[thesituation]

open tumblr, see something that pisses me off, write a snarky post, delete it, write a slightly more earnest post, edit it for 5 minutes, delete it, close tumblr

[oasisbreakup]

[hydrocities-left]

If you don’t like rice then idk man get well soon I guess

[hydrocities-left]

all the bitches in the notes saying that rice sucks need to remember that rice backwards is ecir which means absolutely nothing. just like their opinion

[angelicguy]

just something i whipped up for pride month. youre welcome gay community

[angelicguy]

it was nothing really

[reddeliciouspositivity]

red delicious are pretty good

[dogpuppy]

[st-hedge]

Well happy pride month to this anon and the terrible pun

[gay--dog]

you are hopelessly addicted to toys. get help

i can stop playing any time i want

[grawly]

The Cased Closed dub is good like, 80% of the time

[dogpuppy]

[ev-prime]

the only good purchase i’ve ever made was spending too much money for a cel from this fucking song

[moffpup]

went to Me island and I was there yesss

[czl]

In American culture it is considered “bad luck” to leave the stove on when you’re not using it

[gay-chef-boyardee]

Hey dude. Couldn't help but notice that the peaceful backing music cut out when you fixed me with a glare uncharacteristic of the traits we've seen you display so far. What was that all about.

[korrasamibottles]

Not enough people talking about how well broccoli holds a sauce

[skimble-shanks-the-railway-cat]

Receiving a Werther’s Derivative from my poser grandma

[funstyle]

i dont wanna play the game in the mobile ad but i guess it's not about what i want