Big Dumb Energy

Emmett Cullen, 22/118, Vampire, Indie RP, mostly canon compliant (verse dependent)

[boysappetit]

Kellan Lutz

[rosalie-lillian-hale-mccarty]

Emmett: And how exactly will you stop me?

Jasper: I'll call Rosalie.

Emmett:

Emmett: Goddamnit.

[vampire-ishy]

“trust Emmett to find the joke in the destruction of my life.” where the FUCK is emmett when i’m having my daily two am existential crisis

[lunaeclipsex]

Closed Starter | Ivy & Emmet @ecullen-gotthatbde

Following her family’s foot steps, it’s been a couple of years ever since Ivy had left her family home like many siblings of hers. Becoming great hunters and travelling across the globe, so far all of her hunts has been pretty easy. There are times where things takes a turn but she always manages to regain control, but in the last couple of months Ivy has been tracking this dangerous group of vampires that’s been lurking which ultimately brought her back to Mystic Falls — the town where she grew up at, with a quick glance around it doesn’t seems as if much has changed apart from the people.

After spending a couple of hours visiting the locations which witness say they saw strange occurrences, Ivy is finally down to the last location which is the forest. “Nothing beats a forest for wolves and vamps alike.” She chuckled slightly, walking deeper through the familiar forest until she came to a stop upon hearing movements.

[ecullen-gotthatbde]

Emmett really liked to play with death. Like in a way that he was almost positive made him clinically insane. Which he wasn’t. He had Carlisle test him. He just really enjoyed the things that should have been able to kill him, but no longer could. And occasionally, when he got super bored, he would wind up playing around with things that actually could take him out. Hunters being no exception to this rule. He’d spotted her along the edge of town first, and had to do a double take because no way. It had been a bit since he’d tangled around with Ivy, in the little cat and mouse game that they had going on. And he just couldn’t walk away.

He stayed close, watching as she moved through the town, before cutting into the forest. He knew what she was looking for, and it only made him bite back a laugh. It was almost hilarious, how something so small could be so fierce. He followed a bit deeper into the woods before making himself known, and watching as she stopped. He moved out into the small section behind her, clearing his throat and crossing his arms over his chest. “Well well well, if it isn’t little Miss Ivy, coming out to play. I thought I heard you retired, girl.”

[ecullen-gotthatbde]

❝ no fair! your costume is getting you more candy. ❞

Halloween/Fall Starters || Accepting

@rosefromdeath

“Uhm,” Emmett paused time clear his throat, hand lifting to rest across the fur covered chest of the suit before pushing the full sized bear head down with the other. “Have you considered it’s because my costume is more badass? Because that’s super likely. I mean. I even do the growl. I’m basically a thousand percent more adorable with this on. It’s just basic math, Gabs. Sorry” he shrugged his shoulders a bit, looking down at the rather full bag of candy before snorting a bit. “You know I’ll end up giving half of this to you anyways.”

[hoechlin]

Kellan Lutz photographed by Mark Abrahams

[rpmemeandmusings]

halloween/fall starters ! 🎃

masterlist of autumn and halloween themed sentence starters! 

​❝ i made pumpkin cookies! want to try one? ❞

​❝ thanks for bringing me to this fall festival. ❞

​❝ let’s go to the fall carnival! ❞

​❝ let’s go get a pumpkin frappucino! ❞

​❝ do you wanna go walk in the leaves with me? ❞

❝ did you cut yourself carving the pumpkin? let me see it. ❞

​❝ how does my pumpkin look? ❞

​❝ we can go get hot chocolate after this movie? ❞

​❝ want to go to this halloween party with me after school? ❞

❝ stay still i’m almost done with your costume. ❞

​❝ let’s paint pumpkins. ❞

❝ hurry up! we’re going to be late for the costume party! ❞

❝ help me decorate! ❞

​❝ let’s open some windows, okay? ❞

​❝ it’s starting to rain… ❞

​❝ bring a jacket! ❞

​❝ i didn’t expect it to get so cold. can i borrow your jacket? ❞

​❝ do we really need to go to a pumpkin patch? can’t we just buy one at the store? ❞

​❝ let’s go pick pumpkins! ❞

​❝ it’s chilly out here, you need a coat. take mine. ❞

​❝ you sound sick. are you sick? ❞

​*throws leaves on your head*

*sneeze* ​❝ sorry, allergies. ❞

​❝ wanna go out for halloween? ❞

​❝ looks like it’s time to rake the leaves… ❞

​❝ let’s go get hot chocolate then go for a walk. ❞

​❝ let’s go trick-or-treating! ❞

❝ let’s go jump in the leaves! ❞

​❝ come in here where it’s dry! ❞

​❝ it’s dark?! already?! ❞

​❝ ooh it’s chilly out. ❞

​❝ please, enough with the pumpkin spice. ❞

​❝ good morning. no, don’t get up, it’s raining, let’s stay in bed a little longer… ❞

❝ did you hear about the werewolf/vampire/witch roaming around this town on halloween night? ❞

❝ let’s go to the haunted house! oh, please, please, please, please?! ❞

❝ i don’t get scared. i’m practically fearless. ❞

❝ did you hear that? ❞

❝ we have to get out of here! ❞

❝ are you going to hide in my shoulder the whole time? or actually watch the movie? ❞

❝ i’m not going in a graveyard. ❞

❝ what did you get? ❞

❝ want to trade candy? ❞

❝ i got a rock. ❞

❝ don’t blame me! it was your idea to come in here! ❞

❝ what are you going as for halloween this year? ❞

❝ i just can’t wait for halloween! ❞

❝ you should totally buy that costume! ❞

❝ trick or treat! ❞

❝ happy halloween! ❞

❝ happy fall! ❞

❝ i wanna make sure that my jack-o-lantern is the best! ❞

❝ i’ll race you through the corn maze! ❞

❝ that guy in the gorilla costume has been following us for the past ten blocks. ❞

❝ aww come on! it was a prank! ❞

❝ please, please, PLEASE no scary movie marathon! ❞

❝ that wasn’t funny! ❞

❝ i keep tripping over my costume. ❞

❝ i’m not sure we should go down that street. ❞

❝ no fair! your costume is getting you more candy. ❞

❝ faster! we need to get to all of the houses! ❞

❝ forget being ‘too old’ to trick or treat. i’m doing this forever! ❞

❝ i don’t like these woods. ❞

❝ i just saw something! ❞

❝ look at that intestine cake! ❞

​❝ i’ll trade you candy. ❞

❝ i’m a real vampire. ❞

❝ do you think stuff really happens on halloween? like..supernatural stuff. ❞

❝ i made us matching costumes! ❞

❝ i think i just saw something move outside your window…is someone watching us? ❞

❝ you’re not going to make me carve this pumpkin all by myself, are you? ❞

❝ did you hear there’s a masquerade ball this halloween? let’s go! ❞

❝ you shouldn’t go out there! ❞

❝ s-scared? me? i’m not..scared. ❞

[hungwy]

*grabs your hand* no… WE’RE back on our bullshit

[hoechlin]

Kellan Lutz for GQ Style Australia