THE ADVENTURE ZONE SENTENCE STARTERS.
❝ Hail and well met, my dude. ❞
❝ Kiss my ass, you sanctimonious bastard. ❞
❝ You are going to be amazing. ❞
❝ Yo thug, what’s your name? I’m about to tentacle your dick! ❞
❝ No dogs on the moon, they just run off the goddamn thing. ❞
❝ I’m afraid no one else will have me. ❞
❝ Everything I drink tastes like keylime gogurt to me. ❞
❝ Don’t let them erase me. ❞
❝ What brings you happiness? ❞
❝ Bad news, comprades, this place is magic as hell. ❞
❝ I find that not killing people is very easy. ❞
❝ Everything is for keepsies if you’re sneaky about it. ❞
❝ You’re a coward and I hate you. ❞
❝ Boy you’re not intimidated by me at all, are you? ❞
❝I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry! ❞
❝ These potions get you reeeeeal fucked up. ❞
❝ Once you pop, the time control don’t stop. ❞
❝ Hot diggity shit. That is a baller cookie.❞
❝ We don’t have to talk. Let’s just…let’s just watch this together. ❞
❝ So here’s my solution, and I think you’re gonna find it very equitable: I’m not gonna shoot you with this giant crossbow. ❞
❝ I’m about to smooch your fucking brains out, babe. ❞
❝ You’re going to have to fight and you’re gonna win. ❞
❝ I’ll be having my body back, you undead fuck! ❞
❝ You fucking took everything from me! ❞
❝ How would you like to live forever? ❞
❝ I am but a simple, idiot wizard. ❞
❝ Yeah! It’s our first kill! …So why am I so horny? I’m broken inside… ❞
❝ You know…do whatever you want. I don’t care anymore. ❞
❝ Existence, (name), life? Is horrible. To exist, to live, is horrible. ❞
❝ Sometimes there aren’t good decisions. Sometimes…there’s just decisions.❞
❝ I appreciate what you’re trying to do. And I’m on board for whatever the plan is. But understand this: I have nothing, and I don’t give a shit. The world is ending and I. Don’t. Care. ❞
❝ I will say that if you wanted to lure me in there you should’ve stayed handsome, my fella.❞
❝ Who stops serving pancakes at 9am?! I missed the whole thing! I had to get Cheetos! ❞
❝ I cannot stress enough how uninterested I am in this. ❞
❝ I’m not gonna be the one to pull the trigger on an entire civilization. I won’t do it. ❞
❝ What brings me joy is…life. I think you can find joy anywhere in life. ❞
❝ I don’t always do things right. And I don’t always do things smart. But whatever I do, I find joy in it. ‘Cause at the end of the day, that’s all you’ve got. ❞
❝ Tell ya what, if we ever meet each other somewhere in infinity, you can apologize to me and tell me you were wrong. ❞
❝ I have an update from [ Name ] Central. Uh, I have updated my list of people I trust and things I believe to no one and nothing! ❞
❝ I’m good, amigo. The bleeding’s all internal. That’s where the blood is supposed to be.❞
❝ I think there was probably a time where I had joy, where I experienced fleeting happiness or anger or fear, but God, it’s just been so long. ❞
❝ I am a man, (name), who knows the answer to the question of why we’re all here. I didn’t like it. ❞
❝ To have friendship, (name), it requires you to…love someone and be invested in your shared happiness and these things, (name): friendship, love, happiness? They’re all so…small. In the grand scheme of things, they last a second. ❞
❝ Look it got – WE got dark back there. I know this journey’s been tough, and it’s only going to get harder. But we can’t allow ourselves to get to that place again. ❞
❝We’ve lost a lot. And there’s a lot more we might lose. But one thing we do have is the thing people in love rarely ever have enough of – and it’s time. ❞
❝When someone leaves your life, those exits are not made equal. Some are beautiful and poetic and satisfying. Others are abrupt and unfair. But most are just unremarkable, unintentional, clumsy. ❞
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