ive witnessed the birth of several new tropes in my time in fandom, but none as innovative as "what if this male character woke up with a magic vagina"
Happy 28th appreciation day loves!
Hope y'all are taking care of yourselves, that this winter treats you well and you have amazing holidays! Here are all the amazing fics that got me through this month! Don't shy away from leaving comments and kudos!!
cut your teeth on my heart by turnyourankle/@turnyourankle | [94.6k]
Louis has worked as a security officer for years, but he's handed his first opportunity to be team lead. The assignment is nothing like what he expected.
Harry has spent years trying to distance himself from the pressure of the Twist name and legacy. But it's going to be hard to avoid when his mum hires him a bodyguard.
Porcupine by sweetkalachuchi/@neverforpickles | [82.2k]
Louis, a broke omega librarian, finds his quiet life in Vienna turned upside down when he meets a charming four-year-old boy named Venus, who insists that Louis is his "Mama." When Venus's father, Harry—a powerful and dangerous mafia leader—offers Louis a lucrative job as the boy's full-time nanny, Louis steps into a world where love and danger are deeply intertwined.
As Louis grows closer to Harry and Venus, he discovers the perilous secrets of Harry's underworld life. Their unexpected connection sparks a passionate romance, but with Harry's enemies closing in, Louis must navigate a treacherous path where his heart and life are at risk. This is a thrilling tale of love, danger, and the irresistible pull of two souls drawn together against all odds.
Don't Want Shelter by kingsofeverything/@kingsofeverything | [76.6k]
Louis and Harry have known each other all their lives. Friends as children, they danced around each other as teenagers, and have spent the last twenty-five years either screaming at each other or not speaking at all. Except for that one time ten years ago…
When Hurricane Nicole threatens the coast, they end up stuck together in their families' old vacation home that they begrudgingly co-own.
During the storm, and in the months after, they’re both forced to reevaluate their history and what they mean to each other.
if we were butterflies by blueskiesrry/ @blueskiesrry | [52.6k]
“Is this how I used to look at you?” His hand hovers just over the collarbone of the sculpture, like he’s caught between wanting to touch and wanting to pull away, wanting to leave and wanting to stay.
Eyes stuck on Harry, unaware of anything else in the room, Louis whispers, “Something like that,” wondering now if he ever quite did it justice.
or: after recruiting harry to model for his sculptures and coming to know all his edges, louis loses him to a life more prosperous than he can provide. he finds harry again four years later.
Tied to Fate by littlelouishiccups/ @littlelouishiccups | [52.3k]
After his estranged father’s death, Harry inherits a castle in England that has belonged to his family for generations and he knows nothing about. When he breaks up with his boyfriend, Harry decides England is the perfect place for a small vacation. He isn’t prepared to meet Louis Tomlinson, a ghost who once lived in the castle and has haunted it for over five hundred years. He’s even more unprepared to fall in love with him.
Something in the way by momentofclarity/@gaycousinlarry | [40.4k]
Then he looks up and is met by the greenest eyes on this side of the state border. Harry Styles grins wildly at him, dimple deep in his cheek as his eyes sparkle.
Hope Floats 90’s AU. When Louis Tomlinson finds out his wife is cheating on him with his best friend, he packs up his life and takes his daughter back to his childhood hometown to start anew. The problem is—he’s not so sure he’s moving forwards rather than backwards. What he finds in the small Texas town is a whole lot of memories, people who think they still know him and a man who’s spent the past decade waiting for his return.
MARRIED FOR A WEEK?! by gravitycentered/ @zaptains | [20.4k]
Hi guys :) You might recognize Harry from one or two of my old videos .. I was tagged in the Married for a week challenge so I asked him to be my husband ! We had to live together for a week and take each other out on a couple romantic dates and that, check out the video to see how it went :) Give it a like if you enjoyed and maybe subscribe if you haven't already. Love you all
- Louis x
There's No Mate Better Than Womb-Mates by jaerie/@jaerie | [13k]
On the last day of school, Louis decides losing his virginity to one of his high school crushes. The next day, he sleeps with his crush's twin brother. When Louis learns he's pregnant and loses his scholarship, he finds himself shamed and completely alone in the world. He turns to OnlyFans to pay the bills.
Sex Drunk Suckerpunch by thinlines/@thinlinez | [7k]
“Damn, Tommo, hit the jackpot this time? Which old bird or geezer gifted you that? Is it that mad bloke Cowell? Fuck! Did you give him a good dicking?”
Louis’ face twisted in disgust as he shoved Niall off. “Don’t say shit like that. Fucking gross.” He shook his head, shuddering at the thought.
“Well? Who is it? Who’s willing to spend that much on you?”
Louis had to hightail into his room and lock the door to avoid Niall’s insistent questions.
He sank down on his bed, carefully putting the Rolex back onto its cushion before noticing a folded note underneath the padding.
Hello Louis, I’ve heard from Helene about you. Please contact me when you get this. All the love, H.
“H?” Louis pushed back his long fringe.
OR Sugar Baby Louis did what any sugar baby should avoid doing but (clichely) end up doing anyways, that is, failing for his sugar mama.
'Sup by MediaWhore/@mediawhorefics | [6k]
Gemma really wants her little brother to sign up for a dating app and get back in the game after a messy divorce. Harry thinks he’s way too old to swipe. They compromise to devastatingly embarrassing results.
Meanwhile, all Louis wants is to finish the play he’s been commissioned to write, but one of the regulars at his local coffee shop keeps distracting him.
ft. older larry, pushy gemma, harry being a disaster gay and silver fox louis.
Necessities of Nesting by haztobegood/@haztobegood | [5k]
“I know this is a sensitive topic and you probably don’t want to talk about your nest with me. But I have a friend that teaches nesting classes. Maybe they could help.”
“So you agree: my nest sucks and I’m a shit omega.”
That thunder in the distance (I know you're getting close) by Anonymous | [4k]
The grip on his hair tightens once more, Harry’s head now being lifted backwards. With thunder crackling loudly around them, Louis clenches his jaw, not stopping his rhythm, “Try again,” He barks out, “Who am I to you?”
“My God!” Harry cries out, tears now threatening to spill. “You're my God. You, fuckkkk, you own me and I serve you. I’m just your–” A whine slips out of Harry, his head growing fussier as he gets closer to his climax, “I’m just a hole for you Sir.”
“That’s right,” Louis breaths, sounding smug. “This hole belongs to me. It’s mine to fuck. It’s mine to eat. It’s mine to impregnate. You want that? You want me to fuck a baby into you?” He leans down and licks Harry’s earlobe. Whispering he adds, “Want me to make you a mommy?”
OR, God of Thunder Louis pays Harry a visit on Halloween.
Do Not Falter (There's a Star Ahead) by LadyLondonderry/@londonfoginacup | [2k]
It's Christmas Eve, and every single one of Louis' family members are crowded inside his little flat. Really, what more could he ask for on his birthday?
The present he never knew he wanted - in the form of an omega from his past - might just make this his most memorable Christmas.
Look what you made me do(when you look the way you do) by Dreaminrainbows/ @dreaminrainbows | [2k]
“Lou,” he practically whines, knees knocking together, looking at him with those beautiful big doe eyes under his lashes, an innocent seductress,” Wh-what are you doing here?” he pulls at the hem of his pink tee, big black letters reading TOP sprawled across his chest, he looks like he wants to simultaneously cross his hands over his chest and hide but also show it off. Louis knows he wanted to show it off, otherwise he wouldn't have gone outside so boldly with it.
"The Demon you’re trying to summon is currently unavailable." by red_panda28/@red-pandaaa | [666]
“We’re sorry, the Demon you’re trying to summon is currently unavailable. Your ritual is important to us. Please hold--” Harry sighed and hung up, glowering at his phone.
“Go with the time they said. It will make things easier they said. They didn’t mention they’d still be putting me on fucking hold,” he muttered.
OR
Witch Harry tries to summon a Demon on Halloween
A Haunting in Doncaster by disgruntledkittenface/@disgruntledkittenface | [666]
Harry has been haunting Louis for awhile, waiting for her to watch her episode of Forensic Files.
She can't believe it when Louis skips it.
Love Will Tear Us Apart ʚɞ Traducción ya se encuentra completa u disponible en mis perfiles de Wattpad y AO3 para que vayan a enamorarse y disfrutar de una bella historia. Gracias a ilove1dbro por confirme su trabajo y permitirme compartirlo con ustedes. ¡La aventura nos aguarda!
Love Will Tear Us Apart ʚɞ Translation is now complete or available on my Wattpad and AO3 profiles so you can go and fall in love and enjoy a beautiful story. Thanks to @ilove1dbro for trusting her work to me and allowing me to share it with you. The adventure awaits us!
Louis’ House (Traducción) está completa y lista para ustedes en mis perfiles de Wattpad y AO3! Gracias a @ilove1dbro por confiar en mi para compartir con ustedes esta historia en mi idioma ¡corran a leer!
Louis' House (Translation) is complete and ready for you! Thanks to @ilove1dbro for trusting me to share this story with you in my language, run and read!
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