S.H.I.E.L.D. Director Romanoff

Permanent Hiatus: July 30, 2012. Natasha Romanoff. Natalia Romanova. Code Name: Black Widow Director of S.H.I.E.L.D. We're multi-national. We're funded by the UN. We have a lot more up our sleeves. Now, more than ever. Deputy Director: Steve Rogers Executive Assistant: Anonymous UK Liaison: Brian Braddock

[giantmonstercaptain]

Hey!

If you’re reading this, you’ve stumbled onto one of my inactive blogs. Feel free to poke around, though if you want to RP with me, visit one of my active blogs, listed on my ABOUT.

[giantmonstercaptain]

Hey!

If you’re reading this, you’ve stumbled onto one of my inactive blogs. Feel free to poke around, though if you want to RP with me, visit one of my active blogs, listed on my ABOUT.

[giantmonstercaptain]

Hey!

If you’re reading this, you’ve stumbled onto one of my inactive blogs. Feel free to poke around, though if you want to RP with me, visit one of my active blogs, listed on my ABOUT.

[giantmonstercaptain]

Hey!

If you’re reading this, you’ve stumbled onto one of my inactive blogs. Feel free to poke around, though if you want to RP with me, visit one of my active blogs, listed on my ABOUT.

[captainsteverogersarchive]

☆ - Permanent Hiatus.

Since Gmail recently informed me that someone’s been trying to hack into both of my Steve accounts, I’ve decided to come back and update all of my old Marvel accounts once and for all.

I will not be deleting any accounts or changing any urls. This is due to the fact that these roleplays, many of which were running for more than a year, are the product of fun and hard work. They were done with these urls and they will keep these urls with the only exception being if I decide to reboot any of them, I may take their urls with me.

This does not mean that I will no longer be roleplaying on tumblr. In fact, I still am, though my focus is now DC characters. I have also re-booted Dane and continue to play him on the Marvel side of things. The following is a list of my active blogs that I will update as is needed.

Personal: therealzombiequeen

Leonard Snart/Captain Cold: frigidandsharp

Dane Whitman/Black Knight: danewhitman

Walter Kovacs/Rorschach: scarletmonochroma

Anyone who comes looking for me on my now inactive blogs is welcome to follow me elsewhere. Though, I may have to be reminded of who you are if we interact (my memory has never been all that great). Other than that, my skype is chaoticfayth, and I’m almost always online. It’s been a real treat, and I look forward to the next chapter in my roleplay life.

captainsteverrogers ☆ captainunionjack ☆ directorofshield ☆ ebonmatriarch ☆ girlwithoutaworld ☆ guardiananonymous ☆ littlebritannia ☆ swordofpendragon

[ebonmatriarch]

Quite a morning.

Anon and Steve are in my office, rather distracted by the Men's Team Finals for the Olympics. It's rather precious, they're huddled over Anon's iPad, absolutely fixated.

I wish I could have sent Anon to watch the Olympics himself. There wasn't a feasible way, of course, after his reaction last time he was in London. Perhaps I'll send him that way for the winter Olympics in two years. Or Rio in four. He'd like that quite a lot, I'm sure.

[speedandcharm]

Nah, I think that threat is within good reason. 

Beaten up by a beautiful woman isn’t a horrible way to go.

[ebonmatriarch]

Oh, I promised far more than that. 

In fact, I think the poor boy soiled himself, in all honesty. A pity, really. I'm used to archers with much more in the way of constitution. At that rate, not sure he'd survive past having his teeth yanked out, once the nails were gone. And that's just no fun at all.

[speedandcharm]

I take it back, you’re terrible. 

[ebonmatriarch]

That, too.

I told Arsenal I would hang him up by his toenails just for starters if he hurt Jason again. Too harsh?

[redhotarsenal-blog]

ebonmatriarch started following you

[redhotarsenal-blog]

i guess i’m not surprised you got jason under your wing either with a philosophy like that. i’d be caught off guard if a—augh, nevermind. not going that direction. nope. bad brain!

you are terrifying.

i swear i won’t hurt him. or.

uh

i’ll try not to? i don’t want to hurt him! hell, i don’t even think he wants to get back with me that badly! we’re horrible for each other!

hell no. i know you’d be on me like a honey badger on a bee hive. i haven’t been heroing very seriously the past few months and i was never that good to begin with! you’d tear out my gizzard before i even said “hi, i fucked it up with jason” or something.

[ebonmatriarch]

Oh no, I was rather gunning to have him at the top of my roster. And if you think he's terrifying, you should see my Personal Assistant. Anon's a real spitfire.

No, I'd tear it out while you were screaming it, to be quite honest.

Listen, as long as you keep a little warning in mind and not dig too deep to fast, I think you'll be fine. Even if you don't get back together. Even if you're just friends. I'd rather Jason to remain intact with minimal damage. That's all.

[speedandcharm]

Shouldn’t I be the one charming you?

[ebonmatriarch]

Better not keep a girl waiting, loverboy.

[speedandcharm]

Can’t you love me instead?

[ebonmatriarch]

You know I do, sugar.

[redhotarsenal-blog]

ebonmatriarch started following you

[redhotarsenal-blog]

oh. okay. i guess. you, uh, know a lot about him then. yeah. -awkwardawkward- i feel like you’re going to rip me in half with just your eyes. how can you do that?

… that’s probably how. damn it, why do all of you terrifying guys lurk under the guise of beautiful people? it’s not fair! i want to be terrifying and awesome and badass! teach me your ways, lovely mistress of the spider!

…

……

…………

pleasedon’tchewmyballsoffandleavethemforyourlittlespiderbabiespleaseilikemyballs

[ebonmatriarch]

There's a reason our organizations go for the pretty faces. We like you off your guard.

Oh no, I wouldn't go that route. Nails first, dear. You work up from there.

But if you're careful, then I won't have to ruin you, now will I? And believe me, if you hurt him, I would not be the only one on your ass. I would just be the fastest.

Oh, and don't try to pull the "you'd have to get close to me first" route, dear. I've had an archer under my heel for years, you're child's play compared to him. Just remember that.

[jaytodd-deactivated20120924]

[He genuinely appreciates the little gesture— it never hurt to feel like somebody cared about you.] I… yeah. That’s a way to put it. When I think about him, that feeling comes back.

Like this is a dream. Like it’s the afterlife, and I’m still dead. 

[ebonmatriarch]

-Just briefly, she sighs, giving the barest of nods.-

Lingers on the edge of your horizon, still visible, but just out of touch.

[redhotarsenal-blog]

ebonmatriarch started following you

[redhotarsenal-blog]

yeah, that stuff is probably better left under lock and key. they’re kind of personal. … not that you would care, but. the idea still stands. it’d be awkward for him.

yeah. uh. i suppose we’ll get to know each other a lot better now, huh? that you’re jason’s commanding… officer. agent. assassin. badass. and i’m.

his friend. i guess.

yeah.

[ebonmatriarch]

Cute - that you think there's any personal awkwardness between us. There's little about him that I do not know, Roy. And any embarrassment has long passed.

Indeed. I lead all of SHIELD, dear. From Captain America himself and down to the last little custodian that sweeps our halls. Jason reports directly to me, no one else, so I can say that I'd get to know his - associates quite well.

One more thing to note. You break his heart, and I will break you beyond recognition. Plain and simple.

[jaytodd-deactivated20120924]

[He gratefully takes the bottle back, but settles it on his lap with his hand gripped around it.] Roy. That’s about it.

[ebonmatriarch]

Seems that the poor boy lingers more like a ghost for you than you do for him. -Gently she nudges against the top of his head with her cheek, making sure he's settled on her shoulder.-

[redhotarsenal-blog]

ebonmatriarch started following you

[redhotarsenal-blog]

i see. yeah, he did that before he joined you too… -laughs softly- 

right. well, okay. uh, it’s nice to meet you, anyway.

[ebonmatriarch]

Undoubtedly. I've seen his files. All of them, actually. Save for the ones behind physical lock and key in homes such as that of, say, the Al Ghuls.

And you as well, Roy.

[redhotarsenal-blog]

ebonmatriarch started following you

[redhotarsenal-blog]

i see. 

what’s—ah, nevermind. so, yeah, i get why you would hear about me.

how’s he doing?

[ebonmatriarch]

Meaning he's the business version of a personal assistant. Jason takes out the trash when necessary, you see.

A bit dumpier than usual, though nothing debilitating.