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nolanverse pamela isley || voice testing

[lelaid]

Rochas F/W 2005

[rpmemesupreme-blog]

‘out of context D&D quotes’ starters p.3

“Ironically, tasting this blood is the most legal thing I’ve done all day.” “Stand back while I get touchy-feely with this door.” “Goddamn it guys, you’ve been in this jungle for five minutes and you’ve already given the indigenous tribes alcohol and taught them about war!” “Sir, if you have a moment, I’d like to talk to you about spiders.” “I mean, I just want to kill Rudolph.” “But I was screaming diplomatically!” “So… How’s it feel to be outshined by a bird?” “Okay, sounds like the lesbian power couple cover is a go.” “Do not hotbox the sin cube!” “Suck on that one, Anubis.” “’Punched’ is one word. ‘Fisted’ is another.” “Wow. Man arms. …. Marms.” “You know, I seem to remember you being a lot more gung-ho about this before you were on fire.”  “Wait, shit, are we a cult now?” “My grandma fucked a dragon.” “You can’t kinkshame me! I’m the storyteller!” “From an architectural standpoint, we should set it on fire.”  “How do you loose 10,000 oil-soaked rats?!” “My mom said you’re not allowed to kill me tonight.” “Not my brain! I use it to think! … Sometimes!” “Ah, so that’s who the butt belonged to.” “Spoiler alert, your parents are dead.”  “You mean to tell me we busted a hole through the church for nothing?” “We should invent Christianity!” “We will get you tearaway pants. It’s just not our priority right now.” “So… Why did we hire the bear again?” “Where the fuck is the sexy tree?” “PLEASE don’t open any Hell portals in the car!” “Sorry ma’am, your basement is now cinders and a god of rats has cursed your family forever.” “I will eat a human femur one day, but today is not that day.” “It was in my chest cavity, I get to keep it!” “Who wants to desecrate a corpse?” “Goddamn it, you killed the sun.” “You can’t just call dibs on someone’s body parts.” “If we can fit five bodies in here, let’s fit five bodies in here.” “We are not starting a weasel slave market.” “I fell on a bullet that was going the speed of sound.” “You’re an MFD? What’s an MFD?” “Motha fuckin’ DOCTOR.”  “Candles are really cheap. I’d like to buy infinite candles.” “Oh my god! They were alive when they were murdered!” “Are those monkey eggs?” “I’m going to punch the water! Fuck your hydrogen bonds!”

[kittenheart-deactivated20170312]

[laurelance-archive-deactivated2]

So let’s never speak of them again or I’ll cut you all into little pieces. 

[deactivatedprofile-19376-deacti]

I am dying to see you topless...

then die

[dammit-desmond-deactivated20180]

Say cheese

[ecoterrorism-blog]

 “It’s pronounced precisely how it’s spelt. Photosynthesis.”

[ecoterrorism-blog]

"So, uh, what are we?"

   “Pals.”

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

[ecoterrorism-blog]

Mulan Starters:

“You’re a spineless, pale, pathetic lot, and you haven’t got a clue."

“How ‘bout a girl who’s got a brain? Who always speaks her mind…?”

“My little baby, off to destroy people.”

“Dishonour! Dishonour on your whole family!”

“What do you mean you’re not lucky? You lied to me?”

“Why is my reflection someone I don’t know?”

“I’m gonna hit you so hard, it’ll make your ancestors dizzy.”

“No matter how the wind howls, the mountain cannot bow to it.”

“Yea, the only girl who’d love him is his mother.”

“Boy, was I a fool in school for cutting gym!”

“I’ll get that arrow, pretty boy, and I’ll do it with my shirt on.”

“I never want to see a naked man again.”

“Hey, don’t look at me, I ain’t biting no more butts!”

“Insubordinate ruffians! You owe me a new pair of slippers!”

“Ah, you ain’t worth my time, chicken boy.”

“I know my place! It is time you learned yours.”

“A life for a life. My debt is repaid.”

“Just because I look like a man doesn’t mean I have to smell like one.”

“How lucky can they be? They’re dead!”

“Who spit in her bean curd?”

“You missed! How could you miss? He was three feet from you!”

[ecoterrorism-blog]

 “Why Paulie? Why not Lycaon pictus like it says on the sign?” PAMELA ISLEY was doing her BEST to ignore the GRATING ACCENTS so many people in NEW YORK seemed to have, but more IMPORTANTLY, at the confirmation that SOMEONE was SPEAKING to her, she CLUTCHED her handbag tighter in order to prevent any THIEVERY.

[ecoterrorism-blog]

a man in public: *looks at me*

me: 🔪

[qumi]

[fuckyeahtheseventhart]

[ecoterrorism-blog]

Crybaby (Melanie Martinez) Sentence Starters!

"You take things so hard."

"Your heart's too big for your body."

"They call you crybaby."

"You don't fucking care."

"You laugh through your tears."

"You told yourself it's not you, it's them."

"I know you better than anyone else."

"We'll just let them drown."

"We'll be a perfect family."

"You don't hear me."

"Please wake up."

"No one ever listens."

"Everyone thinks that we're perfect."

"Be a good sister."

"I see things that nobody else sees."

"Go back to being plastic."

"Kids are still depressed when you dress them up."

"He doesn't think I'm that fucking dumb, does he?"

"We know what goes on inside."

"Silly girl."

"All the makeup in the world won't make you less insecure."

"Blood still stains when the sheets are washed."

"Chasing after you is like a fairytale."

"We're a freak show."

"It's like you disappear."

"Where'd you go?"

"Why did you steal my cotton candy heart?"

"You build me up like building blocks just so you can bring me down."

"Fuck your degree."

"You think you're smarter than me."

"I'm not a little kid now."

"You're the prince of the playground."

"I'm not your dolly."

"I think I left the faucet running."

"I'm tired of being careful."

"I said too much."

"God, I wish I never spoke."

"Now I gotta wash my mouth out with soap."

"I think I got myself in trouble."

"I should've never said the word 'love'."

"I'm sick of all the games I have to play."

"I love everything you do."

"I'm fully undressed."

"No training wheels left for you."

"It's not like I'm asking to be your wife."

"Tell me why the hell no one is here."

"Tell me what to do to make it all feel better."

"Whatever."

"It's my party and I'll cry if I want to."

"Maybe it's a cruel joke on me."

"I'll cry until my pity party's in flames."

"It feels like I'm dying."

"You've reached the end."

"Let me take you for a ride."

"He chased me and he wouldn't stop."

"Can anybody hear me?"

"I can taste your skin in my teeth."

"I love it when I hear you breathing."

"I'm fucking crazy."

"Honey, do you want me now?"

"I'll sing you a lullaby where you die in the end."

"I pull of black so well."

"That basic bitch."

"Someone told me to stay away from things that aren't yours."

"You don't love her."

"Stop lying with those words."

"She's getting on my nerves."

"Pretty soon you'll be bored of it."

"No one will love you if you're unattractive."

"Is it true that pain is beauty?"

"Will a pretty face make it better?"

"Do you swear you'll stay forever?"

"It's such a waste."

"We're getting high off helium."

"I hate being safe."

"the crazies, they make me feel sane."

"Baby, I'm mad."

"You like me best when I'm off my rocker."

"I'll tell you a secret, I'm not alarmed."

"So what if I'm crazy? The best people are."

"Where is my prescription?"

"You feel so far away."

"It's getting hard to breath."

"I'm tired of always chasing after you."

"I don't give a fuck about you anyway."

"Whoever said I give a shit about you?"

"I never know what you need."

"I guess it's time that I tell you the truth."

"Your skin is warm."

"Your kiss is sugary sweet."

"We've got all of the ingredients except you loving me."

"I'm not a piece of cake for you to just discard."

"I'm taking back what's mine."

"You'll miss the slice of heaven that I gave to you last night."

"You started talking in your sleep."

"I wasn't scared."

"Should I be scared?"

"You were my teddy bear."

"When did love become so violent?"

"Everything was so sweet until you tried to kill me."

"I just didn't know you."

"I'm so unprepared."

"I'm fucking scared."

[vinstage]

[gabrielladressedinyellow]

[notcisjustwoman]

note the fedora

[appropriately-inappropriate]

Wow.