my name is caine. i am your bitch

((THEY, THEM PRONOUNS! or he!)) i am going to put ugly watermarks on my art if someone reposts it. this blog is also nsfw. watch out. also, terfs, homophobes, lesbophobes, biphobes and white supremicists are not welcome here. die. i also do not want to speak to people who hate children. if you hate children, do not speak to me; also i am an adult

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[jacmirie]

please message me if you're interested!

also accepting general tips on ko-fi

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this is also very funny because i was just admiring how pretty trey is in orgazmo yesterday. hahaha

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orgazmo is being rereleased in 4K this year! i've never given this movie a proper review but i really love this movie and i think it was unfairly rated by the motion board of pictures for a movie that has very fair and interesting things to say about the pornography industry that are still very relevant to this day. i would give it a PG rating because it has no sexualized nudity in it, but give it a watch if you have a free moment. love the way the movie is shot and that's all i can say without spoiling the plot

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on instagram, i saw that another one eyed cat died at 10 years old due to health conditions, which makes me feel better about velvet. make sure you keep your cats in tip top shape.

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Still on a windows computer? does it run like crap?

Well Ubuntu is a wonderful and free OS you can get to replace it, but in the mean time I usually recommend these two edits to make windows run faster.

ADJUST ADVANCED SETTINGS

search for 'View Advanced System Settings' and click on the control panel view that pops up.

You should be in the Advanced tab, click on the Settings... button.

You will probably see all these turned on. TURN THEM OFF! You will probably want 'Smooth edges of screen fonts' to stay on since the font gets very pixelated without it. I also leave 'Show thumbnails instead of icons' since I personally like seeing image previews in File Explorer.

Your windows will feel much different after turning lots of these off, come back here and make adjustments if needed.

Ok second edit

DISABLE WEB SEARCH

This requires what is know as a RegEdit. These directions will only add one Key:Value DWORD pair via the PowerShell terminal. But do know, deleting the wrong thing in Registry Editor can break your computer. We will be creating this Key with PowerShell so it will not delete anything in your Registry but if it makes you uncomfortable then please skip this step!

Windows added a bunch of behind the scene web searches all over the place, when you click the start button, Web Search! when you open file explorer, Web Search! What is it web searching? who knows! but it lags anything that interacts with it, which is everything, Thanks Windows.

You can turn this web search off by making this registry edit.

First search for PowerShell > Open

Once the terminal opens type in:

Set-ItemProperty -Path "HKCU:\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Search" -Name "BingSearchEnabled" -Value 0

Mine has fancy color coding, yours might not!

This Set-ItemProperty command will create a new Key Item at location "HKCU:\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Search" inside our Registry, it will call this key "BingSearchEnabled" and set its value to 0 (the zero value turns it off).

Reboot your computer and the new Key will load into your windows and Look At That no more unnecessary web searching happening in the background.

Now that you have taken your first steps to becoming a GREAT HACKER, making the next step to a Linux OS will be less scary!

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WHY DIDN'T ANYONE TELL ME WONDERS OF SODOR RELEASED FOR THE FUCKING SWITCH AAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH AUGH AUFH AFIHHDHDHHDKDK

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PLEASE DO NOT SCROLL PAST A POST OF STARVING CHILDREN ...

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A mother’s worst nightmare is watching her children wither away from severe malnutrition and extreme hunger. Inside our fragile tent, my children, Qamar and Omar—including my 3-month-old baby—struggle with agonizing skin rashes and harsh hunger every single day. Since my husband suffered a head injury, I have become the sole provider, but my hands are completely tied. We have no backup plan and no other escape; this campaign is our last hope for survival. Any dollar can secure milk, bread, vegetables, and the vital medical treatment for my little ones' skin.

Samar's Urgent Plea: Save Qamar and Omar

My name is Samar. I write from a fragile tent in Gaza, a mother who loves her two little children with all her heart. My husband is severely

Vetted#53

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Your contribution is our only lifeline today; donate now to save them before it is too late. Every passing second comes at a price.

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GO DONATE TO THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Please, please, guys, donate and share to reach more people who can help us.

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under the sheets tale.

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deltagoon.

[transgenderization]

togey fox has announced that 'Undertale'' has been cancelled

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"daft. what if they remade super mario 64-"

I AM GOING TO FUCKING KILL MYSELF NO MORE REMAKES!!!! NO MORE FUCKING REMAKES!!!!!

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you will play 3 games FUCKING FOREVER I GUESS!!!

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WHEN WILL I GET A SEQUEL TO MAJORA'S MASK???? I WILL FUCKING KILL MYSELF NINTENDO!!! I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL MYSELF

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they weren't joking about that ocarina of time remake???? why????

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Hi I saw your old fanart of bunsen x beaker but I wanna know why in your account (see that is new) you deleth all of your fanarts

i had a mental breakdown at the time because of the poor ass moderation of the website and their failure to moderate content while letting hate speech and CP fester on the website and i deleted my old account. it was pretty wild