feeling like a plastic bag

hi my name is eddie reagan and i'm eighteen and i like coffee and cartoons

[julietpls-deactivated20140201]

I heard that show was funny but I never really watched it because I also heard that there were a lot of gross things. I don’t think it would be good for my innocent eyes and ears.

[eddiesuck]

We should um, we should watch it t-together some time. 

[calumsvevo-deactivated20201112]

[eddiesuck]

I c-can't watch Family Guy without s-seeing Mila Kunis instead of Meg. 

[eddiesuck]

@edhead: the signature regan pose 

[eddiesuck]

@edhead: seeing my ass on the telly box was weird 

[eddiesuck]

@edhead: pool time with pedro, my camera whore 

[eddiesuck]

@edhead: shh i'm sleeping!!!

[eddiesuck]

hey so i suck so i'm not gonna be here tonight or tomorrow night.

i'll try my best to get on during the day tomorrow for like an hour because i'm pretty sure no amount of alcohol can fix the (your name) shaped hole in my heart. and you, (your name), you know you're my fave. 

i shoULD be back mid/late friday afternoon GMT time and i'll make up for the lack of becca/miles/eddie/lesbian stalkerness. 

i love u all, especially (your name). 

don't miss me too much. 

this is getting too long

and too 

dramatic.

............... bye 

[julietpls-deactivated20140201]

Fighting is never good anyways, so I’m glad you aren’t doing it. I can’t stand fighting. I can’t even watch wrestling on tv, and that’s all fake. 

[eddiesuck]

In that c-case, I won't fight with anyone. Scout's promise. 

[eddiesuck]

@shoecase: i brought like twelve jars of vegemite

@eddiesucks: @shoecase ur the bad type of aussie ur putting us to shame

[caseywtf-blog]

It’ll be great for YouTube, then.

[eddiesuck]

I'll be viral within twenty four hours.

[ofmattyhealy-deactivated2015041]

[julietpls-deactivated20140201]

No, it’s okay, I’m okay. I’m just glad that you didn’t say you were going to beat him up, or something. 

[eddiesuck]

I want t-to but he's like a giant so um, I'm sure he'd kill me.

[julietpls-deactivated20140201]

Yeah. Dylan and I talked about it earlier, I just hadn’t told anyone yet.

[eddiesuck]

Do you um, do you want me to do anything?

[lola-winters]

How many times am I going to have to tell you lying is bad for your health before you get it?

[eddiesuck]

About a million t-times?

[ashtonlbr]

That was kind of them, not even a punishment?

[eddiesuck]

Foot m-massages for the two producers.

[julietpls-deactivated20140201]

Well, I’m single. 

[julietpls-deactivated20140201]

[eddiesuck]

R-really?