Cosimo Galluzzi
NASA
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
Claire Keane
Xuebing Du
shark vs the universe
will byers stan first human second
No title available
ojovivo
Cosmic Funnies
YOU ARE THE REASON
No title available
Kiana Khansmith
hello vonnie
gracie abrams
if i look back, i am lost
blake kathryn
Fai_Ryy
Sade Olutola
ellievsbear
seen from Malaysia
seen from United States
seen from Bangladesh
seen from Dominican Republic
seen from United States
seen from France
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Sri Lanka
seen from Ukraine
seen from Indonesia
seen from United Kingdom
seen from United States
seen from France
seen from United States
seen from Türkiye
seen from Malaysia
seen from United States
@incorrectmonogatari
Senjougahara: Can I vent to you? Araragi: Always. Senjougahara: But as a friend not as my boyfriend. Araragi: Yes. Call me girlfriend. Hehe. Senjougahra: Okay, listen girlfriend. Araragi: I'm listening girl. Araragi: Men ain't shit.
Shinobu: These donuts got me feeling gay as fuck. Araragi: Shinobu, I told you, people don't use 'gay' as 'happy' anymore. That's not how it's used. Shinobu: My bad. Shinobu: These donuts got me feeling bisexual as fuck. Araragi: Shinobu, no! Shinobu: What am I supposed to say if I like donuts?!
Kaiki: When have I ever given you reason not to trust me? Senjougahara: Would you like the list alphabetically or chronologically?
Koyomi: I heard you were talking shit about me?
Oikura: do you wanna hear it again or did you get everything?
Hanekawa: I can't sleep. Can you read this book for me?
Senjougahara: Of course.
Senjougahara: …
Senjougahara: …
Hankawa: Read it out loud, please.
Senjougahara: My blood test came back.
Hanekawa: What are the results?
Senjougahara: It's positive. I have blood.
Senjougahara (wearing Hanekawa's glasses): How do I look?
Hanekawa: I have no idea
Senjougahara: get a boyfriend Oikura
Araragi: or a girlfriend! she's bi
Senjougahara: damn nobody want u fr 😭😭
Araragi: i'm saying like 😭😭
Perhaps that is a part of our difficulty. Words are all we've been using. Humans seem to take much stronger notice of actions... I need a gun.
Ononoki
Kissshot: My life is in the hands of an idiot. Araragi: No, nononono. Two idiots.
Kanbaru: You said that if you were ever going to do same-sex experimentation it was going to be with me. Senjougahara: I have never said that to you. Kanbaru: It's been implied. Senjougahara: By you.
Hanekawa, thinking: I know you can read my thoughts, Araragi. Just a little reminder; if I find out you cut class, your ass is mine. Yes, you heard me. I think words I would never say. Kanbaru, thinking: I know you can read my thoughts, Araragi-senpai. *Singing* Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow.
Araragi: Look, I-I’ve lost a lot of blood.
Araragi: I mean…
Araragi: I know where the blood is, but—
Sengoku: What did I ever do to you? Sejougahara: You tried to kill me and destroy this entire town. Sengoku: Apart from that?
Oshino: Hey Kagenui, have you ever been mistaken for a man? Kagenui: No, have you?
Hanekawa: They're overriding the mainframe. Kanbaru: In Japanese, four-eyes. Hanekawa: They're fuckin' our pussies! Kanbaru: Now you're speaking my language.
Kanbaru: Get the fuck out with this "gays cant drive" and "gays cant cook" shit. I do BOTH. Don't be disrespectful.
Araragi: But can you do math?
Kanbaru: Don't. Don't do this to me.