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— CREEPS WE WRITE FOR ! 

⚰︎ Jeff The Killer

⚰︎ Ben Drowned

⚰︎ Eyeless Jack

⚰︎ Jane The Killer

⚰︎ Masky

⚰︎ Hoodie

⚰︎ Dr. Smiley

⚰︎ Jason The Toymaker

⚰︎ The Puppeteer

⚰︎ Nina The Killer

— Ask Us About Writing for a Creep That Isn’t Listed !

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Apparently it's international dog day today 🐾🐾

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Peter Pan is pretty villainy... 👀

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I made a loop video, it's more satisfying this way 💃💃💃

The full video is on YouTube 😉

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You guys like haven’t posted ina year😭

Long story short; The main admin of this blog has been going through a couple of years of battling with her mental health that it sucked the creative writing out of her. Not sure when I'll come back, but the blog will always still be here.

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🔪🩸Jeff The Killer 🔪🩸

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Pookie bear where did you go

Huh

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Did not mean to repost Dabi here

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Keep reading

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what kind of missions do the creeps go on?

My friend and I have a headcanon that The Slender Bros work for The NWO (New World Order) for population control. Which is why there are rare cases of the cops and FBI haven’t caught any of the Creeps. Yes, their cases are often on the News but no one really looks into the cases for the fact the government doesn’t want to crack down on the murders. 

Now! 

The types of missions they go on are for Hitman work, Assassinations, and black-market hunts. Some of the kills they do are “Accidental” missions to make the crime scene look like it was an accident such as a gas pipe leak, faulty wires, spontaneous human combustion, etc.

Each of the Pastas knows the procedures for each type of jobs given to them by training and going off their own instincts. 

Kills tend to happen when taking parols around the Slender Woods in order to protect their turf. There isn’t turf wars between the Bros either, but there are disagreements that happen. 

I hope this made sense! If there are any more questions, please drop it in the ask box!

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creeps if they were a rap song? 🧍🏻‍♀️

... Neither of us rarely ever listen to rap (we're more into rock and punk rock) so we cannot fulfill this request 😅

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If y'all think Jeff is the Tax Evader, you're all wrong

It's indeed Slenderman

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Creepyasta’s and their relationships

Jeff the Killer: He wishes somebody would love him and put up with his toxic personality

Ben Drowned: Single and is a massive flirt (he got that video game rizz)

Eyeless Jack: Currently dating Darkelle and is currently blood-bonded

Masky: Currently in a marriage pact with Evelyn (said they would marry the other for tax benefits if they haven’t found someone by 35)

Hoodie: His hand ♡ (jk he’s single but he’s open for one)

Jane the Killer: Single but has a couple crushes

Slenderman: No and he would never (RIP to all you Slenderman fuckers)

Dr. Smiley: Has been previously engaged to three separate people, got bored and broke it off each time (tldr: no)

Splendorman: Also no, not big into romantic relationships

Jason the Toymaker: If you count his dolls then yes but is obsessed with the girl he looks after

The Puppeteer: In a toxic relationship with one of his Proxies (he knows and doesn’t care that its Stockholm)

Nina the Killer: Believes she’s in a relationship with Jeff when in reality she is single

Trenderman: Mentally in a relationship with Ryan Reynolds

Ghost in the Trees (Misty): Currently dating Seifer with Romeo and Juliet vibes (another OC we haven’t publicly written for yet)

Evelyn: Currently dating Masky and planning marry him for tax benefits

Her (Darkelle): In a relationship with Eyeless Jack with no signs of ever breaking up

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Does The Slenderman pay his taxes?

Yes

No

Doesn't apply to an elderich being

Voting ended onDec 10, 2023