totally gnarly dude

👀

[pissvortex]

i’m not sure what he was serving but he was serving it

[letmebegaytodd]

if you want the rewards of finding a new favorite song then you have to submit to the mortifying ordeal of listening to unfamiliar music

[fortooate]

i am a mollusc, you are an irritant, and i am actively coating you with successive depositions of nacreous material which will eventually render you beautiful, silent, smooth, and quite dead

[twinicegiantorbiters]

thanks

[fortooate]

you’re welcome :) now silence

[twinicegiantorbiters]

.

[fortooate]

∶)

[darkles--sparkles]

This is my new favorite thing

[darkles--sparkles]

There's more

[sisyphusshrugged]

good morning kings let’s push this boulder

[lolt64]

bad news about the boulder everyone

[aaays-and-bees]

Good morning kings let’s push this boulder

[flirty-milk]

Microdosing on flirting by liking each other’s posts

[ijaazat]

If mango has million number of fans i am one of them . if mango has ten fans i am one of them. if mango have only one fan and that is me . if mango has no fans, that means i am no more on the earth . if world against the mango, i am against the world. i love #mango till my last breath.. .. Die Hard fan of mango . Hit Like If you Think mango Best fruit & Smart In the world

[acetrek]

Just learned that the guy who made the Garfield "You are not immune to propaganda" started selling NFT's

[acetrek]

[avvocarlo]

high speed clownload

[avvocarlo]

100 sillybytes per second

[angelicguy]

i love how much attitude the red m&m has but i think id rather be the yellow m&ms friend

[angelicguy]

i got broken up with the moment i posted this by the way. no hard feelings at all but i think it makes it funnier

[ambergreyowl]

reading about a character who is way too similar to you and having an outside perspective on the situation:

[hustlerose]

big fan of situations where nobody gets hurt 

[gunsandfireandshit]

OSHA

[escaliburn]

On the one hand, it's obviously wrong to girlbossify the ex wives of billionaires and all. On the other hand I really want to see the trifecta completed and the resulting chaos of Grimes dumping Musk

[emil]

likes charge reblogs cast

[fireproofs]

happy mother’s day to that mom who sold y/n to one direction

[gendernewtral]

*missing the charging port on my phone* don’t think about it don’t think about it don’t think about it

[pileofknives]

"I bet it doesn't hurt that bad, I don't have time for this shit."

[ampersandvich]

"at least one"

[sexhaver]

now this is a gender binary i can get behind

[carnival-phantasm]

Very generous of them to describe it as the "Thinking Period"

[retiredmahoushoujo]

They correctly excluded the outlier Electroshocks Georg

[batterybrainz-deactivated202211]

Electroshocks Georg has got something going on and I don’t know if I want to know what

[honted]

i can't stop thinking about this