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Ship bingo! I couldn't find any that fit my preferences so I made my own. Feel free to reblog/repost!

all you new fandom members need to QUIET DOWN oh my god you're going to get us KILLED. we're happy to have you but if you keep talking about BULLSHIT like PUBLISHING fanfic for MONEY, Anne Rice is going to come back from the dead to KILL US. looking at YOU, maurauders fans, heated rivalry fans, byler fans...out here giving out interviews to news channels SHUT UP. we're going to have to start setting off firecrackers to keep the rent down.

writtenoffantihero

Google says it’s no different than checking IDs at the airport.

This is just another form of censorship, control of what we can/can't see and engage with, and another means of getting our private information.

monarchofmonsters

Alternative forks of AOSP (Android Open-Source Project) which are not maintained by Google and will not be affected by this:

LineageOS (I use this one)

Graphene OS

Functionally they are virtually identical to stock Android. Android began as an open-source project, and these versions are built off of that.

Fuck Google.

mordcore

amiibo-king

for those like me who cannot install alternative android forks on their phone because the phone in question is thoroughly unrootable, I would recommend downloading anyapk on your phone while you still can. In their own words:

anyapk is a lightweight Android application installer that bypasses Google's developer verification requirements by using local ADB (Android Debug Bridge) connections. Smoothly install any APK file on your device without restrictions, gatekeepers, or corporate approval.

If you're reading this after Google's lockdown date and are unable to install anyapk the regular way, there is a method outlined on the github linked above which tells you how to install anyapk on your phone by plugging it into a computer with ADB installed on it. Once you have anyapk on your phone, you will not have to do that ever again (unless you delete anyapk off your phone)

aromanticbastards

[Description for the first image:

a tweet by @/Pirat_Nation:

From September 2026, all apps, including those outside the Play Store, must come from verified developers.

No more anonymous sideloads. No quick comebacks for malware gangs.

First: Brazil, Indonesia, Singapore, Thailand.

end description]

chromalogue

[Description for the second image: a post from jrepin that reads:

"Sideloading" is the rentseeker word for "being able to run software of your choosing on a computing device you purchased". There is no reasonable case for an operating system developer having a say over what programs you run on your hardware.

--Eugen Rochko of Mastodon https://mastodon.social/@Gargron/115093185284473606]

macholatcho

i know nothing about fanf anymore besides like afton family reacts from 2020 but i really like stephanie. waiter. more stephanie please ok i like your art its very cute unc

Funny you say that cuz I had this in the back burner for a while

draculas-secret-blog

yeah let’s put mister Simon “grew up in a cult and is now experiencing bodily autonomy for the first time” Iron Lung in the same biodome as Ryland “hasn’t felt the touch of something non mechanical or non alien against his skin in several years” Grace. I’m sure nothing will occur.

paper-lilypie

devious-melon

guh

just sum sun

dimentastic

this is me every time my mii's interact with each other. game of the year 2026

queerofthedagger

the fun thing about having a mental health crashout in your thirties is that sure yeah you're crashing out, but at the same time there's a part of you standing across the room smoking ben affleck style, going yeah yeah you're crashing out. you crashed out before you will crash out again can we wrap this up yet. and the most annoying part about it is that they're right, and that that does Not stop you from crashing out even a little. love and light on planet earth.

queerofthedagger

me, strongly dissociating, staring into space:

cunt-ass part of my brain swigging whiskey from across the room: yeah yeah you're not real we get it. that's not gonna get the dishes done and the trash taken out tho is it 🤨

cazziehq

not a single braincell here

bamsara

i thought you were joking do you actually put your coffee in the fuckin microwave??? doesnt it get burnt??

yeah to heat it up sometimes, im still gonna drink it. coffee is expensive

bamsara

I own a kettle yeah, I just don't use it

bamsara

the notes are very divided on this post of microwave vs kettle

i feel like you guys would be horrified to know ive used the grill and a pot to heat up my coffee before

bamsara

hey gang i think we're all taking how we like to warm up our drinks a little too seriously

writing-prompt-s

A boy washed up on the shore of a sleepy village. You took him in, fed him, and gave him a home. When soldiers came through town looking for the lost prince, he started shaking, tearily requesting that you harbor him.

ohcashewart

kosmogrl

omg the new emoji 🫪🫪🫪🫪

kosmogrl

🫪🫪🫪

kosmogrl

for those that can’t see it

couldbeglorious

i love him on android their eyes are even more off-center

cee4bugza

i don’t usually talk outside of tags but this was really funny to me

jakeperalta

not using AI genuinely feels like the rest of the world is experiencing some kind of mass amnesia. if someone says they never use it, the immediate response is that can't be true because "everyone" uses it to write their emails or answer their questions. saw a comment suggesting that not using chatgpt to write an essay is "like the 90s". girl I graduated in 2021 and we weren't doing that! how is it that everyone has suddenly forgotten that they were entirely capable of doing these things all by themselves for their entire lives up until the past few years!! am I going crazy!!!

allthingswhumpyandangsty

this and also fanfic writers choosing to write a chapter a year, because they don’t want to write more often than that, or abandoning their works entirely because they lose interest and don’t feel like continuing anymore is also a valid reason, and you’re an entitled asshole if you attack, guilt trip or shame them for it (being sad/disappointed is completely okay and normal, you can’t control how your mind feels and reacts to something, what matters is that you respect the author’s decision and don’t be a dick to them about it).

fanfic writers write for themselves and their own enjoyment. they’re kind enough to let you read their works for free. they don’t owe you any explanation. they don’t owe you the details of their personal lives. they don’t owe you anything.