Eddy Isn't Dead Yet

I make a comic that is named after me and features me and deliberately pokes fun at the little problems and sufferings I go through, as well as the terribly stupid attempts I make to correct them. Support me on my COMPLETELY USELESS PATREON. 

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I'm back maybe probably possibly definitely

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My coworker is worthless

My coworker has very little programming experience, chooses to watch YouTube every day, and yet dares to throw me under the bus at work so, here you go: a wealth of pictures of him watching YouTube (unknowingly to him they have been taken daily) and getting paid handsomely to do it while putting off things he's supposed to be doing. More are sure to come.

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#97 Get it while it’s fresh!

I’ve been told a great many things about my comics: 

“They’re terrible.”

“They’re great.”

But not until recently did I ever get a 

“They helped me through a rough patch in my life.”

And that got me thinking about how much good I could do with this, not only for myself, who had assumed that I was the only one benefiting from all of this, but for the random anon who reads them all in one sitting and figures out how to make their life better because of me.

I can’t be as regular with the comics as I used to be because I’ve got a job and responsibilities now, but I’m going to keep trying to pump them out and get my random depressing/hilarious thoughts out in the best way I know how. So, stick around.

I missed you guys =]

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I ordered a custom set of Rock Paper Scissors cards after watching kakegurui. i’m so fucking happy with them. I’m totally going to make more custom decks. you should too. http://www.makeplayingcards.com/

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in my infinite frustration at my coworkers’ complete lack of competence in programming, i present the comic i’m going to passive-aggressively print and stick on my cubicle wall to shame them into hopefully quitting. 

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RIP Stephen Hawking

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It’s cool that Texas is paying people to film in specific locations... At least, it would be, if the people vying for the grants had any ideas better than “we filmed here” for plot structure. 

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TFW you finally get a good job and all the suffering, starvation, worry... just disappears in the space of an hour... and all the things that you wanted to do but couldn’t are no longer impossibilities. we now return to our regularly scheduled program

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2017 sucked.

It’s been a very tough year for me, and I’m sure it wasn’t great for a lot of other people as well so, I’m glad this year is over and I never want to think about it ever again.  Have a great 2018.

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hello everyone

i’ve been told so many times in the last few weeks that people miss my comics and were sad to hear i’d disappeared so i’m back... but not as often as i was before. i don’t have the time (due to my previously-mentioned struggles with life) to be pumping out a comic daily so, they’ll come out probably weekly, maybe more if i’m inspired. i mean, what comic can resist the commercial massacre that is christmas? it’s also incredible that, even with my absence, not only did the number of you guys not decrease, you actually increased by like 25%. that’s huge and makes me feel really loved.

so, sit back, take off your coats, and get comfy because i’ve got some great stuff coming, just for you.

a very special thanks to @serpagnolia for vocally showing their appreciation in the way they did. it helped a lot.

thanks yall

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feel free to follow me on instagram if you like so you can watch me fuck up my life more and try to fix it: instagram.com/eddyjmu hopefully i’ll be back soon

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when an ex-girlfriend discovers that you do paintings and asks if you do commissions...

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cookies and cream, vanilla if they don’t have it.