 2772-2292
Malaysia: 03-756-8144
(Singapore: 1-800-221-4444)
Malta: 179
Mexico: 525-510-2550
Netherlands: 0900-0767
New Zealand: 4-473-9739
New Guinea: 675-326-0011
Nicaragua: 505-268-6171
Norway: 47-815-33-300
Philippines: 02-896-9191
Poland: 52-70-000
Portugal: 239-72-10-10
Russia: 8-20-222-82-10
Spain: 91-459-00-50
South Africa: 0861-322-322
South Korea: 2-715-8600
Sweden: 031-711-2400
Switzerland: 143
Taiwan: 0800-788-995
Thailand: 02-249-9977
Trinidad and Tobago: 868-645-2800
Ukraine: 0487-327715
#BlackLivesMatter
HP Goblet of Fire Headcanon: Beauxbatons was primarily a Muslim wizarding school.
(photo from livesandliesofwizards, which was the first thing I thought of when I ran into this passage while rereading the Harry Potter books)
(and yes I know the horses drink whisky, which is not exactly halal, sshhh)
Its was french. It s Was so clearly french.
Literally French. âŠâŠ.
âŠ. .
Because French Muslims do not exist and no Muslims ever speak French and Muslim schools donât exist in France and if they do they must be really shitty and there are no key Muslim educators in France at all and thereâs never been any history of Islamic culture and politics in the Pottermore-confirmed Pyreenes, nooooooo, it is trĂšs impossible! Astagfirrulah!
exceptâŠNO.
learn some fuckinâ social studies and history and current affairs, people.
oh my god france has the biggest muslim population IN EUROPE
ive been studying french for 6 years and at the oral exam i have to do at the end of the year we have to talk about an intrinsically french issue
one of the recommended issues is âthe difficulties in the life of a muslim girl in franceâ
thats how muslim France isÂ
I got one am all aboard this train. Gimme gimme.
Emilia Clarke and Gemma Whelan talking about Daenerys and Yara
s/o to every closeted person hearing about the pulse shooting who has to act normal and unconcerned so as not to act âsuspiciously upsetâ I see you & I understand
Can we create a new trope called the Amy Acker trope?: When a character played by Amy Acker dies in the final season of a show and then comes back as a God.
While On a Delivery Today
Doorbell: Ring ring
Me: Hello I have your order!
Little Girl: *answers the door and stares at me for a moment*
Little Girl: ...You're a girl.
Me: Yes, actually I am!
Little Girl: *hands on hips, giving me a firm, calculated look*
Little Girl: Girls can deliver pizzas too!
Me: That's right!
Little Girl: *nods approvingly* Girls can do ANYTHING.
boy: u look hot ;)
me: im always hot. its florida. i havent stopped sweating in 83 years
#RED ALERT #RED MOTHERFUCKING ALERT #WE GOT A CANON âDARLINâ #NOT DARLING #DARLIN #MOTHERFUCKING DARLIN #TEXAS PANTY DROPPER ROOT #HELLS FUCKING YES #IâM SO GLAD WE GOT THIS #AND THAT LINE #THAT FUCKING LINE #CHRIST #shawâs just like â⊠did you just make me listen to a lecture on metaphysics so you could make an ass jokeâ - @winged-mammal
#it was a damn swoon-worthy âdarlinâ as well#like honestly thatâs possibly the most smooth Root has ever been#invoking the theory that they are just shapes in the universe and that Shaw has a great ass#and then she turned up the Southern drawl just a bit and it was wonderful (@karatam)
Interviewer: âLGBT rights?â Lauren: âyou mean human rights?â
lauren jauregui invented gay people
I canât believe lauren jauregui ended homophobia
To Root.
Watch: Poet paints a vivid picture of growing up as a Chinese American â and it hits deep.
iâm gonna cry
too real