[fauxastrology]

for someone who loves sleep, i do not sleep enough at all

[everythingfox]

Shower time

[fuks]

❤️‍🔥🤭🥺🙆‍♂️⚠️

[tango-mango]

Warm bread from my oven

[anxietyproblem]

[afoxnamedmulder]

[historyofrobots]

The PR after the Meghan and Harry interview has been pretty desperate and transparent but I am LOSING it over this headline, what a gift

[history-of-royals-by-sophia]

The reactions. I can’t stop laughing.

[evenstarsinthesky]

[autisticexpression]

Lost it at the rock’s tweet

[tsukinoinaba]

I’m not sure which is funnier. Stanley Tucci saying that Ryan Reynolds is a sexier bald man than Prince William when he has a full head of hair, or Stanley Tucci saying that TILDA SWINTON is a sexier bald man than Prince William.

[athena1138]

He’s correct

[retrogamingblog2]

Eeveelution Pins made by Jennifayrie

[chelsamander]

[solardrake]

reblog to take the person you reblogged from to the aquarium

≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈🦭≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈

🐟 o ° .

• ° o 🦑

~~~~~🦀~~~~~~~~~~~~~🦐

[aletheyass]

mutuals i’d ominously stare at in a foggy gothic cemetery

[marsup]

one time in high school my french teacher told the class that his grandmother died and a kid in the class said “je regrette :(“ and the french teacher burst out laughing and was like “you’re gonna wanna say desolé in this context because je regrette means like…. my bad”

[oldblogarchived]

i forgot how fucking weird november is theres no afternoon its just night after 2pm

[dzamie]

when it rains you simply do not get a day

[amerykah]

ADHD is so funny it's like I diagnose you with lazy inconsiderate fuckup disease. And it's incurable. Here's meth

[shitpostinguniverse]

[bloodenjoyer]

Egregious Malicious Atrocious Insidious Loathesome

[lowpolyanimals]

Panda from YIIK: A Postmodern RPG

[memewhore]

[were-ralph]

i can not stop thinking about this