dr. evil pervert MD

he/him, 20s fan of lando hole my fics

[qualitysaccount]

we love clingy Oscar ;)

[palimpsezt]

holy shit poser boy was. something. like genuinely the way i reread it three times already because everytime i notice a small detail i missed before. the way it all makes sense when lando said we instead of i. etc. PLEASE write something similar again im begging you i’ll do anything

i’m a huge fan of creepy stuff. i’d LOVE to write erotic horror filth at some point. i was watching Obsession in the theatre the other day and kept noticing similarities between it and poster boy, which was kind of interesting. it sent me straight back into that fic and made me wanna write another chapter

not totally sure what you mean by something similar, but i’m guessing you mean the whole unnatural obsession/depravity/ppl behaving like they’ve fused into one terrible shared decision kind of thing. if so! i’m definitely ruminating on similar things and coming up with ideas for works like that

[palimpsezt]

i’m not even kidding when i tell you that to the bone is the most breath taking story i’ve ever read. i wish i could immediately forget about it and read it over and over and over and over again

this is incredibly kind, thank you! it’s an insane thing to say to a person and i will be carrying it around for the next 6-8 months. chapter 7 is in the works and it’s coming along. i’ve also been messing around with a new long-form project lately. it’s quite different from my usual stuff, but it’s similar in the way that it’s a slow burn. hopefully i can finish brushing it up and start sharing it soon!

[palimpsezt]

Hi. I recently read your fic “off the record” and I feel as fucked out as Lando was by the end of the fic. Heart beating fast, knees weak, brain turned to mush. It was a work of art. You are incredibly talented and if you wanted to. You could write for a living. You’d make insane money from it.

completely valid reaction to off the record lol, glad you liked it. writing in any form is the dream of course, even better if i’m publishing something and more people get to read it. currently too swamped with other obligations to focus on that solely but i rlly appreciate the interest :]

[palimpsezt]

pls pls write more pussy!lando stuff I devoured ur latest fic it’s just tew good know that u have a fan for life now! Ur a wonderful writer and you manage to write their dynamics in such an interesting way every single time.

more filth is always brewing in the lab even if it’s at a pace of 50 words a day. i just follow whatever writing whim possesses me and sometimes that whim is giving lando a vagina lol. i had a lot of fun with poster boy, so more pussy lando works are pretty much imminent. thank you for reading !

[palimpsezt]

hello! I didn't know where else to contact you, so I'm writing here. I would like to translate your fanfiction "to the bone" into Russian and post the translation on a local website (of course with a note of authorship and all the links!). Would you mind that? And by the way, how are you doing with the seventh chapter of this fanfiction?)

hello. first of all, this is such a lovely ask to open my inbox to. i’m honored that you’d want to spend the time and effort translating to the bone. you have my blessing lol. i’d love to know what site you’re planning to post it on, and if you do end up translating it, please show me the finished version! i just think it’d be really cool to see.

as for chapter 7… chapter 7 and i are currently in a toxic situationship but we’re still seeing each other. it is, unfortunately, behaving exactly like every chapter i’ve written. that said, it’s coming along. the ending exists. i know where we’re going. the words are just emerging from the earth at the pace of an archaeological dig. but it is coming together, and i’m hoping to have it out soon. thank you for reaching out and thank you for caring enough about the story to ask. means a lot !

[eightyonefour]

📸: george__.jpg

[palimpsezt]

hi!!! how are you? i hope you're doing great, i just have a slightly question, in "poster boy" does oscar knows that lando has a demon with him?? its just english is not my first language and i just want to make sure that i read everything right, and that i didn't miss anything. SORRY IF I WROTE SOMETHING WRONG, THE FIC IS BEAUTIFUL, have a wonderful day!!! :)

hey!! thank you so much, i'm glad you liked it. i’m doing well. you wrote everything perfectly. to answer your question: yes. oscar definitely knows. he spent way too much time scouring the internet for answers, and he found enough ppl corroborating the theory for him to be sure. lando is the one who suspects smth supernatural is afoot but isn’t certain.

there’s definitely a ton of lore that i wasn't talented enough to cram into chapter 4 without it feeling messy, so what's there right now is all we've got for the moment :’D idk if i wanna give away everything though, because there’s a chance i add another chapter.

thank you again!

[palimpsezt]

can u do a fic where lando’s is the bsf of Oscar’s daughter/son 😭😭I love age gap

what if i said i genuinely have something similar currently fermenting in my gdocs.. i’ve been sitting on this vision where lando’s freshly out of a job, he’s been fund-cut and shown the door. he’s spiraling and he turns to a friend who happens to be dripping in generational wealth

the friend tries to throw money at him, but lando’s got that scrap of pride left, so the compromise is: ‘fine don't take the charity, go work for my dad.’ (the dad being oscar. shock)

Oscar’s filthy rich and miserable and currently getting absolutely liquidated in a divorce. since lando actually has that hospitality degree gathering dust, he ends up as a sort of glorified groundskeeper/live-in maid for him.

totally ethical age gap. lando’s trying so hard to be a good little professional, playing the straight-laced heterosexual guy while he tries to pretend oscar doesn’t perfectly fit the porn categories he usually goes for. and oscar the curmudgeon(lol) finds himself being pulled by lando’s charm

it’s very early days wattpad i’m y/n and my mom sold me to one direction, but i think it can be done nicely

[nicolegendary]

ive witnessed the birth of several new tropes in my time in fandom, but none as innovative as "what if this male character woke up with a magic vagina"

[cerealbowlbxtch]

q: "you don't really rely on any other drivers for support?"

oscar:

he does NAWT fw those hoes omg 😭😭😭

[vivineed2sleep]

type shit

[palimpsezt]

The way I have already reread poster boy and it's not even finished yet.. your pen is amazing sweetie

god’s bravest soldier for rereading while i’m still out here deciding how many chapters i want it to be. but im really glad you’re liking it so far!

[palimpsezt]

Have you seen thiss

https://www.tumblr.com/vivineed2sleep/812498442968514560/type-shit?source=share

i had in fact not seen this and now i'm just staring at it like....the detail of the moles and their serratus anterior muscles...soooooo unbelievably sexy my brain is losing all its wrinkles 😵 thank u anon

[xsxxpz]

At the moment when Lando held the letter in front of his face, it felt like Oscar was standing in front of him, and Lando was attacking him with that look up through his lashes.…

[bowll43]

More doodles

[papaya-gremlins]

The concept of Oscar being so focused on yapping into Lando's ear that he not only ignores Brad Pitt but also completely FORGETS that he even MET Brad Pitt when his mom asks him later, meanwhile Mr Brad Pitt looming right over Oscar's shoulder

Incredible levels of whipped they are so insane to me

He's just a smitten kitten

no fr i cackled because how does that even happen 💀 so he met brad pitt but didn’t talk to him because “what are you going to say to that old guy” but then there’s video evidence that oscar was fully turned away from him because lando was there pleaseeeeee that’s so funny

oscar said “sir i only have one old guy on my mind and it’s not you” lol it’s landoscar and their age gap relationship until the end of time