pool boy at the vampire mansion

call me jesse! ✌ 20s, he/it, transmasc ⚣, white

[qrowpilled]

hi im jesse welcome to whataburger. here’s some links u can click.

📝 carrd / about

🎨 art blog

☕ ko-fi

💸 commissions

[cringe6ever]

Artfight attack for @okidraw

Long live Tragedy ৻( •̀ ᗜ •́ ৻)

[piranesies]

they should invent putting on sunscreen that doesn't feel like putting on sunscreen

[amazoogle]

some bozo with the username laundryguy47 keeps jumping in to all my Halo matches and ruining them. what he does is he turns them into some kinda laundry RP. ok, listen, what i mean is, when he joins the game he gets on mic and tells everyone to go to a certain spot on the map and pretend like its a coin operated laundromat and we're all doing laundry there. and they just do it. everybody stops killing eachother like you're supposed to in the game and they go pretend to do laundry for the whole match. nobody even questions it, they all just do it like thats normal. but that's not normal. its sickening and it cant be allowed to continue

[amazoogle]

some of the sessions have been kinda fun though i gotta say. there's actually quite a bit more depth to pretend laundry than you might think. lately ive been experimenting with pretending to use fabric softener

[wolfythewitch]

Do you guys wanna see the version of bloodymary im somewhat invested in

[wolfythewitch]

Imagine you float up from near death and some old guy is poking you in the face and humming

[wolfythewitch]

Okay wait one more

[hannbl]

[chrollo-tw]

me after I eliminated 21,042 people

[free-my-mindd]

[wyrm-boy]

[liquidstar]

Please help me out if you can!!!! (Only if you can!!!!)

Insurance completely fucked me over with my hrt, even though I was told it'd be covered initially

Cvs wouldn't accept my coupon because it's a controlled substance

Part of me feels discouraged, like transitioning is only for rich or lucky people

But in the future I'll try a different pharmacy, and hopefully things will be okay

For now though I'm kind of in the red and I need help recovering this month. Please please please if you're able I would really appreciate any help. If there's anything I can do in return feel free to ask. I can do commissions at a lower price (seeinge the understanding that it'll probably take a while for me to finish)

PayPal and Venmo

If you aren't able please don't feel too bad I understand things are rough rn for lots of us. Thank you to everyone I love you have a nice day

[xenasaur]

we need legislation banning games >100GB

[xenasaur]

OPTIMIZE YOUR SHIT BETTER THERE IS NO EXCUSE FOR A 150GB GAME!!!

[xenasaur]

upon reviewing the notes I'm changing my position. games must be <50GB. no more mandatory 8k uncompressed textures!!! I don't believe in 8k I think it's fake

[xenasaur]

to be clear games really ought to be around 20 gigs or less. but I think in the spirit of generosity and mercy we won't criminally prosecute the developers until the file sizes breaks 50

[creamypancakebatter]

Helldivers 2 heard you and went from 156 to 23

[xenasaur]

wait is that real

just looked it up. holy fuck. they did it by de-duplicating assets. I'm just. my jaw is on the floor. supposedly duplicating assets helps load times on HDDs but. holy fuck at what cost

[somespicycheese]

it's worse than that: The Helldivers devs were told that duplicating assets would help HDD load times, but then they actually tested it and it had basically zero effect on load times!

So they had more than sextupled the size of their game by following industry standard practice that actually did basically nothing!

[spiribia]

it doesn't matter to cats what kind of bad week you're going through, they'll come into your room and start doing repeated bulldozer attacks on you

[wolfythewitch]

Doodles

[wolfythewitch]

1 2 3 carapaces on me

Pebbles at the back

Any questions, clarifications, violent reactions?

[wolfythewitch]

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[redstonedust]

a week into artfight i would like to give out the following reminders: it is okay if you thought you were going to participate but ended up not having time. it is fine if you started out enthused and then lost steam. you do not owe anyone revenges. you are not 'behind' and you are not letting anybody down. it is a silly little game for fun. do not forget this.

[dinomoder]

Rocky always choose Grace 💫

[dinomoder]

Grace in a skirt :3

[funstyle]

I saw someone spell it "whimsicle" today. Like popsicle

[t00thpasteface]

me before i get my paycheck: i'm so excited to spend this on essentials and save the rest wisely

me as soon as that direct deposit hits: you know i've always wanted to learn the theremin