eccentricity is not a FLAW

indie multi-muse | cursed by oni

[incorrectmonogatari]

Araragi: Hanekawa can't be good at everything. Maybe she's a bad kisser?

Senjougahara: No, she's good at that too.

Araragi: What?

Senjougahara: What?

[incorrectmonogatari]

Hanekawa: Okay, yeah, I LOVE Araragi! I have loving feelings for Araragi. But does that mean I'm IN love with him? No-

Hanekawa: Oh my god... I'm in love with Araragi.

Hanekawa, to Karen and Tsukihi: Why didn't you guys tell me?

Tsukihi: We thought you knew.

[incorrectmonogatari]

Hanekawa: I wish I had the ability to make boys really nervous.

Senjougahara: Holding a really sharp knife to their neck usually does the trick for me.

Araragi: As a boy, I can confirm that this makes me really nervous.

[incorrectmonogatari]

Araragi: Oshino, it’s Araragi.

Meme: Oh, what did he do this time?

Araragi: No, it’s me, Araragi.

Meme: Oh.

Meme: What did you do this time?

[mochidoodle]

『Mafia Dio AU』— in which Dio helps Giorno rebuild Passione, and he brings the Part 3 crew with him 😎☀

[incorrectmonogatari]

Senjougahara: I prevented a murder today.

Hanekawa: Really? That's amazing. How?

Senjougahara: Self-control.

[crazymiraclecat]

300 theme for 300 days

Prompt: Angel

Charather(s) or otp: Reimi Sugimoto

[katribou]

guaranteed to blow your mind anytime

[animemenrock]

Please laugh

[incorrectmonogatari]

Senjougahara: You know what? We’re all friends. Might as well get it over with. I’m bi. I’ll now field about half a minute of questions.

Hanekawa: What made you decide to tell us now?

Senjougahara: Kanbaru found out last week, and I was positive she was not gonna be able to keep the secret much longer.

[Flashback]

Kanbaru: Bye, Senjougahara-senpai!

Kanbaru: I mean, not BI, but BYE——I mean, see ya! I mean, have fun only having sex with men! Just bangin’ dudes left and right!

Senjougahara: Thanks, Kanbaru.

[zhinico]

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[incorrectmonogatari]

Araragi: Any questions?

Hanekawa: Yes. Did you miss me?

Hanekawa: Quick follow up: did you ever look up at the moon and wonder if i was looking at it too?

Araragi:

Araragi: Yes.

[seulren]

lirika matoshi strawberry dress

[incorrectmonogatari]

Hanekawa: Jellyfish have survived 600,000 years without a brain.

Araragi: A ray of hope for my sisters.

[incorrectmonogatari]

Koyomi: Hey, you're not really arresting me?

Araragi's dad: You have the right to remain silent.

Koyomi: I choose to waive that right. *Screams*

[mexicangirlfriend]

[incorrectmonogatari]

Karen: What does coffee taste like?

Koyomi: Not as good as it smells.

Karen: Oh, like shampoo.