ONCE-LER UPON A TIME...

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SO THERE I WAS. WITH NOTHING BUT AN INTERNET CONNECTION AND A REALLY LOUSY LOOKING TUMBLR BLOG. I WAS WAITING TO TELL THE STORIES OF MY YOUTH TO THE EAGER EARS OF ALL OF THE YOUNG PEOPLE OUT THERE. IT WAS GONNA BE A RIDE THEY'D NEVER FORGET. #Eccentric Old-ler Stories#Old-ler ((This blog does not accept Magic!Anon submissions.)) ECCENTRIC-OLDLER-STORIES BLOG STATEMENT - READ IT, YOUNG ONES!

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I really wish you'd come back, Mr. Old-ler.

I AM ON VACATION PLEASE LEAVE A MESSAGE AFTER THE DON’T YOU DARE LEAVE A MESSAGE.

im tired why am i telling you this when did i get here where did my life go so wrong goodnight sweet dreams whatever snore

I BLINKED AND TOTALLY MISSED ALL OF THIS.

As long as it's not jelly and the bread doesn't land jelly side down!

WHAT.

Heya mr. Oldler sir! You finally ready to go play Donkey Kong with me?

NEVER WAS, NEVER WILL BE. GO AWAY!

You must be new! *hands you a plate of chocolate chip cookies* Welcome to the neighborhood! :)

KID, IN CASE YOU HAVEN’T NOTICED THE WHISKERS AND SENILITY, I’VE BEEN HERE QUITE A WHILE.

... AND GIMME THOSE COOKIES!

Do you eat your toast butter side up, or butter side down?

I TOSS IT IN THE AIR AND WHICHEVER SIDE LANDS ON MY FACE IS THE WAY I EAT IT THAT DAY.

I got you a snail and a nail, can you change a hundred dollar bill? I didn't have 15 cents on me

SORRY, NO CHANGE.

Uh, /hello?/ You not see these wings? It /is/ kinda dark, so I don't blame you, but.. geez. Big feathery flappy things don't catch your eye?

BIG FEATHERY FLAPPY THINGS ANNOY ME.

toonicling said:

//lazily arts .. //at 1 am oops

YOU MUST BE VERY TALL TO BE ABLE TO SEE INTO MY LERKIM, YOU SOME KINDA MUTANT?

#((Lovely art!!! Thank you!!!!))#submission

OPINION ON ONCEST. GO.

TALK ABOUT FEELIN’ MYSELF...

...*touch*

THIS IS GETTING EXCESSIVE.

Well hello their older me ^^ Go any stories for me?

NONE FOR YOU.

NEVER ANY FOR YOU.

EVER.

goodnight grand dad

GO AWAY!

You got those... eyebrows of ANGER. ...I kinda wanna touch em.

DON’T.

i have TURPENTINE in my SHOWER

MUST FEEL GREAT ON THE SKIN.

WHY ARE THERE STRANGE FUZZY CHILDREN TRYING TO GIVE ME THINGS

WHY ARE YOU HESITATING TO TAKE FREE THINGS FROM CHILDREN?

Ew.. that Anon ate socks?? ..Let's just hope one of them wasn't the nose-sock, right? Crusty... booger.. things... eghhhh.

EXCUSE YOU.

SOME OF THOSE BOOGERS WERE FRESH.

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