S-sir! Paul lost his cigarettes and said that he can't breathe without them! We thought that was joke.. But h-his face is blue now.. H-how can we help him?? We need your advice..
Let him perish.
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S-sir! Paul lost his cigarettes and said that he can't breathe without them! We thought that was joke.. But h-his face is blue now.. H-how can we help him?? We need your advice..
Let him perish.
I'm honestly kinda baffeled that there are four blogs for the Red, Blue, Green, and Purple armies. Like- I'm impressed. And there are recruits and meetings and ranks. Y'all keep doing what you're doing. 👍
//!!! Thank you!!! We’re trying!!
Full name:Elijah D'esposito
Badge name:Eli
Soldier ID (Number):543
Occupation(s):Chemical, Biological, Radio-logical and Nuclear Specialist
Blood type:A+
Active/Inactive?:Active
Interested in joining the Discord server?: yes (:
Link you want credited (to your account):chocollatemilk
Date of birth:April 19th, 1987
Sex/gender:Male
Weight:136
Height:5'11 ½
Race/Ethnicity:African American
Nationality: US
Country of origin: US
Language(S):English
Reason why they joined:Not a ton of jobs were available to his profession that he took school for, so he just joined the army.
Date they joined: 9/12/17
Likes Science Smell of Rain History Dislikes; White Chocolate Strong Scents Petty Jobs Personality: Hard working, sarcastically nice when dealing with people he doesn’t really like, and or to everyone when he’s semi-upset.
Full name: Svein Berg Badge name: Cloud Soldier ID (Number): 624 Occupation(s): Body Double Blood type: o+ Link you want credited (to your account): @poetickillerking Date of birth: 1986 Sex/gender: male Weight: 142 Height: 5'8 Race/Ethnicity: White Nationality: Norwegian Country of origin: Norway Language(S): English, Norwegian. Reason why they joined: he felt average, and presumed he’d be useful somewhere he was intended to die. Date they joined: June 1st 2018 Likes Tea Wildlife Guitar music Singing Early morning
Dislikes Sticky substances Disrespecting Women Public bathrooms Zebras Sitting in sand
Personality: he’s typically quiet and serious, not finding it suitable to be amused in a place like red army. So its extremely hard to have him lighten up. He gets sarcastic and it makes people bothered but he does his intended job and though he doesnt laugh about it he enjoys surprising soldiers. He starts to ramble sometimes but wouldnt waste your time if you were busy, which means he has great manners! A very polite man but also kinda bitter. Appearance Description: full body ref above, but hes fairly muscular, his chest and arms are covered in tattoos, and he usually wears the Horned helmet.His hair doesnt naturally spike and usually is just pushed up neatly, sometimes in a little bun.
[Warning; fairly graphic] Full name: Edmund Kenny Cobra
Badge name: Cobra
Soldier ID: #055
Occupations: Punishment director/Torture specialist.
Blood tpye: B-
Link you want to credit: @poetickillerking
Date of Birth: 1992
Gender: Male
Weight: 130
Height: 6'2
Race/ethnicity: Caucasian
Nationality: Swedish
Country of origin: Swedan
Languages: English, Swedish, Danish, Norwegian.
Reason he joined: he wanted to provide a cause he supported with his intelligence on pain.
Date they joined: May 28 2018
Likes;
Baseball bats
Insomniacs
Chasity Belts
Strangulation
Drawing
Dislikes;
Those lower ranked than him
Rule Breakers
Music with words
Sleep
Personality; He’s very soft toned and though he’s constantly maintaining a grin He’s extremely tired because he strongly dislikes the concept of being vulnerable for 8 hours to rest. He is insanely skilled with his hands and quick paced, a master of multitasking. He’s very patient but when he snaps he SNAPS and its horrific. He’s great with orders and would proudly add on or make suggestions to superiors for a way things should be done. Not afraid to share feelings or opinions.
Appearance description; a tall and lanky man with deep blue bags under his eyes, his hair typically covering his face in a deep brown mop. A small amount of scruff on his chin and killer brows. He is missing both legs from just below the knee and uses curved prosthetics.
Bio;
Childhood; he was the kind of kid not many people were very happy to interact with, he often hurt animals and pulled extreme experiments to test physical endurance. His mother was an alcoholic and his father worked days and nights, almost never home to stop him.
Teenagehood; as a teen he was academically advancing far past his peers, learning the best with science and biology. He studied the human body animal structures, setting a goal to make a Successful animal version of the Human Centipede. He won awards for his knowledge, though most pride went to waste considering at age 17 his father passed from a work accident, and his mother didnt bother to mind his intellegance.
Adulthood; Cobra moved into an apartment where he studied famous murderers and copy cat killers. He learned their techniques, he learned the mental processing someone has when they make a mistake or break a rule. Though he essentially knew everything about the human brain and what causes terror he spent a lot of time testing psychotic concepts on small animals and volunteers. He found the red army and realized working in a service like this was his chance to prove his knowledge and use it on people deserving to suffer.
Sir, my head hurts.. I don't know what to do, oof. And.. I'm sorry for being not active so long, i need to finish smth really important for living there-- Ahem. Btw, what's new? :VVV
Ah! Experiencing any other symptoms?
I’d advice you to get that checked and, in case it’s a yes, email me about it.
Nothing much, I suppose. A few new recruits, lots of paperwork, problems to solve, missions to plan, reports to file.
The usual.
hows the shifters in the army are they on tip top shape?
Positive.
Everyone needs to be.
Even comrades that don’t serve as soldiers are asked to stay in shape in case they’re needed for emergency missions.
Discord Server Announcement
hello! I have a server for Madame and this AU. I just decided to make it somewhat public.
if you want the link pm me on this account. thanks!
Red Furry? X3 x986x
Eh, some say.Perhaps.
Red leader fucker a llama pass it on
Well, if we count checkmarked shifters-
Sir if we could possibly leave, would others memories of our interactions be erased as well? I’d rather not have anyone remember me, even if I’ve never interacted...
It is optional.
You can choose whether to be remembered or not as other members can decide if they want to keep the memories of you or not.
It’s not only up to you.
(I would prefer if this wasn’t added publicly, but privately pls and thanks) Red Army Character Sheet Full name: Candice Banch Badge name: Candi Soldier ID (Number): #598 Occupation(s): Interrogator Blood type: O Active/Inactive?: Active Interested in joining the Discord server?: Yes Link you want credited (to your account): @jakel-lantern Date of birth: 1990, Febuary 8th Sex/gender: Female Weight: 143 LB Height: 5’7 Race/Ethnicity: Asian (more specifically, japanese) Nationality: German Country of origin: Germany Language(S): German, Japanese, English, Russian Reason why they joined: wanted to be apart of something important. Date they joined: 4 years Likes: cats drawing candy blood Dislikes: being serious (despite her job) rude/insensitive people her inability to focus waking up Personality: quite peppy/quirky! sneaky creative paranoid annoying / too hyper mood always changing
sir I hate her! she’s the fucking worse. she’s a fat meanie -h
She’s literally you but with leadership skills, calm down.
wow every week or so we get new soldiers here-#372
Thankfully, we do.
It’s a good thing that we’ve gained soldiers recently.
Full name: Ruth Honeycutt
Badge name: Honey
Soldier ID (Number): 220
Occupation(s): Medic , Scientist
Blood type: A-
Active/Inactive?: Active
Interested in joining the Discord server?: I’m already on :^)
Link you want credited (to your account): N/A
Date of birth: 10/15/91
Sex/gender: Female
Weight: About 130 pounds
Height: 5'7
Nationality: Scandinavian/German
Country of origin: Germany
Language(S): German , English
Reason why they joined: Support herself and her needs. Also because the collage kicked her out from trying out new science and she can’t afford her apartment anymore.
Date they joined: 4/14/14
Likes
Science , Old Sc-Fi movies , girly stuff
Dislikes
Being kicked out
Debut
Cutting herself accidentally
Personality: Positive: Hospitality , Smart , Funny Negative: Side Tracked , Standing still for a long time , No accent
Appearance Description:
Ruth has red hot curly hair, honey eyes, and pale fair skin. She likes to keep a pen in her pocket just incase of an emergency, the pen is black with a golden touch to it. As a medic and scientist goes she’s always wearing her lab coat more than the normal uniform.
Do we have to submit a character sheet with the other info?
What do you mean by other info?
Honorable Member: May
Good morning Comrades!
This month’s Honorable Member is Roze (Soldier #711)!!
Congratulations!!
Thanks for being a part of our Army.
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