haha nice

Nic / 21 / I forgot I had a tumblr lmao

[southernsideofme-deactivated201]

[might-be-a-gliscor]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[toast-ranger-to-a-stranger]

The best thing for me, as an ex- Starbucks employee, is the horror that genuinely is the milk delivery when it’s only you and one other shift member. Though, I did end up learning how to carry six individual gallons of milk at once.

[nekocat44]

[thefoggygolem]

Also that change from Customer Service ™®© voice back to normal to informal joking-threats is amazing

[grimeclown]

Im cute and im sexy and thats why im allowed to build my wizard tower within city limits. Zoning laws dont apply to me because the whole city council is so charmed by my voluminous robes and funny hat.

[yardsards]

i think theyre actually charmed by that spell u put on them, not ur style

[grimeclown]

You take me for a beguiler? Accuse me of bewitchment? Nay, I say not. If theyre bespelled by anything its by my luminous personality and dumptruck asscheeks

[onoff-archive-deactivated202102]

[yubels-deactivated20210922]

so here’s That One Scene from yugioh GX that everyone always screenshots featuring the funniest response to a love confession ever conceived.

[yubels-deactivated20210922]

destiel confession scene.

[jamesmccloud]

[emmavakarian-theirin]

POP 👏 THE 👏 HEAT 👏 SINK 👏

[spelviin]

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Beth May losing it over dick jokes during a boss battle, aka probably my favourite moment of this whole series. 

Please listen to Dungeons and Daddies, y’all. 

[gpkism]

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the greatest 50 seconds of any podcast

[thecindercrow]

Glenn at the end of 44, dramatically telling the avatar of death “You forgot I still have one more card” and then pulling Void

[yaboyspodcastpalace]

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Yknow the first time I listened this song a couple days ago in ep 16 I laughed so hard but now I….. cant stop listening to it….. its kinda genuinelly charming some-fucking-how 😔

[3dsi]

henry: you're not supposed to go with a hippie to a secondary location

my mind:

[iris-main]

Anthony: I have a monologue prepared in case Glenn dies

Me:

[thumperdaetime]

Is Henry Oak an actual Professor?  Does he have a PhD? Did he go to college? Did he even go to Highschool? How old was he when he came to Earth? Did he have to get a GED? Is there formal education for children in Fanruine? Was Henry Homeschooled??? Did Bear-ri homeschool Henry based on the things he learned being homeschooled by Hilde? Was Henry’s first exposure to Science based on a half crazed woman’s memories of the schooling available to a working class girl in  the early 1900’s???? 

And if he has been to college? why??? How did he even know what Geology was? What in this Earth motivated him to get his fucking hustle on so hard he went from literally uneducated to PhD in the shortest possible amout of time? Did he have one conversation with Mercedes, and go “yes i will gladly do all the 20+ years of school within the next ten, so i can have an excuse to hang out with her in the library???? how did he get the money? did the collage he went to have a Feral Bisexual with Amneshia Scholarship???????

I feel like I have been vastly underestimating Henry’s intelligence. Especially compared to how smart the twins are. but this Mad lad!!! I think maybe God nerfed him because a Henry that started out with a decent grasp of STEAM would have been too OP.

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[lovely-english-rose]

what a week huh?

[morepopcornplease]

get on your feet.mp4