She believed she could, so she did

Yo soy yo y mis circunstancias

[thombordeleau]

van @ nyr | feb 8, 2023

( © jared silber )

[rabidlitmajor]

Noooo don't get a tattoo it's so permanent blah blah blah my tattoo is whatever I want it to be and today it's an octopus

[toinsanitymag]

The Artist is Present - Marina Abramovic

In 2010, at the MoMA, Abramovic sat for 8 hours a day, 750 hours in total at a table where members were invited to sit across her and share few moments of gaze in silence. During the show her former lover Ulay made a surprise visit and sat across her. The couple saw each other first time after 22 years of separation. Tears fill their eyes.

[iguessricciardo]

some of you don’t understand the concept of being a sport’s fan and it shows. if my fave isn’t doing well i will be praying for the entire sport to burn down

[fioblah]

would u guys be mad if i started calling mint “fruit”

[shobasuckso]

NOSSOSOSODID OOOOOO MINT IS A LEAFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

[fioblah]

my favorite little fruit <3

[shobasuckso]

ITS AN HERB IT HAS LEAVES AND AND YOU PUT IT ON RAVIOLI!???

[fioblah]

U PUT MINT ON YOUR RAVIOLI???????????

[shobasuckso]

THEN EXPLAIN THE GREEN STUFF ON THIS!!!!?

[fioblah]

BASIL

[fioblah]

STOP SAYING ITS PARSELY I DONT FUCKING PUT PARSELY ON MY RAVIOLIIIIIIIII

[shobasuckso]

WHATS PARSELY

[tinkertytonkanddownwiththenazis]

THIS IS PARSLEY

THIS IS BASIL

AND THIS IS MINT

WHICH ONE ARE YOU PUTTING ON YOUR RAVIOLI?!?!?!

[shobasuckso]

ITS ALL LEAF!!!!????

[birdsquirrel]

#Tumblr having high-volum arguments in which all parties know jack shit about the topic is PEAK humor for me

[willowsong]

Peeta returns in the spring, what a lovely metaphor.

[debelice]

Autumnal

[ralfmaximus]

“An old god comes.”

“What? No. That’s just a cold front. It’s Autumn.”

“Yes, one of the oldest gods of all.”

[thexfiles]

so sick of television revivals and showrunners relying on the nostalgia factor to boost ratings and stay relevant. except for david tennant coming back on doctor who, that's fine and, in fact, encouraged,

[thexfiles]

babygirl i missed your teeth on screens sooooooooooo bad

[aquilacalvitium]

Okay fuck it if this post reaches 666k notes by the end of 2023 I'll practise basic self care

Why 666k? Because it's funny and impossible so good fucking luck

[lizluvscupcakes]

Well, OP, I’m officially invested in this shit. Your whiny ass is doing self care if I have to drive to your goddamn house and do it for you.

[aquilacalvitium]

By Talos this can't be happening

[oysters-aint-for-me]

reblog this everyone i wanna see what happens when op’s reverse-hubris forces them to practice basic self care.

why? because it’s funny and completely possible actually so good fucking luck op

[tungsten-moon]

I figured out roughly how many notes it's been getting per day and multiplied that by the number of days left until the end of 2023

If we keep it going at this rate we'll be far past 666k

[aquilacalvitium]

IMPORTANT

Okay so clearly I've underestimated y'all

So how about we make this more interesting?

I will practise self care if this post reaches 666k BY THE END OF 2022

[moonlarking]

Op you have fuckethed with the devil this post has gained 30,000 notes since I reblogged it last night

[alexseanchai]

[image: a calculator app says multiplying two thousand by four hundred twenty-seven equals eight hundred fifty-four thousand.]

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I love how we're all collectively Just That Determined to ensure this random stranger takes care of themself, and I look forward to how OP moves the goalposts next

[sparklecryptid]

Saw a post that said younger fans don’t like ao3 because it doesn’t rec them fics

Bruh if ao3 gave me recommendations I would have to find a new fanfic site. What I read on there is between me, god, and a small group of friends I inflict horrors on.

[thewintersoldier]

DOCTOR WHO • S05E10 ❝Vincent and the Doctor❞

[emmikay]

[aftabkaran]

Help us by spreading information

[psikonauti]

btw they’ve been shutting internet down in many places in order for news and info to stop spreading.. at least 31 civilians have been killed for protesting 

[arirna]

[biohazard-inevitable]

Had a very fun memory of when I was a kid and used plastic straws as a chewing stim toy before we even knew i was autistic, we just thought it was a good adhd focus thing since it worked.

All the teachers knew and understood why I had the straw and never yelled at me for it, and the other kids had no idea why but they just knew, “oh he needs that straw” and didn’t question it.

One day in second grade, we had a sub. She was new to the school and as she was giving us the activity while we sat on the floor (i dont remember the activity just that it was a floor activity) she saw my straw and went, “dont chew on things like that!” And scolded me in front of the class, taking my straw from me.

I of course didn’t do anything cause she was an authority figure and I couldn’t break the rule of defying authority figures so i just sat in disappointment, immediately feeling distressed cause my stim toy was taken from me.

The class was dead silent until one of them went, “miss- he needs that actually.” And then another one piped up, “yeah! He has one every day! It’s important he chews on it!”

None of them understood WHY i had it, but they respected that it was important

I got my straw back :3 and that was the best memory of accommodation from my classmates ive ever known

[vague-humanoid]

[anarchistettin]

las protestas de las mesas de ping-pong, 2019

[valilihapiirakka]

airline customer service: hello this is SAS how can i help me: ok so i booked a flight with you just now and i’d like to reserve a space for my pet in the cargo hold, i’m bringing a cockatiel SAS: (audibly worried) uh… uhm… i’m not sure we can… transport that kind of um… pet? me: oh, huh? i did ring to check before i booked and the guy on the phone said it’d be fine? SAS: (”dealing with unhinged customers” voice) uh. ok. well, i guess i can try to check… just give me some cage dimensions. how big is its cage me: well i got him a teeny tiny travel cage, so… 50x30x30, at most SAS: centimeters?? me: yeah? is there a problem? SAS: can you tell me exactly how big is this crocodile??? me: COCKATIEL SAS: …OH

[bettagal]

I’m dying.

[pinkflamingllama]

Shoutout to, like, 14 year old me who thought he was bi cause he felt 0 attraction to men and 0 attraction to women and 0=0 which is equal attraction THEREFORE I was surely equally attracted to both men and women and, thus, bisexual, thank you for coming to my tedtalk

[angry-acehole-for-positivity]

Fun Fact! Back in the Olden Days, the bisexual community welcomed asexuals for this exact reason!

[biandaceunite]