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   oh SHIT that fuckin’ does it -  PUT YOUR HANDS BEHIND YOUR KNEES AND GET DOWN ON YOUR HEAD.

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mask to the right of him, beer to his left and in front ? a gorgeous, meaty, delicious, dripping meal with beautiful toppings - held captive between two perfectly baked buns.                                  his burger, or his lunch if you’re hoping for a time. I’m sorry, did you think I was talking about someonething else ??

         a food run, he’d collected one for vanessa too, removing it from the bag before nudging it her way.  “ got you your favourite … ”  he hummed, pausing to pull the box back towards him, checking its contents. once satisfied it was her favourite, and that the fast food guy hadn’t fucked it up, he passed it to her.

    compared to his other non-sexual relationships, not that there were other sexual ones - I just didn’t want to confuse you but this has probably made things worse, although maybe colossus could count as … no, no never mind. compared to his other sentient being encounters, vanessa was the one he felt most comfortable around when his mask was off. she’d had her moment of adjustment, or so she’d stated, but wade knew every day was adjustment.                                                        it was for him, at least. waking up to that face every morning was … difficult. especially when vanessa was in the background of his reflection, watching him look at himself and god did he inwardly hate that she was so accepting. it made trust waver even more than usual because no matter how many pinky promises they performed, there was always the cancer-like, lingering question of - what if she’s lying ? suppressing her true feelings ?

       “ holy shit. look at that.                  two of the most edible things in the same room. ”  

                         A smile  s p r a w l s  across her lips as hands go up to pull her dark hair into a messy bun, a necessary precaution considering the task at hand. Her head tilts to one side as she watches him inspect her meal.

                         She loves these moments. She loves just being able to observe and take in and process his habits. Every moment she spends in the comfortable silence is cherished. To be honest, it might be because she’s afraid of how long the next silence without him will be ( but she tries not to think about that alternative ). She giggles at his compliment, reaching out to take the box from him.

                         ❝ Oh, STOP it... ❞

                         Dark eyes watch as lithe fingers  s l o w l y  lift the lid off permanently, her spine straightening as she takes the sight in. Her mouth drops into a soft “O”, shock and awe and excitement bubbling across her tongue. Exactly what the doctor ordered. She’s thankful that he knows her preferences; she CERTAINLY wasn’t planning on making the effort to find this treasure. 

                         Her gaze floats back to him as the smile returns, quickly morphing into a coy smirk. Vanessa loves being admired by him, but she is always adamant about returning the favour. After all, how is he supposed to know how she feels if she doesn’t tell him?

                         ❝ This burger is ALMOST as sexy as you are.  ❞

                         Her voice tumbles past her teeth along with a wink, a gesture that is in complete juxtaposition to the nature of the impending destruction of the meal in question.

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❝ We’re like two JIGSAW PIECES, you know, with the WEIRD CURVY EDGES. ❞

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      “Way I see it, there’re two kinds of freaks,” the way he gesticulated lightly with his vodka, it was as if it was an extension of his personality. “There’re freaks like them, and freaks like me. Difference is they belong in a padded cell, straight-jackets – freak like me?” He took a sip of his vodka, glancing over at the woman spinning around the pole in the center of the room. “I deserve the lethal fucking injection.” If you saw him on a Sunday you’d agree. Brain frazzled, eyes like piss-holes in the snow, body broken. Don’t let it be said Jimmy Hopkins doesn’t know how to party. 

      He looked at her out the corner of his eye, turning to get a better look at her. “Good job I’m rich.” He matches her smirk briefly before finishing off his vodka. 

                          She  l a u g h s  at his comparison. Something about the hyperbolic and macabre nature of the words tickles her. She’s a fan of dark humour, even if it isn’t necessarily meant to be funny.

                          ❝ That’s CUTE. If you deserve the lethal injection, I’ll be getting the chair. I know a lot of people who would pay way more to see me in pain than to see me naked. ❞

                          An eyebrow quirks upwards as he mentions his  F I N A N C I A L  status. Maybe this pursuit will be worth her while.

                          ❝ YEAH? And what do you do in order to be able to tell people that you’re rich? ❞

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     Jimmy had grown up around prostitutes. He was old enough to figure out what they did, but young enough for the idea of selling sex to have never occurred to him. He was practically immune to becoming infected by the pounding base, by the light-show or the promise of some human contact. That didn’t mean he wasn’t a fan of the view.

     “It’s a crime pretty girls like you got’ta perform for the freaks ‘round here. But hey, don’t get me wrong, I ain’t opposed to getting freaky. ” 

                          His words make her look up. Her smirk  g r o w s  as she turns to face him, a hip leaning into the edge of the bar to support her weight. Her eyes scan him up and down.

                           ❝ Aren’t you one of the FREAKS that I have to perform for? Or are you under a DIFFERENT reservation? ❞

                           She contemplates the second half of his statement. It’s not  U N F A M I L I A R work, but it’s not as common as it once was to her. Ever since she’d discovered her taste for a gun’s recoil (and her taste for the pay), the mercenary field just seemed more lucrative. Still, Vanessa isn’t opposed to maximizing her income.

                           ❝ I’m just letting you know, my brand of FREAKY doesn’t come cheap. ❞

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“I didn’t pay all this money for you not to be a cuddler.”

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                           An eyebrow quirks upwards at the statement. CUDDLING isn’t the weirdest thing that’s been requested of her, but it certainly isn’t common. Therefore, she questions it before she can think twice.

                           ❝ You want to CUDDLE? ❞

                           It almost sounds  a b s u r d, but Vanessa isn’t often one to back down from the unusual. She settles closer to him. The lipstick that once clung to her mouth is now sitting just  n e x t  to its initial resting point as she gives him a coy smile.

                           ❝ Alright, I guess we can CUDDLE. ❞

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     “Y’know, I never realized how depressing a strip club is on a Wednesday.” Jimmy looked around. It was filled with old men and weirdos, contrasting with that was Jimmy’s pressed and fitted suit. He was propping up the bar, vodka in hand. “Christ, and to think, all I wanted was a vodka and to look at some titties, now I’m sad.” 

                            The right corner of her mouth turns upwards, painted red lips forming a smirk. She’s not supposed to  e a v e s d r o p, but she just can’t help herself. Vanessa’s brown eyes stay fixed on the bar as she patiently waits for several drinks to land on her tray.

                            ❝ HEY-- as long as they’re paying my rent, anyone’s welcome here any night of the week as far as I’m concerned. ❞

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Things I’ve Said to my Puppy: A Starter Collection

“Man you’re awkward. I mean, ridiculously beautiful but damn, grow into yourself.”

“What the ever-loving heckin’ heck are you eating now?”

“Excuse me sir, you can’t read.”

“You really have that ‘I don’t know how I fit into the world’ vibe about you.”

“That’s not polite.”

“You don’t even rise until you’re addressed. I’m digging your obedience.”

“Sit like a gentleman.”

“That’s not yours, friend.”

“That’s right. Listen to me and pretend to have an idea of what I’m talking about. I get that a lot.”

“I didn’t pay all this money for you not to be a cuddler.”

“Wanna go for a ride?”

“Show me your cop face.”

“I’m not a fan of you licking my teeth. Please don’t.”

“Okay; we’re done here.”

“Oh no, the postman! How ever will we survive now?!”

“You’re gonna be rude? Okay, you’ve lost the pleasure of my presence.”

“The piano isn’t evil, it’s just unpleasant to hear when I’m touching it.”

“Hey neighborhood watch, what’s going on with the town today?”

“We really don’t need to—oh we’re peeing in the garden now, that’s a thing.”

“I draw the line at shredding things.”

“What the heck is going on with your teeth?”

“No, you’re not helping.”

“We’ve all pooped. It’s your turn.”

“I’m not saying I don’t believe you, I’m just saying I don’t see anything.”

“I know you’re a blanket snatcher but you can’t snatch this blanket.”

“Oh, you want to help?”

“Leave him alone, he’s just trying to take a walk.”

“Right, right, defend your castle.”

“I wish I looked that beautiful having no idea what’s going on.”

“How do you get one?”

“This is not what I asked for.”

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Helping My Injured Muse Sentence Starters

"Oh, God, you're bleeding. You're bleeding a lot."

"Stop squirming, I'm trying to help."

"Hang on, I got you."

"Just lean on me, I'll help you walk."

"We should get that looked at."

"Don't tilt your head back, you'll make your nosebleed worse!"

"Just sit up and breathe, ok?"

"Eh, you'll be fine. I think. Maybe."

"What ever you do, don't go to sleep. Stay awake."

"Oooooo. That looks painful."

"Oh, thank God! Don't scare me like that!"

"How the hell did you do this to yourself?"

"Hey, hey, stay with me, ok?"

"You stopped breathing."

"Oh look, it's alive."

"Take deep breaths, you'll be fine."

"Arms shouldn't move like that..."

"What happened to your leg?!"

"Yep, that's broken alright. How'd you manage that?"

"Here's some ice."

"You're welcome, by the way."

"Do you need an ice pack for that shiner?"

"Yeesh, you look like shit."

"Wait, you were mugged?!"

"Is that a stab/gunshot wound?"

"Ok, ew. I'm not cleaning that up."

"Easy, easy! Just lay down, you hit your head."

"You probably have a concussion, so I wouldn't be moving arou d too much if I were you."

"We thought you were dead!"

"On a scale of 1 to 10, how much does it hurt?"

"Can you walk on your own?"

"You're getting blood on my clothes!"

"How many fingers am I holding up?"

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                   hayley kiyoko → sentence starters

slightly edited in some cases to work for rp purposes. feel free to change phrasing or pronouns to fit your muse(s)!

❝ So go ahead, break my heart. ❞

❝ You’ll want to love me. ❞

❝ I get excited when I discover something rare… like you. ❞

❝ I like your aura and I’m pretty sure I love your hair. ❞

❝ You’re sweet as maple. ❞

❝ Look at your face, look at my dress. Looks like we’re not here to impress. ❞

❝ What’s better than love? ❞

❝ Even when that love is gone you weren’t wrong to have been mine. ❞

❝ Meet me halfway to your heart. ❞

❝ I’ve given it all to you. ❞

❝ Do whatever gets you seen. ❞

❝ Kiss me until I forget my name. ❞

❝ This could take all night… ❞

❝ Your hips, your lips, they’re mine. ❞

❝ I’ve got better luck in my head. ❞

❝ I fantasize, a secret life and place where we hide. ❞

❝ I don’t wanna be anywhere else but here. ❞

❝ Stealing kisses from your missus, does it make you freak out? ❞

❝ Girls like girls like boys do, nothing new. ❞

❝ I'ma take your girl out. ❞

❝ Don’t tell me what I feel. I’m real and I don’t feel like boys. ❞

❝ Tell me what you want this to be. ❞

❝ I know what I want this to be. ❞

❝ You’re feeding the fire. ❞

❝ I think I just needed to cry. ❞

❝ I just wanna tell you that you’re really pretty, [girl]. ❞

❝ I just wanna know if you will let me be your world. ❞

❝ I just know you got to taste like candy. ❞

❝ I can see you’re real smart. ❞

❝ You make me feel like I wanna be bad. ❞

❝ I need you to be free. ❞

❝ So this is where I leave you. ❞

❝ Just rest your eyes. ❞

❝ I’m just trying to be nice. ❞

❝ They say I’ll get hurt, if I’m not like ice. ❞

❝ I know I’ve got friends, but I still get so lonely. ❞

❝ If I look in your eyes, I’ll want you to hold me. ❞

❝ I’m sorry that I care. ❞

❝ I can’t help but care. ❞

❝ I over-communicate and feel too much. ❞

❝ I’m sick and tired of acting all tough. ❞

❝ I’m hooked on all these feelings. ❞

❝ I know exactly what I’m feeling. ❞

❝ Keep telling me lies, they’re killing me slowly. ❞

❝ I get too attached, they don’t even know me. ❞

❝ Why can’t I relax? ❞

❝ Sure I would kiss you. ❞

❝ I’ll lay with you. ❞

❝ No, I can’t fix you. ❞

❝ What I need is for you to be sure. ❞

❝ When we’re with your family, you don’t want to show it. ❞

❝ I only want a girl who ain’t afraid to love me. ❞

❝ I know we’re not together but I won’t forget you. ❞

❝ I don’t wanna talk about it, I don’t wanna think about it. ❞

❝ Even when you’re next to me, it’s not the way I’m picturing. ❞

❝ You wanna be friends forever? I can think of something better. ❞

❝ But will you ever mess with me? No. ❞

❝ At least I got you in my head. ❞

❝ You will never understand, even when you hold my hand I just feel alone. ❞

❝ Come on, let’s sleep in my bed. ❞

❝ I can tell you don’t get it ‘cause you tell me that everything will be okay. ❞

❝ All I wanna do is cry. That’s all I wanna do. ❞ 

❝ Maybe, I’ll just dye my hair. ❞ 

❝ What I need is quiet. ❞ 

❝ I paint on a smile so that no one ever sees. ❞ 

❝ It’s easier for me to stay quiet, not speak a word - for if I do, then the truth might emerge. ❞ 

❝ They are my emotions to feel. ❞ 

❝ Nobody can poison my feelings if they’re never revealed. ❞ 

❝ Don’t let me die when there’s nobody here.   ❞ 

❝ I need a drink, whiskey ain’t my thing but shit is all good. ❞ 

❝ You’ve been out of reach, could you explain? I think that you should. ❞ 

❝ What you been up to? Who’s been loving you good? ❞ 

❝ I’ve been looking through the texts and all the photos. ❞ 

❝ Do you let him touch you the way I used to? ❞ 

❝ Did you take him to the pier in Santa Monica? Forget to bring a jacket, wrap up in him cause you wanted to? ❞ 

❝ I’m just curious, is it serious? ❞ 

❝ Are we just friends? ❞ 

❝ You say you wanted me, but you’re sleeping with him ❞ 

❝ I don’t believe you. ❞ 

❝ You ain’t been loving me right. ❞     

❝ I wanna be loved every night. ❞     

❝ Baby, you should pick up the phone. ❞     

❝ If you’re around, come get it. ❞     

❝ I wanna be missed like every night. ❞     

❝ I wanna be kissed like it’s the last time. ❞     

❝ Say you can’t eat, can’t sleep, can’t breathe without me. ❞     

❝ I wanna be held. ❞     

❝ Say you can’t walk, can’t talk, go on without me. ❞     

❝ I want you tired every day ‘Cause I run through your brain. ❞     

❝ Hold me down, keep me safe. ❞     

❝ I left a mark on your neck. ❞     

❝ Yeah, I know, yeah, I know, I’m the best you’ve ever had. ❞     

❝ Why don’t you just cut the shit? ❞     

❝ Why can’t you just be honest – with yourself? ❞     

❝ I know every day you’re thinking of me. ❞     

❝ You say no one will understand. You wish you could but you just can’t.❞  

❝ How long ‘til you realize, he’ll never love you like me? ❞    

❝ So thirsty, you’re drowning in it. ❞   

❝ I’ll make it to the top. ❞   

❝ Does it really matter at all? ❞   

❝ Come around ‘cause I need you. ❞   

❝ Let me see you. ❞   

❝ I miss you, I love you, so it’s really hard to see – we just got to let it be.❞ 

❝ Won’t you just meet me in the middle? ❞   

❝ I believe we just had to learn to fall. ❞   

❝ I’m making a new home. ❞