emily

24, follow your bliss.

[just-shower-thoughts]

If you treat sick animals, you may be considered a veterinarian. If you fought for Germany in WWII, you may be considered a veteran Aryan.

[booksfunquotes]

follow me for the funniest, newest and most hilarious pictures of the internet!

[hurricaneclouds]

when all of your knuckles crack except one so you have to try and convince yourself to be a sensible human being and resist the urge to break your own finger

[reasonsmysoniscrying]

4yo: “Whoever is all done with their dinner can come snuggle with me on the couch!” Me: “I’m all done!” 4yo: “Just kidding! I meant whoever still has a little salad left: MOMMA!”

Oh.

[reasonsmysoniscrying]

Tensions running EXTREMELY HIGH between Occupy Bounce-house and their biggest enemy: the rental company returning at the agreed upon hour to pick up their borrowed equipment.

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

great names for triplets

waluigi

wal2igi

waluig3

[iglovequotes]

http://iglovequotes.net/

[klefable]

you ever wonder how many people you’re in the “we’re friends but i would kiss you if you asked” club with

[cozyqueen]

I’m so glad I’m not a man. I literally hate y'all so much

[latrinecleaner]

Wow, this post though. Let this have said, “I hate women.” And there would have been soooo much shade thrown all over the place. Especially on this site.

[godshideouscreation]

If you stalk my blog/ check my page often send me a message, anonymous or not telling me why.

[asking-fucking-alexandriaaa-dea]

S\O to girls that scratch & claw your back during sex

[yxng-pvpi]

!!!!

[dj-jaytee-deactivated20170315]

Facts

[fakescience]

Conserving Water

[penssamento]

[ecashfl0o]

beekeeper:*keeps bees*

bees:*is keep*

[engouled]

highlights from ugrgaming’s stream/interview w/ outlast dev (OUTLAST 2 SPOILERS)

the main protag’s name is blake and he’s gonna talk, he’s lookin for his gf lynne (or lin? idk) after a helicopter crash, she’s a journalist and he’s a cameraman, it takes place in az,the game’s gonna be 20-30% bigger, puking is a thing??, batteries go longer but there’s less of em, the girl in the screenshot w/ the pickax is an enemy, they’re not sure if the protag is gonna be faceless or not, the dev can’t talk abt how it connects w/ the first one, a lotta stuff is still in development and subject to change

also some neat outlast 1 stuff like it was originally gonna be a wiiu game and there were gonna be weapons until fans were like no don’t tho

(archived stream is here)

(edited to fix some fuckups thanx zen)

[me-just-less-clothes]

the harder you scratch me the harder I'll fuck you

[moniabadir]