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We live in an age where you can press a button and a deep web hitman shows up at your door and kills you. Technology is incredible.
what button
what fucking button
We live in an age where you can press a button and a deep web hitman shows up at your door and kills you. Technology is incredible.
what button
what fucking button
I just looked throughout the asks I’ve answered and holy shit forgive me for my bad spelling and grammer. Autocorrect and Tumblr hate me. I mean, seriously, “Tors”?
What about how the boys would act if their s/o was present during "The End"? Just a suggestion, if you don't like the idea that's fine.
So many The End requests... I’m pretty sure I’ve done something along the lines of this. How ‘bout you take a look around?
Tords reaction to his g/f being completely fine with him tring to take off the world and saying “just don’t hurt edd, tom and matt.”
Buuuuut he did it anyway so he is a bad bf and your broke up. The end.
Tords reaction to s/o taking over the world XD
Todd gaped at the giant (f/c) robot. Many people had surrendered to your rule already. Congratulations, dude.
“How–?” Tors stuttered out. You noticed the familar caramel locks from way bellow.
“Hello, Tord,” you smirked, your voice echoing through a built in microphone. Tord blinked.
“How– Why? When?” Tord was rendered speechless. You rolled your eyes.
“This is cute but I have better things to do. Cioa, loser,” you're maniacal laughter was the last thing Tord before he was knocked of his feet by your sudden take off. Tord stared at your disappearing robot.
“This is so not fucking fair.”
Hey I love u!!!!
I love you too, anon! ❤️
Hiya! I just wanted to say that even though this blog is relatively inactive atm, it's still my favorite Eddsworld blog <3 I love this blog and I ADORE your writing!!! <3
Thank you, Hun! 💗
((Idk even know how I came up with this)) eddsworld reaction to their s/o being a little bit too drunk and singing call me maybe or a silly love song like that and then jumping off but their ok
Edd:
- At first he was recording you, laughing as you sang
- Perfect blackmail material
- Once you jump off the bed and land face-first onto the ground, he lost it
- He nearly had a seizure for laughing so much
Matt:
- He was conflicted whether to stay by you or leave you alone
- Though
- Your singing was funny
- He clapped you as you sang to boost your drunk ego
- You were so hyped that you jumped of the table you were standing on
- He got up to check on you but realised you just passed out
- He just brings you a blanket so you don't get too cold
Tom:
- Joins in on getting drunk
Tord:
- Rolls his eyes at your drunken behaviour and your slurred singing
- But it WAS funny
I wanted to apologise for my lack of updates but I have to inform all of you that I have fallen out of Eddsworld. I will try and get back to it again but for the mean time this blog is on hold. I'm sorry once again.
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You can ask me, I guess. I'm pretty busy trying to get back into the Eddsworld fandom. Sorry, dudes.
For the s/o getting angry at Tord for trying to take over the world and then dumping him imagine, I keep imagining Tord going yandere after that...what do you think????
Usually people will think he will flip his sh*t but I think he will probably to cover up his emotion to the best of his ability. I imagine that before he and his s/o started dating that he will be that ‘hard to get’ kinda person, always pushing his s/o to their limits to show how genuine they really are. He will smoke alot more and will keep himself busy 24/7. He will have sleepless nights and will always be a drag, taking the break up pretty hard. So imagine a very disorganised, messy and sleep-deprived Tord. In case the s/o wants him (which is unlikely to happen) he will never return back to them and will tell them that they don't miss them, showing how heartless and strong he is.
hi! can i get a match up please? i’m 5’2 (fairly short for my age lmao) and i have dark brown curly hair, i’m a mixed pansexual female and i enjoy drawing or reading in my spare time. i can come off as shy and awkward when people first talk to me but once you get to know me i get p active. I’m v v affectionate w my friends (giving lots of hugs n holding their hands) but when it comes to dating it takes me a while to do stuff like that since it’s easy to fluster me, hope this is enough info, ty!
I think Matt! He will loves to hug and cuddle and basically give you all of his attention. He will spoil you rotten and will get used to your boundaries once it comes to a relationship since normally he is fine with anything. You have to be patient with him though, not because he is stupid, he just dense
How Eddsworld would react to the neighbor versions of their (S/O) being rude to their (S/O)? You don't have to and I love your blog to bits!! <3
Thank you! :3
Edd:
- They will tell their S/O to ignore their neighbor’s girlfriend even if they start to taunt
- They are being immature
- Edd will have to speak to his neighbor about it though
Matt:
- ‘Come on, precious, you aren't worth their time’
- Will lead you away and treat you to a treat to make you feel better
Tom:
- Will come up and wrap an arm around his S/O and glare at his neighbour’s girlfriend
- ‘I’ll have you know that my S/O is...’
- Will list all the good qualities about you, leaving you blushing
- The neighbour is stunned as you and Tom leave
Tord:
- He has to hold you back from starting a fist fight
- He drags you away silently as he glares at his neighbour’s girlfriend from the corner of his eye
- Cuddles you as he tries to calm you down
Henlo I'm here for a match up for my Eddsworld OC!! (this is also me IRL but whatever) She's 5"11 and has tanned skin, rather short fluffy dark brown hair, and wearing a claret coloured hoodie with a light grey jean and black fingerless gloves. She's basically an anxious tsundere. She's salty but sentitive, kinda trigger happy, sarcastic and sometimes brutal. She also loke animes, drawing, listening to music, horror and gore stuff (even if she's freaking out after watching one of these.)
I think Tord! They will both get along fine and will play the ‘hard to get game’ hence why it took so long for them to get together and that Tord has a few bruises. He likes to rant about his day to them while they either tune him out or give him advice. Be careful of his mood though, he is not one you want to mess with.
How would the main 4 react to their s/o and them swapping bodies? :0
Edd:
- Blushing
- This is super awkward
- He is worried that if he did anything accidently (since he is not been in a female body before) his S/O will dub him as a pervert
- So he stays on the couch the whole day till he is able to change back
Matt:
- Will stare at the mirror all day, looking at every feature on your body and face
- He is pretty anxious to get back to his body
- This is freaking him out
Tom:
- Upset
- And very very grumpy
- He just wants to get drunk off his ass but you refuse to let him in case he becomes reckless
- He will be grumbling all day
Tord:
- You see
- When it comes to Tord he knows quite a lot about the female body
- Hence why he is not allowed near a female or to become one
- So you had to keep an eye out on that sick dude and if he tries anything you threatened to hurt his own body somehow
For the Tord s/o, if s/o didn't know about Tord's plan to take over the world and is either: A. Sad or B. Angry: an imagine (is there anything else you need to know?)
You were inraged. Your heart was pounding and you were having a head ache. All your thoughts were directed to you being stupid enough not to notice Tord’s frequent disappearance during the night, him always being busy. It all made sense now. As your anger simmered down you released what you had to do. Even if it hurts.
You had walked to Tord’s house during midnight. It was raining and you were wearing your beige trenchcoat and holding a umbrella. You walked towards the familiar door. You held up your hand to knock but your froze. Where you really doing this? Giving up someone you had loved. But this is wrong. Your relationship isn't healthy. He doesn't trust you enough to tell you about all the mess and doesn't care about your happiness since he had betrayed your friends. Your expression hardened and knocked on the door. You waited a minute or two till the door opened, revealing Tord messily wearing his signature red hoodie and his caramel hair disheveled. His silver eyes were hazy but focused on you.
“Hello, (Y/N), why are you here?” He asked in confusion. You never came over this late and he was nervous. You took a deep breath before letting your lips move mindlessly.
“We're breaking up,” you said bluntly. Tord looked shocked and a bit...hurt? No, he didn't care about you. He wouldn't be hurt.
“I– what?” Tord said in confusion. He sounded meek. Your heart was breaking.
“We're over,” you said, letting out a sigh.
“W-wait, what did I do wrong?” Tord asked, looking as if he was begging for an answer.
“I don't know what's going on with you, Tord,” You said, grabbing both of his hands.
“I don't know what your goal is,” you countinued.
“But I can't fix you,” you let go of his hands, the warmth from you disappearing. Tord’s hands were shaking. He was confused till he realisation hit him. You knew. You know what he did. He stared into your (e/c) eyes. This is his consequence. He was losing you.
“It’s over, isn't it?” Tord blurted out. You looked away, nodding.
“Bye, Tord,” you muttered before turning around and walking away. Not hearing Tord replying. You loved your friends more than anything in this life. You will chose their happiness over yours anytime. If you were going to lose your partner for them...
So be it.