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âË⥠thinking about girl dad!Eddie Munson
Girl-dad!Eddie who just adores the little baby thatâs half him and half you. Who was so nervous at first when his baby girl was born that his hands trembled when he held her. But now heâs so confident heâll hold her in one arm, toss her in the air and even flip her upside down just to hear her giggle, because itâs his favorite sound in the world. Even if he gets a stern âCareful, Eddie!â from you. Eddie who when she first got into her grabby phase would tie his curls back so her little fists wouldnât get tangled in his curls. But now he just leaves them loose, pretending to eat her chubby little hands when she grabs at his hair. And of course heâd buy matching little hair ties when her hair starts growing out.
Youâd wake up for a middle of the night at the sounds of fussing from the baby monitor and Eddieâs already in her nursery. Just singing softly to her under his breath, the bottle already empty as he rocks her back to sleep. Girl-dad!Eddie who lets her draw new tattoos on him in marker, and when sheâs a little older tries to teach her how to play guitar. And of course he would use her little voice as an opener on one of his songs he wrote for her. Girl-dad!Eddie who proudly wears the friendship bracelets she makes and the messy, glittery pink nail polish she gets all over his fingers when she paints his nails. He would just absolutely adore her.
á° sweetheart!reader who has a big fat crush on eddie. youâve mapped out your hallway schedule to get peeks at him in between classes, lingering by your locker just a minute too long if it means you can watch as he maneuvers through the crowd with jeff, those ridiculous rings glinting as he talks with his hands.
your attempts at convincing yourself itâs a silly, fleeting thing are futile because every time he actually notices you, your brain melts into something resembling warm pudding.
"thanks, sweetheart."
two words. he'd said them absentmindedly after you'd held the library door open for him last week. you've been living off them ever since.
youâre one of the students helping out with the upcoming bake sale; fitting for your sugar-coated personality. after a lot of pacing back and forth outside the cafeteria, you finally got the courage to make your way over to the boy.
approaching hellfireâs table had your stomach flippingâ at least you were eased by the sight of mike, a boy you used to babysit courtesy of your friendship with nancy. eddieâs mid-laugh at something he had said and reaching for a pretzel when he spots you in all your feminine glory out of the corner of his eye. was that bile you felt in your throat?
you roll your shoulders, gathering two of the papers from the pile, âthese are for next tuesday if any of you want to show.â
he looks at you, the orange and green flyers, then you again before carefully taking them from your grasp. thereâs a brief pause as he scans the printed words. not his thing at all. not that heâd say that to your face.
he sticks his tongue in his cheek, âare you gonna be making anything for this?â
ââŠyeah. brownies.â
he meets your gaze then, big doe eyes blinking, âthen i guess i have new plans.â
you flush at that. thereâs an awkward pause that follows. with a nod, you finally spin on your heel, nearly tripping as you head to pass the rest of them out. you miss the smile that pulls at the metalheadâs lips.
now that we're dead: act i
Pairing: mafia!Eddie Munson x reader Word Count: 11.5k words Warnings: NSFW, smut, mafia themes, noncon/rape elements, constant drugging, kidnapping, nonconsensual fingering, mentions of nonconsensual oral (f!receiving), overstimulation, degradation, praise, fingersucking, physical abuse/torture, psychological torture, Eddie's actually sick hehe, reader is mafia, mentions of murder, treated like a pet, kept in cage/tied up, stockholm syndrome, references to religion (no one is religious)... A/N: I worked on this over the span of exactly one year. Um...a bit of a passion project of mine, which doesn't bode well for reader. Verrry dark. Proceed with caution. it might take me another year to finish the second part but who knows! This one is actually beta-read, so enjoy that rare privilege. (if anyone wants a beta-reader, i might like to take a look teehee) Really hope you enjoy this, because this is only the first part of this. Was gonna post all at once, but I'm impatient so...enjoy and tell me what you liked! ;)
Everything feels incredibly loud.
You can hear the sound of your own breath in your ears, the faint pulse of your jugular pounding in your neck. The chair creaks with the slightest little movements of your body shaking within it. You can smell the dust on the floor and the smallest, tiniest sound of the steady blinking of a light on a camera.
You can't see anything, so you're not entirely sure if that light is the only one on, but seeing as you can't hear one, you assume not. It doesnât help that your brain is hazy and clouded with whatever drug youâve been hopped up on since you arrived.
á° older!beefy!eddie whose metabolism slowly began to catch up with him in his mid-20s. he now does mechanic work, still doing gigs with occasional bartending help when needed. you first met when your engine started making a weird sound and you came in looking like a lost puppy.
god, were you a flirt.
eddie knew he was screwed from the moment he first set his eyes on you. he had to admit, you made him feel like a bit of a creep. you were at least ten years his junior. town freak to town pervert? not a title change heâd be fond of.
but he was only a man. he wasnât exactly the most popular in high school. he was going to make up for it now.
âeddie. oh, please.â
you were a blabbering mess on his bedâ he already had scratches across the expanse of his back.
thereâs a focused furrow line between his brows, teeth buried into the plump of his bottom lip. heâs keeping you face down ass up with a ringed hand pressed to the small of your back as he thrusted into you. he wouldâve never thought someone would be this desperate for him.
ââs okay..â he shushes lowly. his pace stays the same but his movements are gentle as he leans down to wrap the crook of his elbow around your neck, burying his forehead into your shoulder.
if he were to take you clenching around him as any sort of sign, he assumed you liked his arms.
ê°à© ïŸ Ś sweetest girl in town à» đ ïŸ ê±
eddie didnât do soft. his whole existence ran around heavy metal and a fantasy gameâ so when he found himself smitten with a girl who religiously listened to madonna and squealed at baby bunnies, he figured the universe was playing a joke on him.
youâd show up to hellfire sessions with a pink scrunchie and a container of homemade cookies, cheering the loudest when his campaign took a particularly creative twist. you chose to sit cross-legged on an amp while he practiced, humming along even when the riffs were too heavy for your taste.
heâd never admit it, but he always let you play with his hair behind closed doors whether it was just twirling the strands or braiding it. pampering him was your guilty pleasure; youâd put eyeliner on him before gigs at the hideout once or twice.
turns out the freak and the girl who liked glittery pens fit together just fine.
how it feels entering an 'x reader' tag and seeing other maladaptive bitches sharing the same exact slimy, gooped out, gooey thoughts about ur fav fictional character
Practice Help
18+ MDNI | guitarist!Eddie Munson x girlfriend!reader | one shot | 1.2k
You know what they say about guitarists and their fingers.
Genre smut, established relationship
TW/CW no Y/n, profanities, fingering
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From his high school years, you knew Eddie was going to be a great musician. You never doubted for a second that he would eventually be a famous guitarist, thus you supported him through every single process of becoming one. One very important process where your participation was needed greatly was practice.
Today was one of those moments where he needed your help. He had been back from practice for a few hours only to lock himself up in his mini studio in your shared home. You initially thought he needed some alone time, so let him be. Until you felt arms snaking their way around your waist as you were making a drink.
You tensed in your stance, instinct went faster than you could stop it, only to relax back into the arms of your lover when you felt him nuzzling against the crook of your neck. You let out a giggle as his mop of curly hair tickled your neck.
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there was an ongoing build-up of friction. the heat between your legs growing as you lay with eddie. your legs wrapped around his side, encapsulating one of his between your own. and every time he moved in even the slightest, you fought the moans daring to escape your lips. he didnât know what he was doing to you â that he was causing you such pleasure simply because he didnât know how to be still.
âyou want a drink, baby?â he asks, leaning towards the pile of discarded water bottles and beer bottles he had yet to clean up, to gather you a fresh one.
his leaning, causes his leg to push right up against your heat, and you canât take it anymore. âeds, stop moving!â you pout, slapping him on the chest lightly.
he pulls right back, brows knitted with deep confusion and a hint of worry. big dewy eyes staring at you, âwhy? whatâs wrong?â
Dead Flat Virgin
(Eddie Munson x Fem!Reader) MDNI
summary: Eddie is a raging Demi-sexual with his first real crush and no ability to act on it on account of being as shy as hell is hot. So maybe you gotta bully him gently into action.
warnings: Smut, no use of y/n, abuse of the second POV, unedited, smut with plot, arguing as flirting, shy Eddie, mildly dominant reader, virgin, first time, hand job
wordcount: 5.4k
a/n: This is pretty inspired by a Drabble I saw by @bambimunson and have been cooking on it for a few days. Iâm on a little writing kick apparently. Please please PLEASE 18+ ONLY. And donât feed my work into AI I work really hard :((
Eddie could count the number of sexual encounters heâd had on one hand, which⊠really was a generous way to say he was a flat dead virgin. Not for lack of trying to tackle that specific issue, he had made a few attempts with girls floating in the circles he entered. The pub, gigs, hell even a pretty gal whoâd been in the local dnd community for a bit. It always tended to end the same way, a hot make out session, some wandering hands and he just⊠couldnât get it up. Not that they werenât hot as shit, or pretty enough, or really anything else.
Heâd always had a nagging sense of unease, of removal and discomfort. He just.. wasnât in it. He could barely cite their names, couldnât remember their eye color when they closed their eyes, and he couldnât tell you the first thing about them.
He didnât get it. He would question it through the years, but never really had a proper label. His friends could fuck and turn out girls with the bat of an eye. But Eddie? Eddie couldnât get his dick to stand.
That was, until you slid into place in his life. You walked the same line. Pubs, gigs, dnd, concerts, shops. He ran into you often, you chatted often. At first, you were a pretty smile and a collection of interesting conversations. Then you were a number in his phone book. A presence among his friends, and in his apartment. You were his friend, and one of the first girls heâd really gotten to know in any meaningful way since preschool when the alienation between genders started.
It was really just.. natural progression that heâd form a crush. Totally innocent, a small hint of flirtation heâd float your way, and youâd bite, just as small. It thrilled him, but he knew better than to jump feet first into murky waters. So it carried for weeks, regular conversations in irregular situations. Youâd lay on the carpet in his bedroom, spinning a record from The Smithâs, and puffing a joint which sat between your lips. Heâd try so hard not to stare at the state of you, your shorts, your fanned out hair, the scabs on your knees.
Heâd flirt more. Youâd meet him halfway.
Heâd tease the lines and youâd tease them back.
He knew the ball was squarely in his court. His virgin, terrified court. So he never quite crossed those lines, never took his shot.
So maybe you changed the rules a bit.
Guys always made the first move. That was among the rules, in the book of dating, your friends had laid out when you were still young.
This time, for once in your life, you didnât wanna be solely chased by some poor bastard. You had waited, and sat pretty for Eddie each time he floated an attempt your way. You stayed poised each time he set up his moment, but he never carried it out. Youâd both hold your breath, and itâd pass.
The setting sunlight painted the carpet in heavy, beaming puddles of orange and yellow, spilling from Eddieâs open apartment window and breaking through parted blinds. You laid in the fixture of the receding sun, in the same way you did each time you ended up at Eddieâs.
It was ritualistic.
The record player was dusty and well loved, its hinges creaking quietly as Eddie lifted the cover, the wood groaning. You waited, hand lifted and two fingers parted on a joint.
He slid the vinyl from its sleeve, the material crumpled from use but still intact. Your eyes moved from his steady hands as they lowered the track into its rightful place, instead finding the water stain on his ceiling you swore was getting bigger throughout the weeks.
Outside your vision, he fiddled, the crackle of power, the smooth lift of the lever, the distinct preamble before the music crackled to life.
The carpet dipped under his feet with each step, his weight moving between steps as he padded closer to you and sank down at your side. You fished in the back pocket of your jeans, lifting your hips to dip into the fabric. You pull free a small, pink lighter. It was due for replacement, but neither of you were quite ready to make that decision.
The flame came in a muted whoosh of air, then proceeded by quiet building lyrics. Your eyes landed on Eddie, whose gaze was already heavy on you. His eyes were rich earthy soil, widening a fraction as they were caught boring into your face. He smiled, shy and toothy all at once. âWhat?â He asked, a breathless huff escaping his parted lips.
You exhaled smoke in a controlled, slow breath, a small foggy cloud dancing in the rays of sunlight still painting you orange and gold. âWhat are you thinking about?â You pointed with the joint, motioning vaguely towards his head before then offering it to him, hand spreading.
He plucked it from between your fingers, bringing it to his own mouth, his drag much more urgent and rough than yours. He held it in his lungs as he responded. âThat I like this song.â
You muse, a quiet rumble of sound somewhere in your chest and throat. Shifting your weight, you raise on an elbow, bringing your eye line closer to his own. His gaze never leaves you, still heavy, still searching.
Your legs cross underneath you, body sagging to place your elbows on your knees, letting your posture retain its lazy bend. âWhatâre you really thinking about?â You insist, noting the way his silver rings look almost gold in this light.
His eyes flicker away from you finally, their weight lingering on you despite their absence. Heâs smiling, an awkward, shy thing that hides behind his lifted hand and the joint in it.
He takes another drag, slower this time. You watch his throat move, his chest rising. âYou always do this.â He points out, tracing the edge of your silhouette but not quite brave enough to look at you again. âCome here, lay on my floor and.. I dunno. I was just thinking it was funny.â
You stiffen a bit, considering the implications. Did he dislike it? Had he begun to resent your presence?
He seemed to read your thoughts, his mouth rushing to fix his earlier statement, to sooth away the crease between your brows. âI like it,â he added, holding his hand out, open, palm down as if to physically halt your doubts. âI guess I was just wondering why you keep coming back?â
âOh,â your lips linger in their parted position, forming around the sound despite its short lived nature. You lift a hand to quizzically cup your jaw, pursing your lips as if heâd asked you a difficult question. You hum, narrowing your eyes towards the ceiling. âHmmm, mayyybee⊠I like hanging out with youâŠ?â
He scoffed at your sarcasm, tossing his extended hand upward to swat away the very air of you before letting it land on his knee where it rested against the carpet.
You roll your eyes, lifting to your knees to shuffle closer. Your back meets his mattress as you turn to sit side by side with the man, taking his joint from his fingers. âI do.â You add quietly, not daring to look at him. It was your turn to hide behind the joint, taking a slow, prolonged pull of smoke that made your lungs sputter.
Eddie is brave enough to look at you, though heâs forced to rub his palms against the faded fabric of his ripped jeans to do away with the sweat collecting in his palms. He felt pathetic, getting so nervous just sitting near you. How was he supposed to do more if just looking at you made his stomach tie itself into knots?
âI..â he begins, and quickly ends as he realizes he doesnât know how to respond to that. It wasnât like he was some all hated, unloved freak whoâd never received a compliment in his life. But he suddenly felt like one, like every other compliment heâd ever been given was suddenly obsolete because you had just so plainly admitted you liked spending time with him.
âYouâre so gross.â He teased instead, sliding easily into something safe, something known. âDonât get all sappy on me.â He bumped your folded leg with his arm, chuckling quietly to himself, despite the inward cringe running cold in his stomach and chest.
âYou asked.â Your huff wasnât annoyed, but it was quiet and accompanied by a lazy eyeroll. Eddie didnât miss it, and felt suddenly.. forlorn. Like heâd personally strangled his chance at you in this moment.
His brows creased, a lump in his throat as his eyes pressed closed. His fingers tangled through his hair, one hand pushing curls flat along one side of his head. âItâs just,â he let a harsh breath escape his lips. âWhy?â
âWhy?â You echoed, and he could feel your gaze without needing to open his eyes.
He nodded.
You didnât respond immediately. He feels your weight shift beside him, and he fears the sight thatâd greet him if he looked now.
âSometimes, when Iâm with you, I wish time would just stop.â
He looks at you. Youâre staring at him.
âYeh?â He asks, a breathless grin finding its way across his lips.
âYeh.â
He wants to ask more, and heâs sure he will, as soon as the goofy grin eating away at his face lets up. It doesnât, and heâs too impatient to wait it out. âWhatâs that supposed to mean?â
You huff frustratedly at him, fingers twitching around the joint before stubbing it out in the nearby ashtray. âNothing. Itâs stupid.â
He clicks his tongue, chasing you in your retreat. His face moves back into your line of sight, his long limbs carrying him across the carpet as he leans nearly over you, chest meeting your knees. âNo no,â he insists, lifting onto his knees to lift his hands from the ground.
They feel clumsy and thick as they come up to land on your knees, pushing you deeper into the mattress edge and the carpet to keep you from moving, pinning your legs to your chest and making you feel smaller than usual.
âWhatâs that mean?â He asks again, his head moving aside to chase your avoidant gaze before upward as it flickered away again. He speaks your name with a firm, commanding grin and you finally still.
Your brows furrow, expression hard and frustrated but he can see the color creeping into your skin even as his figure casts dark shadows across you.
You are stubbornly quiet for a second before sucking in a reluctant breath. âYou havenât figured it out already?â
He shakes his head, encouraging you with a tilt quickly after.
Your hands wring around themselves, nerves and fear clashing all at once.
You get now why heâs always shied away from saying or doing anything.
âI like hanging out with you.â You repeat, harder this time like that could answer the bigger question if heâd just consider the implication.
âWhy?â He urged, and the conversation was giving you dĂ©jĂ vu.
You stare holes into his face, desperate and frustrated. A frog jumps in your throat and your jaw clenches. âI like.. you.â Your hands still and your eyes silently plead with him to use his stupid brain for once.
He blinks down at you, his hands feeling too heavy on your skin, still pushing you weakly in place. He opens his mouth to make a smart retort, but finds himself hesitating.
His lips close with a small, rough exhale.
It wasn't enough. You liked him. But why? In what way? He was being unfair, forcing you to do the heavy lifting. He knew it blatantly, and yet couldnât force himself out of the motions of it.
âEddie,â you spoke again, commanding and shaky. He nods to show heâs listening. You chew your lip. âThis isnât fair.â
He chuckles hoarsely, mouth feeling dry and useless. âI know.â Itâs a mumble of sound but itâs enough to make you frown at him.
You push at his chest in a sudden motion that makes him rock back a bit, catching himself with one hand and giving you a look of wide eyed surprise. âDo something.â You urge, huffing. âAnything.â
He gapes at you for a second too long, mouth parted open and eyes blinking wide like a fish pulled right from the sea and forced to face the sun.
He stammers, half chuckling and half trying to brush you off as his free hand waves between you two, trying and failing to clear the air.
âEddie.â You complain, throaty and impatient as your fingers wrap loosely around his wrist and hold him still, forcing him to stop.
Heâs red. Had he been that color this whole time? It wasnât the light dusting thatâd become a permanent fixture in your presence. He was damn near nuclear red, like hot metal.
He deflated in a huff, falling back to plant his ass in the carpet, his legs sprawled against yours in a messy tangle as you unfolded yourself from the ball heâd curled you in. You crept forward, onto your knees again to invade the edges of his personal space. His head hung back, eyes closed but face turned towards the ceiling.
You could practically hear the thud of his heart against his ribs, a dull hammer in his chest that made breathing feel akin to manual labor.
You stopped short of him, hands flat on his thighs and knees digging into the carpet between his parted legs. He lifted his head to look at you, still sagging into his hands.
He mulled his thoughts, chewing at the full skin of his bottom lip before muttering out an indignant. âFine.â
You perked at the word, spine straightening like a taunt cord. He didnât move immediately, just stared through his bangs before creeping forward.
One hand cradled underneath your arm, near the edge where your shirt sleeve met the body of your t-shirt, encouraging you to meet him halfway as his face dipped forward.
Your mouths hovered for a second too long, like the final stretch of distance between you was taped off in concrete walls by a world of doubt and anxiety. Eddie moved through it in a final tilt of his head, his lips slotting with yours in an awkward, warm press of mouths.
It wasnât sparks of lightning like youâd read about in books, or fireworks booming behind your closed eyes. It was all tingles and sensation. The pressure firmed, less a brush of lips and instead more solid, tangible.
His mouth parted with a throaty exhale, his head dipping to angle sideways. You squeezed your eyes tighter closed, shyly letting your jaw slack open. His tongue teased the small gap between your lips, a faint smile touching his expression before his hand lifted from your arm to tuck your cheek into his palm.
He guided you with him, a slow dance of teeth and tongue, of languid kisses and breathless exhales.
The room spun in sharp dizzying circles around you, the smell of smoke and the taste of weed staining your senses and bleeding into the almost spicy scent of his breath.
When he pulled away, you felt clumsy and out of place, eyes opening almost fearfully. Youâd expected to find his goofy grin or teasing eyes. He was avoiding your gaze instead, shrinking into himself. It was strange to see someone as loud and overtaking as him.. shy.
âWhat?â You managed out, insecurity bubbling to the surface and gnawing you raw from the inside out until you felt the sharp, cold prick of rejection taking root.
âNothing.â He spat, defensive and clipped, his legs shifting underneath your hands and attempting to close despite your position between them, leaving you bracketed by his knees. His hand dropped from your face to his lap, palm down and spread to hide beneath. âWait-â
Your gaze dropped with his hand, catching the difference of his usually loose jeans, which now seemed uncomfortable and tight where his hand hovered. You froze. He was quick to lean forward off his opposite hand, catching your face to turn your gaze back up.
The gears in your head turned in slow, lazy motions, sputtering and not quite able to click the information together properly. Or maybe you didnât want them to.
Eddie looked utterly caught, sweaty and red and unable to meet your eyes, his own fluttering around at anything but the face held in his hand.
âYouâre hard.â You stated, blunt and questioning all in one. Eddie glared.
âThanks, Captain Obvious, I hadnât noticed.â He gritted out, tugging the fabric of his jeans to create some form of give.
Why, in all the years he tried, did his stupid dick wanna pitch an angry fit now? When you were only kissing, barely touching him and looking at him like a deer in headlights?
He cursed all the times heâd fisted the stupid hellian to the thought of your smile, the way you said his name, to every tiny detail about you that nestled in the folds of his useless, stupid brain. Heâd fucking Pavloved himself to pop a boner at the worst times. Now here he was, caught red handed in the face of it.
Your hands, which still rested on his thighs, squeezed gently and your body leaned a fraction further towards him as if gravity itself urged you deeper into his orbit. He was almost inclined to lean away, to gather up what dignity he had left and bolt far, far away from you.
âWhy?â
His eyes snapped up to yours, and it was his turn to be frustrated. âThatâs a stupid fucking question.â
You smiled, biting at your bottom lip in a half hearted attempt to stop. âI thought you liked stupid questions.â
He huffed, chest heaving under the weight of his discomfort and the deep seated ache he was experiencing.
Were you making fun of him?
âFuck you.â He spat and you closed your mouth, biting at the skin of your lip. He watched, attention rapt.
You edged ever closer, lifting your face level with his to find his mouth with yours. He was stiff but melted fractionally into the press of your lips.
Your thumb pet at the pocket seam of his jeans, reminding him where it rested before letting it lift, slow, shaky and so so shy. Your fingers brushed underneath his hand where it hovered at his jeans, sliding into the space that heâd been so intent on hiding. His fingers flexed, gripping yours instinctively.
A small nip at his bottom lip had him shuddering, his grip on you loosening. Your palm sank, meeting the rough fabric of his jeans again, and curling into the fullness underneath.
His breath punched out of him, his mouth stilling against yours as his attention strayed.
âWait- wait-â he gaped as you gave him a firm, exploring stroke, your thumb and pointer meeting around what you could only guess was the ruddy head of his dick.
A low, pained noise rumbled from his throat making you pause, pulling back from him only enough to look at his face, already dewy with sweat. His eyes were tightly closed, a lip curled slightly to expose teeth. His jaw worked, shallow breaths pulling from him and you suddenly felt a little guilty.
âWant me to..â You let your fingers slack partially, drawing back to retreat but his palm pressed over yours, pinning you in place. He shook his head, his curls bouncing in the sharp motions.
âNo⊠no, itâs..â the brown of his irises came into view through his dark lashes, his lids parting in a slow, shy manner before his eyes lifted to meet yours. You offered a tiny smile, hair falling into your face as your head dipped one way. He huffed quietly, turning away from you again. His weight slacked backwards, his torso dipping from your proximity and landing on his elbows.
His curls fell across the carpet, his head falling back and revealing the length of his throat. The milky skin was flushed there, too. For a moment, you thought about whatâd itâd be like to settle your lips there, or your teeth. A place so intimately his, where his scent would be so strong and so inescapable.
You hadnât realized you were moving until your nose bumped clumsily into his Adam's apple, lashes fluttering as you pulled him into your lungs. It wasnât exactly what youâd expected. It was spicy in nature, like damp cinnamon sticks, but heavy and earthy- the weed no doubt, maybe cigarettes.
âWhatâre you doinâ?â His voice rumbled underneath you, his throat moving around the words and making his Adamâs apple bob.
He was watching you when your face lifted to greet him. His brows were furrowed, his expression almost frustrated but really he was just overwhelmed. The stiff set of his sprawled out body told you that much.
You didnât know how to respond for a long moment, feeling caught with your hand in a cookie jar. Finally, you formed the words. âGot curious.â
He rolled his eyes towards the ceiling, his head lulling back again. âWeirdo.â He mumbled, no more than a grunt really.
You stayed just like for a moment, your hand cupping his erection, your face hovering close enough to study his ever moving face, your body perched over his, held up on your free hand where it sat planted to his side.
His eyes squeezed closed for a lingering second, a breath escaping his lungs from parted lips before he sucked his supple bottom lip between his teeth to worry.
âIâve never..â he mumbled finally, eyes blinking open and risking a glance towards your face, which was notably fixed in an expression he couldnât read with a map and a tour guide. You tilted your head in encouragement, urging him to keep talking.
He didnât, closing his eyes again. Instead, his fingers pressed gently into the back of your hand and his hips stirred underneath you, angling up to rut into your palm.
You tried to push, craning your body closer until you were nearly laying on top of his laid back figure, separated by a mere inch. âNever what, Eddie?â
He cursed quietly, beads of sweat becoming apparent on his brow and cheeks, likely from the blood pooling under his flushed skin. âYou know,â he cocked his head to nod towards you, avoiding saying the words out loud.
âFucked anyone?â You supplied, the words feeling crude and out of place put together on your tongue.
He rolled his eyes again. âNo- I mean- yes- I havenât.. done that yet but,â his lips formed a line and he briefly met your gaze, trying to urge you to understand.
You understood. You wanted him to say it.
âWhat, Eddie?â
He seethed, the dying amber light of sunset catching his teeth before, finally- finally- he frustratedly snapped. âIâve never been touched like this before.â
You almost wanted to praise him for finally raising to meet you halfway. Well, it was more seventy thirty, but you were feeling generous and the point still stood.
âDo you want me to stop?â
His startled expression boarded on panicked at the mere notion. âJesus H. Christ- no.â
Your tongue poked into your cheek in thought, your eyes flickering between his, his warm eyes dark as the sun sagged behind the Earth and gave into the dusty blues and purples of night. Yet, unexplainably, he looked so damn soft.
âI have an idea.â You murmured, giving him a testing squeeze before sliding your hand free from his, taking away the pressure and heat of your palm. He almost thought it to be merciful, if not for the gut wrenching disappointment that came with it. âCâmere.â
He lifted with you as you crawled off him, pulling his arms with regardful but insistent tugs until you were both tumbling into his bed. Anxiety and terror and excitement thrilled through him all at once as his sheets crumpled underneath your shifting and scooting.
His back pressed to your chest, his body cradled by yours and your sides pressing into his springy mattress. One of your arms looped underneath his body, hand splayed across his chest to tug up his distress band tee, and the other circled across his hip and waist.
âHowâs this?â Your breath fanned the back of his neck, musing curls, chin propped against his shoulder blade before dipping to replace with your cheek.
Eddieâs brain was still catching up, still trying to figure out what âthisâ was. Regardless, he nodded. You clicked your tongue and he jumped to speak. âItâs uh- good. Itâs- what are we doing?â The caution in his voice made you snicker.
âJust watch.â
He swallowed and did exactly that. Watched in the dim light as your hand fumbled with his belt buckle, lonesomely accomplishing what he likely couldnât do with both of his own shaking hands. His jeans parted open, the button and zipper giving you much less grief, before your fingers dipped into the waistband of his briefs.
You didnât go for his dick immediately. Instead, you traced the path of his happy trail with a firm drag of fingertips, letting it lead you naturally towards the base of his saluting erection. Your pointer and middle finger parted opposite of your ring and pinky, surrounding the base of his dick.
Curls gathered against your palm, your thumb petting them down lazily, with no real intention. You hummed into his shoulder, questioning and encouraging all at once.
Eddie had been holding his breath, noticeably. He let it all out in one miserable exhale, his unsure hands finally deciding they needed to be holding something. He decided on you, one hand perching on your hip where it laid behind him and the other gripped yours where it gathered his tee, fingers clinging to your wrist.
âWanna keep going?â
He nodded desperately.
You bit back a chuckle, lifting your hand higher to sweep your fingers together and to one side of his dick, curling them along the veiny underside. Eddie shifted, lifting one thigh and pushing himself into your hand.
Your touch firmed, wrapping properly around him and stroking upward, towards the tip of his length. And hell, if he didnât have quite a bit of that. He was thick at the base, but bulged slightly along the underside, making your fingers spread wider to accommodate.
Christ.
He jerked as your thumb pet across the weeping slit of his cockhead, spreading messy precum. You chewed your bottom lip, closing your eyes to imagine what he looked like. You wondered if his skin was just as pale there too, or if he'd be flushed like his face had been- like his face still was.
âShit-â he grumbled, his head turning towards his pillow to muffle a broken sound as you gathered the slick droplets with your fingers and stroked him loosely, focusing on the needy, more sensitive head of his cock.
He pulsed in your hand, jumping and jerking in time with strangled, gasping sounds from his parted mouth. You regretted not being able to watch his face as he made those pretty sounds. You just knew heâd look so perfect with his expression screwed and flushed.
His hips, which heâd been trying to keep still, spasmed and rutted each time your hand dropped from tip to base, coating his cock in his own pre. Your name tore from his mouth and you felt your thighs ache before pressing together, trying to dull the needy bloom between them.
âAh- fuck!â Eddie cursed as your hand tightened around him, brave enough to squeeze him a little tighter. You kept your cheek pressed to his shoulder before growing shy and turning to hide your face between his shoulderblades, tucking yourself tighter against his lanky frame.
Slowly, you grew more insistent. Eddie didnât have the wherewithal to stop his hips from rolling to meet the repetitive glide of your hand, creating a messy, sloppy rhythm. The slick sound of skin on skin was horrifyingly embarrassing- he had really made such a mess?- but Eddie couldnât even begin to process that shame when his senses were already in such a state of disarray.
His breaths punched out in throaty groans, trailing whines and needy keens that only spurred you on.
âYou gotta- Iâm- wait, Iâm gonna-â He couldnât even string the words into order, his brain drawing blanks and his mouth falling open to tear much needed air into his lungs.
You held him on a cliffs edge, and Eddie wasnât sure if he was even supposed to be there.
âYeh?â You asked his back, words spoken straight into the column of his spine.
You didnât really need an answer, you basically had it in your hand. His cock was throbbing in your grasp, sharp and hard enough to send shivers quaking through his body each time your fingers squeezed the head of his cock before dipping again.
He nodded anyways, expecting you would stop, expecting that you wouldnât want to pull that out of him.
But why wouldnât you?
You nodded in understanding and pulled him by his chest, pressing kisses against the back of his neck as you picked up the pace of your strokes.
Youâd watched enough porn to know this part was messy, usually carried out by desperate, fast strokes and you werenât gonna torture the poor guy more than necessary.
Thing about porn though? Most of those guys' dicks were half numb from overuse and too many people touching them. Eddie, on the other hand, was sensitive as all hell.
You had essentially spartan kicked him off the damn cliff, for lack of better phrasing.
His orgasm smacked him like a stop sign in a tornado, his body going stiff and rigid as it locked up, his mouth falling open in a sob as he snapped apart like a dropped Lego set.
His thighs shook as he painted the inside of his briefs, soaking through the cotton material and your fist with sticky, thick streaks of his spend.
You slowed to a stop as the last of his moans turned into whines, more wince than pleasure, but didnât let him go just yet.
Eddieâs chest was heaving and your arm burned from the effort. How did guys do that? You felt sore. Eddie was the first to move, shifting to roll from his side to his back without knocking you with his shoulder or squishing you. You slipped your hand from his underwear as he did, holding it up and away from the both of you to avoid spreading the mess from its local residence.
Eddieâs eyes met yours, face burning with color and sweat clinging to his skin, along with messy strands of hair. You reached to push them away before catching yourself and retracting your hand before it had the chance to contaminate his poor face. Instead, you slid your other arm free and used that hand.
He gave you a weak, entertained laugh and you tilted your head at him, a smile touching your own lips.
âItâs not like- radioactive, ya know?â He motioned towards the sticky cum clinging to your skin.
âEh, basically.â You hummed, giving your own arm a narrow eyed look over before shaking your head solemnly. âI think Iâll have to amputate.â
He rolled his eyes dramatically and lightly tapped your cheek with his knuckles in the most pathetic slap of your life. If it could even be considered a slap.
âIâll get the med kit.â He pretended to fumble for a nonexistent first aid kit on his nightstand, instead knocking over an empty beer can and cursing under his breath. He peered over to make sure it was as empty as it sounded before returning his attention to you.
You were staring expectantly at him. He blinked a few times before his eyes popped open wider in understanding and he sat up in a quick motion, making his fuzzy head spin. âOh- shit, right- yeh.â He fumbled to tuck his dick back into his sticky underwear, cringing at the feeling and sprung out of the bed to scrounge for a shirt or something he could use to clean you up.
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â âđđŁđđ đ€đđđđ, đđđ'đĄ đŠđđą đđđđŠ đŠđđąđ đđđđđ đ€đđĄâ đđ.â
đÂ·Ë àŒ âÍ đŹđźđŠđŠđđ«đČ: one morning when you and eddie wake up after a sleepover at his trailer, you decide to show him a couple of moves you learned while taking jiu-jitsu classes.
đđĄ , you and eddieâs friendship turns into something more when you accidentally grind on him while playfighting . . .
ââ đ€â â đđšđ§đđđ§đ: smut, inspired by this post (thought the 7th link was eddie coded) , never proofread , best friends toâŠ? , i always have to write eddie as a yearner , grinding/dryhumping , pervy! eddie & pervy! reader , pretty filthy if i do say so myself , lots and lots of teasing and dirty talk , praise mixed with degradation , a lot of position switches too since theyâre wrestling , reader licking eddie through his boxers , oral (m receiving) , spanking , fingering , p in v , some orgasm denial ig , creampie (be safe horndogs.) , pining eddie , angsty ending
thinking about that one former!hs!teacher!eddie piece i started a few weeks ago
Imagine you just had your first baby with Eddie and youâve decided not to continue breastfeeding, it just wasnât working out for whatever reason and you decide to stop around week six.
And you canât figure out why your milk supply just wonât dry up. Youâve been leaking constantly, small dribbles here and there, but enough to have to wear the little pads in your bra to catch the moisture. Youâre pretty sure itâs well past time that they dried up, the doctor said youâd stop producing if they werenât being stimulated.
Turns out Eddieâs been suckling tiny amounts of milk out of them when he latches onto your nipples during sex.
You find out when youâre four months post-partum and mention that your boobs are STILL leaking and he says âOh yeah, I got some last time I was suckinâ on âem. Doesnât taste as weird as youâd think.â
And you just look at him with wide eyes, completely exasperated and he has the audacity to gawk back at you, confused at the look youâre giving him and just says ââŠWhat?â
(@dathomireternal you said drunk Eddie needs boobs to live and this is where my mind landed and I donât know why đđ€Ł)
All roads lead back to Eddie Munson smut
Heyyy! So glad your back!
Could you do an Eddie Munson Fluff? Reader and Eddie are smoking a joint together. Reader having a low tolerance and getting really stoned. Admitting she has a crush on Eddie. Reader is new to Hawkins, and Eddie is her only friend. Reader is scared he doesnât like her back, but is definitely wrong hehe.
Thank you <3
A/N: sorry on the wait for this, here you go!!
warnings: weed use
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The faint glow of the string lights Eddie had strung across the ceiling of his trailer cast a warm, hazy halo over everything. Ozzy was playing low on the stereo and the sweet, skunky scent of the joint filled the small space. You were curled up on the worn couch beside him, knees tucked to your chest, passing the joint back and forth like youâd done a handful of times since you moved to Hawkins three months ago.
Eddie was your only real friend here. Everyone else at Hawkins High either ignored the new girl or whispered about her hanging around with âthe Freakâ But Eddie? Heâd welcomed you instantly, offered you a seat at the Hellfire table on day one, shared his lunch when you forgot yours, and never once made you feel like an outsider.
Tonight, though, your tolerance was betraying you hard.
âShitâ you mumbled, giggling as the smoke curled out of your mouth. Your head felt floaty, like it was full of helium balloons. The edges of the room were soft and sparkly. âEddie⊠I think Iâm really, really stonedâ
He laughed that bright, infectious laugh, his dark curls bouncing as he leaned back against the couch, one arm draped casually behind you. âYeah? Lightweightâ he teased, but his brown eyes were soft, crinkled at the corners. âTold you to take it easy on the second hit, sweetheart. Youâre cute when youâre gone, thoughâ
You buried your face in your hands, peeking at him through your fingers. The words were bubbling up before you could stop them, loosened by the weed and the safe warmth of his presence.
âI have a crush on youâ you blurted, voice small but steady, âLike⊠a big one. Iâve been scared to say it because youâre my only friend here and what if you donât feel the same and then it gets weird and I lose you and Iâll have to eat lunch in the bathroom again-â
Eddieâs eyes widened, the joint pausing halfway to his lips. For once, the King of Dramatic Monologues was speechless for a solid three seconds.
Then he grinned - slow, crooked, and devastating.
âYouâre serious?â he asked, voice dropping into that gentle register he only used when it was just the two of you. He set the joint in the ashtray and turned fully toward you, one ringed hand gently pulling yours away from your face. His thumb brushed over your knuckles. âSweetheart, Iâve been crushing on you since you sat down at my table and asked if the dice were âdemonicâ or just ânerdyâ Thought you knewâ
Your heart did a somersault that felt extra dramatic in your stoned state. âYou...what?â
Eddie chuckled, scooting closer until your knees bumped. âI like you. A lot. More than a lot. Youâre the only person in this shitty town who looks at me like Iâm not just some devil worshipping reject. You laugh at my dumb jokes. You get excited about campaigns. And youâre funny as hell when youâre not overthinking everythingâ He tapped your nose lightly. âAlso, youâre stupidly cute when youâre high. Look at those big eyesâ
You let out a watery little laugh, the relief hitting you like a second wave. âI was so scared..â
âCâmereâ he murmured, and before you could overthink it, he tugged you into his chest. His arms wrapped around you, you melted against him, face tucked into the crook of his neck as he rubbed slow circles on your back.
âYouâre not losing meâ he said softly, lips brushing your hair. âNot ever. Weâre stuck with each other now, newbie. Hellfire, late night smoke sessions, the works. And if you want⊠we can do the whole boyfriend-girlfriend thing too. Iâm down. Way dowâ
You pulled back just enough to look at him, cheeks warm, grin dopey from both the weed and the happiness flooding your chest. âYeah?â
âHell yeahâ He cupped your face with both hands, thumbs stroking your cheeks. âBeen waiting for you to say something, but I didnât want to pressure you. Figured youâd come around when you were readyâ
You laughed again, âIâm really high right nowâ
âI knowâ he said fondly. âItâs adorable. We can talk more when youâre less floaty. But for the record..â He leaned in and pressed the softest kiss to your forehead, then one to the tip of your nose. âI like you back. A stupid amountâ
You snuggled deeper into his chest, the music fading into a cozy blur as his heartbeat thumped steadily under your ear. Hawkins still felt strange and lonely sometimes, but right here, wrapped up in Eddie Munson, it finally felt like home.
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âËê©ïœĄpairing: eddie x bff!fem!reader âËê©ïœĄsummary: After three months of listening to your best friend brag about the size of his dick, you finally decide to call his bluff. âËê©ïœĄtags/tw: explicit sexual content 18+ minors do not interact | no y/n, afab!fem!reader, best friends to lovers, alcohol use, light praise kink, unprotected p in v, eddie is a cocky mf, i think thatâs all? âËê©ïœĄword count: 4.8k+ âËê©ïœĄa/n: loosely inspired by this post right here, that has been sitting for literal years in my likes lol hope this is readable x // still on my writing break! just wanted to drop this<3
Eddie Munson was the bane of your fucking existence.
He was too loud, always yelling or laughing directly into your ear until it rang for the rest of the night. He was kind of disgusting too, forever burping in your face or wearing the same dirty socks because heâd forgotten to do the laundry again. He was annoying in every sense of the word. In fact, if you looked up annoyance in the dictionary, youâd literally find a picture of him grinning proudly at the camera.
Unfortunately, youâd grown more than used to all of it, considering heâd also been your best friend for years.
i don't wanna just fuck that man. i need to love him, cherish him, treat him better than anyone's ever treated him in his miserable life. tell him that I love him so much. call him my sweet boy, show him that he's needed, that he can be loved. just squeeze him really hard. love on him. everything, really.