Person 1: I hade goldfish at 1am, does that count as today?
Person 2: Technically, yes.
Person 3: spiritually, no.

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Person 1: I hade goldfish at 1am, does that count as today?
Person 2: Technically, yes.
Person 3: spiritually, no.
I love this, this is great <3
I keep thinking I’m popular. But I just get followed and likes by fake dating bots smh. Reality is a cruel thing.
"Nurse, I fell horrible today, hand me my crime knife." "Sir, the patent is still awake!" "Exactly Jenifer, that's why it's a crime knife."
ATTENTION ALL SHOPPERS, MY SOUL IS ON SALE IN THE WALMART BARGIN BIN, THAT IS ALL, THANK YOU.
Update: Wait what the f uck I’m here, what.
gentle reminder that if u feel hungry soon after eating, it might be bc you’re eating mostly carbs without adding enough protein. try eating a handful of nuts or smthing alongside your next meal.
i should do this, I really should.
Crap, I forgot to make a shitty joke on here in a while. I should that, that would be nice.
Dude's out here proving how rpg inventories really are possible
Hey real quick why am I turned on
lost it at the collapsible staff
Unrealistic? only two rocks
I swear, this was just me when I had 60+ pencils in my pocket and I just slowly started pulling them asking people “Do you want a pencil” in a really odd voice.
Fun Fact!
Sometimes people call me “The Problem Solver”
But that can be a real mouthful to say, so they shortened it down to
“The Problem”
Should I start describing music videos terribly in one sentence every day?
ok but my favorite thing about tiktok is getting to judge people’s apartments
so,,, you assume they have money to decorate?
holy shit i’m not complaining about people who can’t afford furniture and throw blankets, everyone is broke right now. this is me specifically complaining about minimalism as a mindset. teenagers in the early 2000s were broke and we still knew to use:
cheap fandom posters from walmart or whatever
shit we (or our friends) doodled, taped to the fucking wall
literal pages torn out of magazines, like i said in my tags
corkboard & collages & random photos we liked
decals & stickers, glow-in-the-dark stars, $7 fairy lights
blankets/tapestries/scarves nailed to the wall (this is iffy bc cultural appropriation, but some of the designs were chill)
“art prints” aka illustrated pages cut out from books (i defaced a few library books in my time for this purpose, sorry)
tiny fucking cacti with those stupid straw flowers glued on
photos of your favorite boy band printed off the school printer, i literally don’t care
vinyl records. we literally taped our parents old records to the wall. anything to avoid blank space.
hats. we got nail/adhesive clips and used our walls as a fucking hat rack. we should NOT have been wearing that many fedoras but damn they made nice decor
i don’t care if it looks cheap or whatever, add some COLOR to your space. the minimalist aesthetic of the 2010s has fucking infected us to the point if we can’t afford fancy shit, we just leave space empty, rather than heaven forbid fill it with affordable fun stuff we like.
21st century decorating is basically 19th cent British cuisine–once the lower classes could afford spices (aka the culinary equivalent of color & razzmatazz), the upper/middle classes stopped using them. better be bland and tasteless than be *shudders* accessible to the masses.
minimalism is fucking boring. TAPE STUFF TO WALLS AGAINÂ
hi gaud do u like my room ?
oh this SLAPS
I just pinned 3 paper plates to my wall to give my room SOME decoration until I decide what I want to decorate my wall with.
I licked a milk and I’m proud of it
I licked my lover bc I can
...
I kissed my teacher because it’s my hobby.
I’m suing someone, and I’m not sure who yet.
scrolling through your blog feels like getting smacked repeatedly with a rubber mallet
That’s the goal, everyone who goes through here is getting tenderized
At the end of the day, we’re all just steak.
You may not like it, but this is the ideal form.
You have no idea how much I want to eat that person
Would that count as cannibalism?
Are you going to add cannibalism to your list of crimes?
Is it already on there?
Oh but may I remind you that I’m a goose, I can eat as many humans as I want without moral ramifications. And while I may have committed many crimes, eating my fellow goose is not among their number. Eating humans however…
I’m fucking locking my doors and windows and reciting my favorite poetry to calm me.
scrolling through your blog feels like getting smacked repeatedly with a rubber mallet
That’s the goal, everyone who goes through here is getting tenderized
At the end of the day, we’re all just steak.
You may not like it, but this is the ideal form.
You have no idea how much I want to eat that person
Would that count as cannibalism?
Are you going to add cannibalism to your list of crimes?
Is it already on there?
scrolling through your blog feels like getting smacked repeatedly with a rubber mallet
That’s the goal, everyone who goes through here is getting tenderized
At the end of the day, we’re all just steak.
You may not like it, but this is the ideal form.
scrolling through your blog feels like getting smacked repeatedly with a rubber mallet
That’s the goal, everyone who goes through here is getting tenderized
At the end of the day, we’re all just steak.