The Tide

THE TIDE Jacob/23/Iowa I have ultra low self esteem. I like music, Game Of Thrones, Legend of Zelda, and Lord of the Rings. I work at a car dealership. I play bass for Exit, Emergency.

[weloveshortvideos]

[howtobeterrell-deactivated20141]

I been tryna get this dance all fucking night its so exotic 

[franny1220]

O my God

[uannsett-deactivated20211214]

how about instead of ever reblogging a single picture of carrie in that fucking gold bikini you reblog this instead?

[thebootydiaries]

[alacerlucifer]

[electricbreeze]

Schrödinger’s boys

[klubbhead]

FUCK

[alphahoennomega]

What about cracking open a cold milkshake

[crystalsoulslayer]

As we all know, the milkshake brings the boys to the yard. The presence of the boys is a prerequisite for the cracking open of a cold one, but cold ones do not have any inherent boy-attracting abilities. Milkshakes, however, do. All else being equal, the boys would proceed to the milkshake yard. While it is possible to announce the presence of cold ones in the hope of attracting some boys, the pull of the milkshake is much more powerful by comparison.

[sistertaxon]

none of this matters if they’re not back in town though

[topherchris]

Watch this synth wizard concoct a lo-fi track and let the chill flow over you

[kenyatta]

the art practice of @topherchris as art​

[mikerugnetta]

oh when that beat drop tho

[topherchris]

I really love making things for the internet. If you put a dopey watermark on something then you feel thirsty and nobody shares it, and if you don’t then it gets directly ripped off and reposted and gets a ton of views without you even knowing.

[eatdoodoo]

Sometimes I want to die, sometimes I don't

[eatdoodoo]

I’m so unbelievably happy in my relationship right now, but I still feel like I'm a piece of shit. I’m horrible.

[earthdad]

this is the worst thing I’ve ever seen

[taquito]

[npdevan]

howdy pardner

[thestonemask]

[eatdoodoo]

Former movie star turned politician, Schwarzenegger, replaces former reality star turned politician, Donald Trump, on Celebrity Apprentice.

[dasiphora]

[birdship]

[grawly]

amazing

[nudygoon]

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