satan's special fat boy

hi i'm lizard (23☆he/him) and my coffin is on my back

[pokemon-cards-hourly]

[atergraham]

ref to Annihilation

[birf]

nosferatu moodboard

[gonnamakeitbros2]

[sweetstreetsla-deactivated20150]

[truquetructruk]

[skrimshanker]

[jermafireman]

*fear beatboxing*

[mornincoffeerun-deactivated2020]

Galar’s newest establishment seems to be doing rather well! 🐰

Big thanks to @denimecho for helping me with the composition.

[youcircayouarchive]

But for a moment, no one moved.

R. Daneel stepped nimbly upon a chair and from that to the top of a Transtex display case. The colored fluorescence gleaming through the slits of polarized molecular film turned his cool, smooth face into something unearthly.

Unearthly, thought Baley.

10/17/17 -> 12/5/19

[coralroott]

[youcircayouarchive]

look guys im desperate as hell, in between jobs, and willing to draw whatever your gay little heart desires!! what are you waiting for!!!

for a full example of my art check out my gallery on furaffinity https://www.furaffinity.net/user/scrabblenits/

[snapsicle]

in an alternate universe there’s a direct pipeline to the gods where you can just talk to them and ask for shit but most of the time if your wish is stupid they’ll vaporize you but one day Adam and Jamie came to the gods and were like “hey we wanna take Mythbusters to the next level can we have infinite lives like a video game so whenever we die we just wake up the next day completely ok” and the gods were like “this should be really fuckin good” and gave them both immortality so they started testing Fucked Up Unethical Myths like “can you survive on nothing but toothpaste” and “how far high up do you have to jump from for a belly flop onto water to kill you” and “what happens if you swallow live explosives and then explode them” and “how long can you survive in sulfuric acid” and stuff like that and then the gods are just watching them and laughing their asses off and if a TV network refuses to broadcast the new “Mythbusters Dying Edition: this shit’s fucked up now!” they get vaporized also

[varmintz]

Weirdos for sure, my fakemon based on rats. I love rats, and I’ve owned plenty. This one is based on a rat king, as well as lab rats, since genetics and royalty are both related to inheritance. Running in mazes, experiments, mutations, etc. lead to Ratwists eventually evolving together in Rodentwine. I thought it was a fun play on Pokemon that just fuse to make a new Pokemon lol. Love your local freaks.

[protowilson]

I did seriously consider making Scout the transgressor, but given that Spy’s raison d'être is destroying Engie’s buildings…

[husband]

[valdrickvile]

this is the best i can do tonight ya’ll