Athena1138

Lenny Bones, 29, they/them. My Fanfic Blog / My Art Blog / Buy Me a Ko-Fi?

[queenlua]

Everyone who plays around with Tarot cards long enough winds up with a “bad” card that they love. I just barely persuaded my husband not to get the Ten of Swords tattooed on his body; traditionally, it shows a corpse with ten swords stuck in their body and means “utter ruin,” but he thought that if it took ten swords to kill you, then you must have put up a pretty good fight.

honestly this is the most badass ten of swords interpretation i've ever heard.  i'm stealing this

[wizard-of-interesting-failure]

WIZARD TIP: They will run out of swords eventually.

[beemovieerotica]

🙏🙏🙏

[oceanasky]

Those pillars EACH weigh 250kg (551 lbs).

Although she didn't win the event, the person that did was the world record holder for the event. It was also her FIRST time using the equipment.

Also, if you want to learn more about her, here's her entry on the official strong man world tour website: https://giants-live.com/athlete/gabi-dixson/

[powerburial]

$1,000,000 deposited into your bank account every day for the rest of your life or sex with Jafar?

[kevinmm6]

does jafar love me

[powerburial]

hell no bitch

[dreaminterlude]

we’re never making it out of the labyrinth

[tonyzaret]

Today’s spoiled, phone-addicted generation wouldn’t last five minutes inside the Earth’s molten core

[novanocturnalis]

first essek

[mgsr]

cats will be like please i need you to watch me wiggle around on this carpet please hey look look please look at me i’m wiggling

[ccattnipp]

ill lose it if essek is taller than 165cm you cannot convince me a man who invented a special floating spell to hover a few cm off the ground and wear absurdly long mantle didn’t do it bc he was insecure about being short even for a drow and his baby brother outgrew him too fast

[lactating-deactivated20220703]

“make friends” who am i doctor franking stein

[werewolf-transgenderism]

on my slides for my class about Frankenstein today

[ravencharm]

75% of writing is convincing yourself that your story is worth it

[windwardstar]

It is. In case you were wondering. Your story is worth the effort you are putting into it. It’s an amazing thing because you are writing it.

[sergal]

hello this is your google account. did you know that you are trying to log in. to. your google account. would you like five emails about how you logged in to your google account.

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

drake?

[hazeleyedcat]

josh?

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

where’s the body of christ?

[wyrddog]

[boltlightning]

can everyone do me a favor and tell me your favorite thing to put on toast in the tags

[boltlightning]

i love this post so much. all the replies are like

"i'm so basic.....i just like a lot of butter or jam :(" (as though those are not god's best and most beloved condiments and his greatest gifts to mankind)

"FUCK health guidelines FUCK my cholesterol and most importantly FUCK diet culture i'll put a dumpster full of butter on my toast and not even GOD will stop me" (no notes. god would encourage this)

doxxing one's self by mention of polarizing regional delicacies (i am so curious about vegemite i must admit)

"does a grilled cheese count as toast?" (not for the purposes of this post)

"i don't like toast please don't kill me" (i appreciate the honesty but i fear this post is not for you)

people who put full ass meals on toast (based)

people who do not but eat toast as a full meal (based)

melty peanut butter (absolutely based)

"it's a guilty pleasure but...nutella 😳" (relieve yourself of fear and enjoy your dessert toast)

special shoutout to the pots-havers adding extra salt. also the one person who mentioned kaya. i see you and am in agreement

[sodiumvaporss]

i do have to say that no matter how shitty any sort of media is or how shitty your own creations are. always remember

[so-much-for-subtlety]

in 2015 we didn’t have AI psychosis so people had to make do by believing a dress was white and gold

[thickness-protection-program]

Because it was

[queer-as-city-folk]

Is the gold in the room with us right now?

[thatoneliquidbicricket]

yes. the dress is gold.

...

the dress has always been gold

r u saying this doesn't look white and gold to u???

...

[queer-as-city-folk]

what.

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

it's a white and gold dress in cool blue dim lighting w/ bright warm light behind it, making an optical illusion. we're not fucking doing this again

[im-mender]

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

oh god fucking damn it

[kaban-bang]

I know tumblr likes to exclusively make it about bloody hospitals but this is what Color Theory is about

[theflowergrrl]

HOW DID THIS DISCOURSE COME BACK IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2026!???

[marzipanandminutiae]

when I tell you people were shouting up and down my dorm's hallways about this when it first happened

(the dress was by Roman Originals and it was in fact blue and black. but they made a one-off white and gold one for charity later)

[athena1138]

[ryan-sometimes]

One of my favorite things about moving into my own apartment has been just autism/adhd proofing the fuck out of the place. I can accommodate my needs as much as I want to and it’s a type of freedom every neurodivergent person should experience

[ryan-sometimes]

My favorite things I’ve done so far to autism/adhd proof my apartment:

Have an open bookshelf as a pantry/dish cabinet, so I can always see exactly what I have

Stick on labels on every light switch so I know exactly which light they control

I put the fluffy side of a velcro strip on the back of the TV remote and stuck strips of the rough side on the spots I’m most likely to use the remote, so I always know where it is. There’s one in the kitchen, one on either side of the couch, and one on the dining table

I swapped most of the lightbulbs for rgb wifi bulbs that I can control with my phone, so I can make the lights dimmer and of softer colors. I’ve always had awful sensory issues with Big Lights so this is awesome

Hooks literally everywhere so I can always have somewhere to hang my stuff, as opposed to just throwing them on chairs or the couch

Shelves everywhere too, because if I can’t see something it literally Stops Existing

I swapped the laundry detergent for sensitive skin specific stuff because fragrances make my clothes feel really itchy

I also only buy concentrated cleaning products because I can dilute them. This way the product not only lasts longer but I can make it more gentle since I’m allergic to fragrances and strong cleaning products make me very sneezy

If you have any more autism/adhd adult apartment ideas please lmk 🙏

[catasters]