bey: patron saint of queer hockey nerds

sarah ☆ cp sideblog for salsamaster ☆ lardo is the love of my life

[eat-more-protein]

Lardo: How do you plead?

Bitty, mouthing: Not guilty.

Chowder: Uh, hot milky?

Bitty: Fuck it, fine him.

[wheeloffortune-design]

while i wait for my painting to dry, i draw paint drying on lardo

[sloppydumps]

budding romance

[fearthepandas]

“They wore their strange beauty like war paint.” ― Holly Black

“Check, Please!” mood board  -  4/ ∞ :  Larissa “Lardo” Duan

[fearthepandas]

“To be great is to be misunderstood.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson

“Check, Please!” mood board  -  2/ ∞ :  Jack Zimmermann

[incorrectcheckpleasequotes]

Jack: What are you doing?

Bitty: Just waiting for my boyfriend. Maybe you’ve seen him. Handsome guy, thinks he can leap tall buildings in a single bound, carries the weight of the world on his shoulders, yet, still manages to laugh at some of my jokes.

Jack: He sounds like a handful.

Bitty: Tell me about it.

[shmu-h]

 CHECK PLEASE by @ngoziu IS A WONDERFUL COMIC thanks @7-vessels-mod for recommending it to me!!

[chinemenotchinese]

ok so I am Nigerian and I just started reading Check, Please which I love and I keep on having these headcanons about Holster visiting Ransom up in Canada and he goes to the Nigerian parties and Ransom asks him not to be that white guy so Holster makes it his mission to be that white guy and asks questions like”

Holster: What’s the kola nut thing for/ What does it symbolize???

Ransom: I don’t know dude it’s just how they start the parties! 

Holster: WOW! This CULTURE is so INTERESTING!!!!

Ransom:-__-

Holster: (sees a masquerade) That’s one scary ass mofo. Do you think he lifts?

Ransom: Bro, I know you know that’s man in a costume. Please stop. 

Holster: (has a plate of nigerian food) What’s this and what’s it made out of 

Ransom: It’s okpa and it’s made out of beans

Holster: Okay what’s this and what is it made out of

Ransom: Moi-moi. It’s also made out beans

Holster Ok what’s this-

RANSOM: WE EAT A LOT OF BEAN BASED FOODS,  BRO! I DON”T KNOW WHAT YOU WANT FROM ME!

And when Holster goes on the dance floor a crowd forms around him because he actually knows how to dance and they spray a lot of money on him and Ransom, who I head canon to be a real good dancer, can’t let him steal his thunder so he battles him and it becomes this whole thing and everyone gets hyped up and they are literally sweating trying to battle each other out and money is just puring down like 1 dollar bills everywhere everyone so  surprised a white dude from frickin Buffallo knows how to shoki and move his ass so well. but then Holzter gets up  realizes the money doesn’t even go to him. 

Holster: WHAT DO YOU MEAN I CAN’T KEEP THE MONEY? 

Ransom: Bro, it’s for the host of the party. 

Holster: BUT DON’T I GET A PERCENTAGE!?!

Ransom: THIS IS LITERALLY SOMEONE’S WAKE, HOLTZ! NOT MAGIC MIKE TRIPLE X L ! 

Then they end up having a serious conversation about how the movie didn’t do a good job of subverting the male gaze and objectified females more often than not, like real Samwell students would do. 

@studio-iko

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Holster: (At a family gathering) okay so who is she?

Ransom: My mom’s sister, Auntie

Holster: and her?

Ransom: Auntie

Holster: okay what about her? You’ve never even met her.

Ransom: Auntie.

Holster: WHAT ABOUT HER???

Ransom: My cousin?? Auntie.

Holster: WHAT???

[pawspaintsnthings]

I made a Jack companion piece to the last realistic Bitty piece I did, so I’m posting them together.  Lets all hope that the Falconers go far in the playoffs if nothing else to see Jack’s playoff scruff again. Amen. 

[nomorelonelydays]

What if Shitty calls too many times and leaves a bunch of voicemails that keep going off while Jack and Bitty are trying to go at it on the couch in Providence, and during a voicemail recording, Jack gets fed up and answers the phone, saying, “Shits, I am about to get dicked down, could you fucking call back later please?” And there’s just silence that follows before the noise of an entire hockey team screaming into the phone. It turns out that Shitty is currently in the Haus and Jack had been on speakerphone. And then the worse thing is that it turns into a Haus saying, like Holster will be watching TV or something and when Tango tries to ask him a question, he’d just so “Tango, please, I am getting dicked down, call back later.” Once, Chowder is helping Bitty with dinner when Dex asks him if he can borrow a book, and he bursts out, “Dex, please, I am about to get dicked, call me back later,” takes one look at Bitty’s mortified expression, then says, “Haha! Just kidding. Sure, Dex, I left the book on my desk.” 

[peerieweirdo]

when jack and bitty argue but they cant mess with a pregame ritual

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check please as vines pt. 2

pt.1 feat @bittleforpresident ;)

jack and bitty (shitty filming):

a kegster:

ransom and holster:

kent:

tater:

[awfullyruby-deactivated20180407]

I read a headcannon somewhere about Bad Bob having a ridicolous celly and I couldn’t stop thinking about it.

[kermitlesbian]

bad bob: rotten robert: robbie rotten

[cosmicgl0w]

Eric Bittle Sketch Dump, to continue on from my Jack one. Winner of the best boyfriend award no doubt.  (please treat your eye’s to @ngoziu‘s omgcheckplease if you haven’t already!)

[vmous97]

[incorrectcheckpleasequotes]

It’s great being a wedding guest. You get to be an unpaid extra in the climactic scene of someone else’s Rom Com.

Holster