you understand my heart

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[proletarianprincess]

Why are you fat?

cause everytime i fuck your dad he makes me a sandwich

[sillysayaka]

and every time we kiss i swear i could fly

[rinkrats]

geno’s message to sid ;w; | sid’s 1000th game tribute

[thecryptkeeper]

once a girl reported me to an administrator at school bc i was breaking dresscode and she didnt like me. so i pushed her down the stairs. i just kept walking and i dont think she saw me and i never got caught. i know she got very seriously injured and they had to call an ambulance and she transferred schools bc she knew SOMEONE pushed her and she didnt feel safe. ive never regretted it. its been years since i graduated and im on mood stabilizers now, but sometimes when someone is testing my patience i calm myself down by thinking about how good it felt to snap once and how i cant do that again bc i would go to prison probably

[sjdsjkdlskdas-deactivated202012]

never have i been so overcome with affection for a stranger as i have with the king’s hand guy from twitter

[sjdsjkdlskdas-deactivated202012]

i’d die for you king’s hand guy

[severeobjectfun]

There's a part 2

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[mrmeriwether]

I don't know that I've ever seen someone make the Aardman Grimace in real life.

Truly a masterclass in harrowingly strained enthusiasm!

[thefinalpaperheart]

I fucking love this little bit jenny does about football sdkjfhkdsjhfks

[suicide-su]

OMG

[curlymcclain]

ive been on tumblr almost eight years and i still dont know what homestuck was. was it a tv show? a comic book? a web series? i dont know and if you tell me i’ll block you immediately

[niuniente]

Kevin the Kitten (Vanessa Stockard) animated by Jenni Pasanen  https://www.instagram.com/p/CATfqhqgO1Q/?igshid=13vl67k4n0fue

[sailorbrazil]

this is the best thing ive ever seen and my eyes are 23 years old

[karis-the-fangirl]

[kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd]

the only reason i want to correct op is because "royal bedfellow" is a real title and it means exactly what it says, and james the first made it george villiers' title after like seven rank promotions, which he gave him specifically because he was his hot hunting party boytoy

[knivesplushearts-deactivated202]

cillian murphy looks like he was designed by someone who was both very horny but also riddled with catholic guilt

[transcarcinization]

yo for the record if you put something in my inbox and i never respond it’s not that i didn’t like it or read it it’s that i very very often see messages and go ‘oh i should respond to that’ and then i fucking forget until it’s like. been enough time to be weird

[kxrxnoid]

Based on a convo in a discord.... nicky pants rip on its own, joe gets the blame...

[ratwarlock]

dont care didnt ask plus your wizard cap is cheaply made whilst mine is a fine silk

[luminarai]

nicky waking joe at 5 in the morning

[kxrxnoid]

Joe picks up a stray creature

[dosmeow]

I’ve been seeing a lot of Scooby Doo on my dash lately. My friend discovered what he describes as “Shaggy eviscerating an ape”

[radroach1994-deactivated2019082]

dude this is fucked up