La vengeance est un plat qui se mange froid

sometimes i write about my most private, intimate thoughts. most of the time i'm reblogging or posting selfies. i love both equally, and i hope you do, too. e-mail: [email protected] facebook.com/the.michaelvallario instagram: flying_chaucer

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Don’t mesh with me in 2020. #mesh #selfie #first #2020 #gym #workout #progress #gains #muscle #bodybuilding #gay #nofilter #jednorth

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I’m not a regular mom, I’m a cool mom.

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Last selfie in New York... for now. Hoping to keep up my progress in SF! #gym #workout #biceps #triceps #muscle #gay #gains #progress #selfie #nofilter #newyork #newchapter #bigarms #arms #armsfordays #muscleworship https://www.instagram.com/p/B1adL-fBmJ6/?igshid=1plg2pj4ejxlf

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Yes they’re real, and they’re sPECtacular.

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They’ve got a mind of their own

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No pecs, no sex.

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Here’s my last thotty pic of 2018, if you don’t like it or comment on it I’m unfollowing you and hexing you because I’m petty and 2019 will be the year of peak pettiness, all you heaux have been warned! #2018 #20gayteen #2019 #20biteen #gay #selfie #muscle #bodybuilding #workout #gainz #nofilter #petty #pettywhite #pettyford #pettywap #tompetty https://www.instagram.com/p/Br_SpLhneTq/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1p3btyk6xryt6

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Wow no one likes the cute photos I take with my hubby or my artwork I guess but the people have spoken #topnine #top9 #bottomnine #versnine #gay #selfie #objectified #gym #muscle #2018 #20gayteen #heresto2018 https://www.instagram.com/p/BrbDyzCHEwF/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=18p0shyotjxij

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New York living isn’t so bad (I meant to post this 2 months ago). Photo cred: @junior.ms #newyorkcity #ny #nyc #thehighline #gay #nofilter #bigapple #smize #latergram https://www.instagram.com/p/BqSdBgTHldm/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=urtqkuitzpk3

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One taught me love, one taught me patience. #thankyounext #grateful #gym #progress #workout #gay #selfie #nofilter #muscle #twotags #selflove https://www.instagram.com/p/BqL1YrvHCtE/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=10m1zkopwhxc3

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First gym selfie since turning 32... yes I realize my birthday was 3 days ago get off my BACK. #gym #selfie #32 #oldman #muscle #gay #nofilter #chestday #triceps #progress #swole #gymsatanlaundry https://www.instagram.com/p/BoXtgHYAKcQ/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=wq6db9d51x1r

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Staying fit with my better half 🌛🌜#gym #chestday #tricepday #love #gay #couple #workout #muscle #spooky #selfie #husbands #nofilter https://www.instagram.com/p/BnxaT1lF7aj/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1afvk4zahvppt

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What a week! Looks like weekends will be gym days for sure. #ohwell #saturday #chestday #gym #selfie #gay #muscle #chest #triceps #bodybuilding #thicc #nofilter https://www.instagram.com/p/BnfcgHXn5uV/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1m74i0s8yjl4k

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Feels so good to be back in my routine! #backatit #backonmybullshit #backday #biceps #gay #gym #selfie #nofilter #muscle #workoit #myfitnessjourney

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Working out in my new gym with my studly hubby @junior.ms #gym #chestday #triceps #gay #couple #muscle #workout #selfie #newyork #love

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Succeeded in not spilling food or drink on my white shirt!

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#latergram of our amazing adventure in the Mayan Riviera, where we snorkeled, swam in underground rivers, saw ancient temples, sailed to small islands, visited remote villages, and relaxed in our private jacuzzi. I love you, @junior.ms, thank you for making it the best trip ever! #mexico #playadelcarmen #mayanriviera #chichenitza #riosecreto #chaaktun #quintaavenida ##valladolid #yucatan #gay #travel #adventure #husbands #love