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â someday you might thank me for this . or not . â
â my showerhead is very impressed with me . â
â i mean , not your mom . my mom . and dad . â
â the ice princess returned from the north pole . â
â behold the zoo animals heralding a new year . how tribal . â
â i donât want to be the schoolâs freaky genius girl again . â
â this is a place of learning , not a hockey arena . â
â how were your holidays ? â
â that was , like , a different person . â
â i wouldnât think â impossible â is even in your vocabulary . â
â oh , were you going to sign up too ? â
â there are a lot of supporting roles in the show . âÂ
â nice penmanship . â
â i missed you during vacation . whatâd you do ? â
â youâre so dedicated , just like me . â
â thereâs something freaky about her . where did she say she was from ? â
â wow ! an einsteinette . â
â proximity to the arts is cleansing for the soul . â
â i donât consider myself an expert on that particular sub-species . â
â oh my gosh ! isnât [name] just the hottie super-bum ? â
â thatâs hilarious . iâll catch you later . â
â was that a cellphone ? â
â uh-huh . yes , thank you . next ! â
â as to your singing ⊠thatâs a wonderful tie youâre wearing . â
â what courage to pursue a note that has not been accessed in the natural world ! â
â well , that was just ⊠very disturbing . go see a counselor . â
â itâs a crowd favorite . everybody loves a good jazz square . â
â is this some kind of joke ? â
â maybe weâre being punkâd . maybe weâre being filmed right now . â
â and what are the rules ? â
â you do not wanna get into that , man . too much drama . â
â our team is coming apart because of your singing thing ! â
â all right . cards on the table right now . â
â if that girl could figure out way to play both romeo and juliet , her own brother would be aced out of the job . â
â iâd rather stick pins in my eyes . â
â evaporate , tall person ! â
â well , i just humiliated myself into the next century . â
â you even looked like one , too ! â
â and thanks for showing me your top-secret hiding place . â
â and on the same day , i invented the space shuttle and microwave popcorn . â
â did you ever think maybe i could be both ? â
â who cares ? how about your most loyal best friend ? â
â now my mom , sheâs seen that musical twenty seven times . â
â if you sing in musicals , youâll in end up in my momâs refrigerator . â
â i wonât attempt to understand the female mind . itâs frightening territory . â
â no one said anything about leotards . â
â we need to save our show from people who donât know the difference between a tony award and tony hawk . â
â but weâre not charlieâs angels , okay ? â
â who are we trying to kid ? you got your team and i got mine . â
â i baked these fresh today . youâll probably want to try one before i tell you the rest . â
â do you know something about this , small person ? â
â oh , itâs an equation ! â
â exclamation point ! â
â shall we soar together ? âÂ
â the theater , as iâve often pointed out , waits for no one . â
â well , thatâs showbiz . â
â like the first time we sang together , remember ? â
â so break a leg . in theater that means good luck . â