We took the BART. Bay Area Bae Transit. Out of the city. To southern California. The herd first went to Richmond, on accident, then hoofed it after us.
"Let's see what's NOW, yet again," I said.
On the line platoon what do I see
Lines of men with silver Jump Wings
Whether all balls or brains
Old ass Batman needs a boyfriend Robin's Paul Dini
At land's end
Colussus of Rhodes on the lawn again
Always solve society with it our with our its Ills
Macy's greeting Woolsworth with a hand in the till
Wearing Honey Badger and minx irradiate with the fur
Couple Js in the ash tray, style motherfucker
Take a bath in the champagne, wild motherfucker
I am the kind of motherfucker eats beef starting only at the teats
Thrash a rainforest just for the leeks
Two equine next to each the species of oxen take Zebu on the beach
Beat Bloodhound Gang in Sribbage
That's the Tenured Professor never audits never teaches
Made out of wax never speaks
Like the Navy SEAL in the air will never see the beach
Hears no greeen light whistles politely until tea
I am the polital mascot with the teeth
Always submit to and or with all those
And present and to any savage beast
On the line platoon what do I see
Lines of men with Jump Wings
Whether all balls or brains
I wake up to lazers in Contra catch
Float to catch lime disease call it Super C
Eunice dial tone won't leave me alone
I'll Request a manager or Eunice's assistant
The thought on my my mind is always pleasant
Cornish game hens with mushrooms wild pheasant
Hustlin' beaver bifurcated outside his home
EPA eminent domain leave those bees alone
Federal officers need a taste
You know I ain't trucking until
Woodpeckers and blunderbbusses
Are locked down tight good all over the place
It's all Greek to me ob your knees
From to sea to coast to shining sea
Crowns dentures wooden teeth put 'em in yeah Bart Simpson at the carnival yeah
Osprey hydralic fluid leak
ZZ Top on the Squeeze box Dr. Demento as meteor man taser shock
G Damn Yankee's Bonestripper mercy pleas
Play Mousetrap inherit the Planet Earth meek
White shark trumps an Orca
Or that bifuricated beaver in a two-piece
I’m a duct‑tape, paint‑scrape Sailor Officer in the sea lane
Couple screws in my pocket, wild home improver pineapple
Hammer in my hand, man, I don’t use brains
Took a bath in the juice Crown Apple
Straight from the stations, dawg, dodging sparks walking to the store
Dollar for a bolt I lost, proud rail moved
Blew up the microwave trying to fix the clock
Now I’m top floor, yelling dude I see Neptune in the daylight
Here the President's own in the daylight
Nothing unbecoming let's see what's Amore
Only number blowing up my phone
Is from Home Depot, swear they never leave me alone
’Cause they know when I pick up, I’ma buy another cone
Of paint I don’t need for a room I don’t own
I be keeping tools in the horse foam, yeah
I should be on the cover with my middle finger
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