Breanna.

[browsedankmemes]

[thehottestdesignershades]

[smittywerbenjegarmanjensen]

[gemini]

My phone: *incoming call* Me: 🔫👀

[progressivefriends]

[craigslits]

[slimetony]

[lonelywoodland]

Randy P. Martin

[forrestmankins]

[shoelight]

cop: can you describe the guy who stabbed you

me: yeah he was not very friendly

[antiocial]

[galaxys4-deactivated20180402]

“u know that feel when no gf” no actually i dont because im a MANLY MAN who plays SEVERAL sports am i right my fellow sportsmen

[twerkingwhiteboy-deactivated201]

name all seven sports

[galaxys4-deactivated20180402]

ball throw

ball catch

ball run

ball kick

shoot ball

dong touch

memes

get fuckin wrecked

[shindysbaby]

you know what sucks? everything bye

[chessys]

my husband of twenty years: i love you me: he’s just saying that to be nice

[fstw-deactivated20141229]

[unclefather]

Why

[yungcourt]

[joshpeck]

now THIS is a sponsored post

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

oh my god i'm cleaning out my desk and i found my first phone

it was a fucking house phone that i was so stoked to have because it was mine that i kept in my own room and i cannot believe technology has progressed at the speed of FUCKING light to the point where this is a hilarious artifact to have had in like 6th grade and now theres kindergarteners with iphones

[princess-peridot]

How did you know if you dialed the right number

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

each button made a different tone so the numbers you dialed a lot became a subconscious melody in your head and if you hit the wrong button by accident it would sound like a wrong note in a song you know by heart

[teaboot]

i can’t beleive that is a legitimate question in my lifetime

[notevensneaky]

Other acceptable answer: the wrong person answers on the other end.

[propitlikeithot]

Another acceptable answer: the robot lady comes on the phone and tells you number doesn’t exist.

[c-o-n-e-bvse]

Shit yall

[gbabeeshanz]

I feel so old

😩😩

[dmvkidcudi]

The fact that there are little people alive who don’t know a thing about this is crazy

[crochetninja]