Eclipse-not-officially @eclipse-officially - Tumblr Blog

@ringmaster-officialy, @eclipse-officially, @boogeyman-officially

I will find you.

😨

Sleep with one eye open

Can I have another lighter pleaseeeee

Are you gonna hurt me again if I say no? :<

Are you going to run if i say yes..?

So that's a yes, alright fine just take it 'tosses you a lighter'

YAYAYAAYYAYYA *looks like a kid on Christmas*

watcher-officially

Oh my god, I'm going to deal with that later

(She has given up)

*starts lighting random things on fire*

...not this again

*I didn’t notice Skizz because i was distracted by a fire*

(You should uhh probably stop him..? Or don’t its your city on the line)

.. @slayer-offically the gremlin got ahold of another lighter *said with the energy of someone who just got off a 10 hour shift*

Hey.. uh.. Jimmy? Can you at least go a few blocks down? You're scarily close to my house

(Do what you will with this new info)

oh my god...

*A woman who looks just like slayer but without the flash my costume walks up*

I gotta babysit villains even as a civilian, don't I?

Give me the damn lighter @boogeyman-officially before i burn down your house

No. :]

Alright then

*Slayer pulls out a blowtorch from her bag*

lets play that way then

*eyes practically shine* *mumbles* I want it…

Oh really?

*Slayer walks closer, the sound of the torch being lit barely heard over the clacking of her boots*

Well then enjoy

*Slayer puts the flame onto the tail of boogeyman's vest*

*yelps and tries to put it out*

See? fires not so fun when you're getting burnt

But houses aren’t living!! you know how long its gonna take to stitch this back up?!

but people inside of them are. think about your entire body being engulfed into fire, along with the ones you love

and honestly, a piece of clothing being burnt isnt even close to the punishment you deserve, if i was in uniform id be dragging you to prison right now

Why dont they just exit the house?

(At this point I would tie him to a chair and hit him repeatedly.. holy dumbass)

The air gets heavy, you loose oxygen, and things start collapsing, they cant get out no matter how hard they try

@dr-grian-officially help please boogeyman is being dumb

Ehh seems like a user error personally *lights more grass on fire*

*Gem stomps the fire out and proceeds to re-light boogeyman on fire*

Are you stupid or do i need to beat you up for you to understand?!

OW! *puts it out*

(Probably both honestly man has no brains or empathy maybe he does somewhere🥀🥀)

*Gem flips the blowtorch to the can side and smacks it against boogeyman's head as hard as she can, before dragging him deeper into the alleyway*

If you want to fight, you've got yourself a fight

Ow… *dazed from the hit but still tries to escape*

oh no you dont

*Slayer grabs him by the collar and slams him onto the ground, then she steps ontop of him, stopping him from moving*

*hisses and tries to kick you anyways*

*Slayer moves her second foot to one of his wrists*

Now listen here..

*She punches him clean across the face*

If i ever see you burning something down again, I will arrest you and make sure you rot in a terrible cell

(( im pretty sure she's broken atleast a wrist and a rib from standing on him maybe his nose? idk u can choose how much u want boogey to suffer ))

*my ears started to ring and pain shot in my face my vision blacked out for a second* fuck..

*tries more to escape but its getting sloppy from being desperate*

What if instead.. I just.. *wheeze* stop lighting cyclones house… on *cough* fire

hopefully you can learn to be a decent person, the watcher may even pity you enough to excuse you of your crimes if you became a hero... but not right now i suppose

*Slayer turned on her heel and left, headed towards what could only be assumed as her condo on the other side of the city*

*mutters* bitch.

*Swings in* You good bro?

Dear tripwire,

I am sorry to inform you, that of no fault of mine, your dear fellow Tuff guy is now bed ridden. He had managed to take a beating from someone. I would recommend you go see him now

Totally not the one who crippled him,

Boogeyman

@not-tango-officially

You need to dump this guy

NO PLEASE I SAID SORRYYYYYY :C

HIS LEGS ARE STILL BROKEN AND OUR KITCHEN IS STILL CHARRED!!

SORRY DOSENT MEAN ANYTHING!

I LET YOU USE OUR DOCTORRR

You make it sound like he's property what the hell😭

Just dont tell tango >:[

Oh? I'm telling Tango! @not-tango-officially your boyfriend broke my legs :<

Proof?

Those two things attatched to my body that I use to walk, which are currently broken?

How does someone know I broke them

BECAUSE THERE'S A BUNCH OF WITNESSES BRO EVEN MORPHLING KNOWS

Mm no I dont think I did..

…

Uh… oh no look at the time looks like I gotta go..

@ringmaster-officialy @eclipse-officially

Please come get this guy.

@boogeyman-officially Get your butt over here

Kinda in an allyway getting beat up.. by @slayer-offically ill be there in a bit…

Ugh. Do you need rescuing

I think.. I think so…I think I might pass out…

Omw

Dear tripwire,

I am sorry to inform you, that of no fault of mine, your dear fellow Tuff guy is now bed ridden. He had managed to take a beating from someone. I would recommend you go see him now

Totally not the one who crippled him,

Boogeyman

@not-tango-officially

You need to dump this guy

NO PLEASE I SAID SORRYYYYYY :C

HIS LEGS ARE STILL BROKEN AND OUR KITCHEN IS STILL CHARRED!!

SORRY DOSENT MEAN ANYTHING!

I LET YOU USE OUR DOCTORRR

You make it sound like he's property what the hell😭

Just dont tell tango >:[

Oh? I'm telling Tango! @not-tango-officially your boyfriend broke my legs :<

Proof?

Those two things attatched to my body that I use to walk, which are currently broken?

How does someone know I broke them

BECAUSE THERE'S A BUNCH OF WITNESSES BRO EVEN MORPHLING KNOWS

Mm no I dont think I did..

…

Uh… oh no look at the time looks like I gotta go..

@ringmaster-officialy @eclipse-officially

Please come get this guy.

@boogeyman-officially Get your butt over here

Kinda in an allyway getting beat up.. by @slayer-offically ill be there in a bit…

Ugh. Do you need rescuing

I'd like to report the crime of no drip because @boogeyman-officially sucks :)

- definitely not from @guys-its-definetly-not-cyclone

no drip?! how preposterous! @boogeyman-officially you are under arrest until you get some fire drip

WAIT I DO TRUST LOOKY LOOKY

you look like a teenager going through an emo phase on tiktok

Wow.

wow is right i dont know how one sucks that bad at fashion

i mean look at me

Yeah?!? Well look at this!!

eww its giving wannabe tiktok alt 🤮🤮🤮

do you need to see what i real fit looks like?

Why do you look like your going to a funeral- *sigh* I know what I must do.

what is that?! eww get some REAL drip

You look like you just woke up, this is how its done

oh really? cuz last i remember you hollered when you broke a finger? and are those bags under your eyes? talk about just rolled out of bed

honestly sad but even by basic outfits solo yours

Really because I don’t think overalls and a green shirt is beating this

(Im running out of comebacks..)

oh hunny green is not your color. Stick to being a toy sheriff

Anyways this is what a real nature-inspired outfit looks like

I am. Not. A. Toy. I am a very pretty princess… :>

oh umm could i recommend NEVER wearing that again... i think im scared for life

a REAL ruler is a wizard

(( we need a poll or smth to choose who won lol ))

Jimmy Jingles, please find a stylist.

(Imo, most of Jim's outfits ain't that bad. The princess one keeps unsettling me though. I don't know why)

(they were all princesses im crying X0)

plain sinful blasphemy...

So uhh.. @furioso-officially anything to say on this?

@eclipse-officially have you seen this?

Dear tripwire,

I am sorry to inform you, that of no fault of mine, your dear fellow Tuff guy is now bed ridden. He had managed to take a beating from someone. I would recommend you go see him now

Totally not the one who crippled him,

Boogeyman

@not-tango-officially

You need to dump this guy

NO PLEASE I SAID SORRYYYYYY :C

HIS LEGS ARE STILL BROKEN AND OUR KITCHEN IS STILL CHARRED!!

SORRY DOSENT MEAN ANYTHING!

I LET YOU USE OUR DOCTORRR

You make it sound like he's property what the hell😭

Just dont tell tango >:[

Oh? I'm telling Tango! @not-tango-officially your boyfriend broke my legs :<

Proof?

Those two things attatched to my body that I use to walk, which are currently broken?

How does someone know I broke them

BECAUSE THERE'S A BUNCH OF WITNESSES BRO EVEN MORPHLING KNOWS

Mm no I dont think I did..

…

Uh… oh no look at the time looks like I gotta go..

@ringmaster-officialy @eclipse-officially

Please come get this guy.

@boogeyman-officially Get your butt over here

halcyi0n

I can't stop making these help 😭

@ringmaster-officialy, @eclipse-officially, @boogeyman-officially

I will find you.

Since you’re close to the bamboozlers whats one of their fears if they have any!

Huh. I actually have no clue! I am also curious, though.

@eclipse-officially @boogeyman-officially @boogayman-official @ringmaster-officialy ?

Not sharing

Damn you Tim

Guys I dont know how I got here or what I am going to do bc I mighhht get beaten by my fellow bamboozlers by showing this but I uh burnt the water again.

Give me tips on what to do before ringmaster and eclipse sees this please! Im begging and please don’t tell them!

(Yes this is just a random image from the internet no I have never burnt water before I think)

@ringmaster-officialy @eclipse-officially I am so sorry!!!!

How?! You're worse than Grian! What were you even trying to do?

I can cook perfectly well, thank you very much. My three dishes I can do are to die for!

Eeeh whatever you think doc

Oh I know you‘re not talking right now! At least i can‘t burn water!!

ehhhhhhhh

YOU‘VE NEVER EVEN SEEN MY COOKING???

I KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO THAT CHICKEN, GRIAN

IT WASNT MY FAULT, @ringmaster-officialy KNOWS I CANT COOK AND HE LEFT ME ALONE IN THE KITCHEN! BLAME HIM!

HE DIDN'T KNOW THAT THEN!!! ALSO THE MARRY ME CHICKEN WORKED APPARENTLY

Gotta ask Ringmaster his secrets maybe he can make some for me and my roommate :o

And they were roommates... (¬_¬)

Guys I dont know how I got here or what I am going to do bc I mighhht get beaten by my fellow bamboozlers by showing this but I uh burnt the water again.

Give me tips on what to do before ringmaster and eclipse sees this please! Im begging and please don’t tell them!

(Yes this is just a random image from the internet no I have never burnt water before I think)

@ringmaster-officialy @eclipse-officially I am so sorry!!!!

How?! You're worse than Grian! What were you even trying to do?

I can cook perfectly well, thank you very much. My three dishes I can do are to die for!

Eeeh whatever you think doc

Oh I know you‘re not talking right now! At least i can‘t burn water!!

ehhhhhhhh

YOU‘VE NEVER EVEN SEEN MY COOKING???

I KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO THAT CHICKEN, GRIAN

IT WASNT MY FAULT, @ringmaster-officialy KNOWS I CANT COOK AND HE LEFT ME ALONE IN THE KITCHEN! BLAME HIM!

HE DIDN'T KNOW THAT THEN!!! ALSO THE MARRY ME CHICKEN WORKED APPARENTLY

AT LEAST I DIDNT BURN ANYTHING OKAY????

ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT????

Guys I dont know how I got here or what I am going to do bc I mighhht get beaten by my fellow bamboozlers by showing this but I uh burnt the water again.

Give me tips on what to do before ringmaster and eclipse sees this please! Im begging and please don’t tell them!

(Yes this is just a random image from the internet no I have never burnt water before I think)

@ringmaster-officialy @eclipse-officially I am so sorry!!!!

How?! You're worse than Grian! What were you even trying to do?

I can cook perfectly well, thank you very much. My three dishes I can do are to die for!

Eeeh whatever you think doc

Oh I know you‘re not talking right now! At least i can‘t burn water!!

ehhhhhhhh

YOU‘VE NEVER EVEN SEEN MY COOKING???

I KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO THAT CHICKEN, GRIAN

IT WASNT MY FAULT, @ringmaster-officialy KNOWS I CANT COOK AND HE LEFT ME ALONE IN THE KITCHEN! BLAME HIM!

HE DIDN'T KNOW THAT THEN!!! ALSO THE MARRY ME CHICKEN WORKED APPARENTLY

Guys I dont know how I got here or what I am going to do bc I mighhht get beaten by my fellow bamboozlers by showing this but I uh burnt the water again.

Give me tips on what to do before ringmaster and eclipse sees this please! Im begging and please don’t tell them!

(Yes this is just a random image from the internet no I have never burnt water before I think)

@ringmaster-officialy @eclipse-officially I am so sorry!!!!

How?! You're worse than Grian! What were you even trying to do?

I can cook perfectly well, thank you very much. My three dishes I can do are to die for!

Eeeh whatever you think doc

Oh I know you‘re not talking right now! At least i can‘t burn water!!

ehhhhhhhh

YOU‘VE NEVER EVEN SEEN MY COOKING???

I KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO THAT CHICKEN, GRIAN

I’m going through existential crisis.. am I dumb

…

You… are not the dumbest person I’ve met?

OH YEAHHHHHH

G works customer service. That's not a compliment.

Guys I dont know how I got here or what I am going to do bc I mighhht get beaten by my fellow bamboozlers by showing this but I uh burnt the water again.

Give me tips on what to do before ringmaster and eclipse sees this please! Im begging and please don’t tell them!

(Yes this is just a random image from the internet no I have never burnt water before I think)

@ringmaster-officialy @eclipse-officially I am so sorry!!!!

How?! You're worse than Grian! What were you even trying to do?

I can cook perfectly well, thank you very much. My three dishes I can do are to die for!

Eeeh whatever you think doc

Oh I know you‘re not talking right now! At least i can‘t burn water!!

ehhhhhhhh

Guys I dont know how I got here or what I am going to do bc I mighhht get beaten by my fellow bamboozlers by showing this but I uh burnt the water again.

Give me tips on what to do before ringmaster and eclipse sees this please! Im begging and please don’t tell them!

(Yes this is just a random image from the internet no I have never burnt water before I think)

@ringmaster-officialy @eclipse-officially I am so sorry!!!!

How?! You're worse than Grian! What were you even trying to do?

At this point, I don’t even know!

BOOGEYMAN, HOW THE FUCK DID YOU BURN WATER

OH GOD ECLIPSE HOW DID YOU FIND OUT IM SORRY!!

YOU POSTED IT DUMBASS

morphling-officially

yo look at this stupid ahh

(STABS him with spear, drop kicks him to the sun)

I’m honestly impressed how another me could do something this stupid

I mean it is you

>=0 rude

I think you mean accurate

No, i think i mean you are rude, and should treat your friend better

I save your life enough to be rude every once in a while

Guys I dont know how I got here or what I am going to do bc I mighhht get beaten by my fellow bamboozlers by showing this but I uh burnt the water again.

Give me tips on what to do before ringmaster and eclipse sees this please! Im begging and please don’t tell them!

(Yes this is just a random image from the internet no I have never burnt water before I think)

@ringmaster-officialy @eclipse-officially I am so sorry!!!!

How?! You're worse than Grian! What were you even trying to do?

At this point, I don’t even know!

BOOGEYMAN, HOW THE FUCK DID YOU BURN WATER

OH GOD ECLIPSE HOW DID YOU FIND OUT IM SORRY!!

YOU POSTED IT DUMBASS

morphling-officially

yo look at this stupid ahh

(STABS him with spear, drop kicks him to the sun)

I’m honestly impressed how another me could do something this stupid

I mean it is you

>=0 rude

I think you mean accurate

Guys I dont know how I got here or what I am going to do bc I mighhht get beaten by my fellow bamboozlers by showing this but I uh burnt the water again.

Give me tips on what to do before ringmaster and eclipse sees this please! Im begging and please don’t tell them!

(Yes this is just a random image from the internet no I have never burnt water before I think)

@ringmaster-officialy @eclipse-officially I am so sorry!!!!

How?! You're worse than Grian! What were you even trying to do?

At this point, I don’t even know!

BOOGEYMAN, HOW THE FUCK DID YOU BURN WATER

OH GOD ECLIPSE HOW DID YOU FIND OUT IM SORRY!!