when will i get bitten by a vampire like i deserve
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when will i get bitten by a vampire like i deserve
*the entirety of the twilight Renaissance at all times*
i’m gonna say it:
bella and edward’s dance at the prom was more romantic than their entire wedding
It’s the Catherine Hardwick effect babey
Edward: it’s amazing, Bella...I’ve never met a vampire with as much self control as you....you’re the most controlled newborn and vampire the world has ever seen ever...
Rosalie and Carlisle, literally standing there: so, fuck us I guess
@emmettmccartycullen
edward: …normal human girls usually wore makeup, even here in this wet place. Bella never wore makeup, nor should she. The cosmetics industry made billions of dollars a year from women who were trying to attain skin like hers…
me @ smeyer:
#thats me everytime smeyer uses her special tool: misogyny (via @rosalieisgaynow)
the Cullens would have to stop going to high school bc gen z is too powerful and would sniff out their obviously bizarre immortal energy in seconds like bloodhounds and expose them as literal vampires within days
like I'm barely gen z but these teenagers are on a totally different level of unhinged funny I've seen their tik toks. the Cullens literally don't stand a chance they're just gonna have to settle one day for a small school where everyone acknowledges that those are the vampire kids. and they all agree to just not tell anyone like the crowd in the Hannah Montana movie.
Edward Cullen getting bullied by gen Z'ers in the hallways being called "sucker" because he rambled on for 30 minutes in history class about world war one until someone snapped said "ok we get it Nosferatu you were there and fucked Ferdinand himself"
if we’re mutuals, and I don’t care whether we’ve been mutuals for twelve (12) minutes or three (3) years, you can send me a message any time about any thing. family life is shit? bitch, tell me about it and even if I can’t help, I can listen. struggling with mental illness and feel like you can’t talk to anyone? talk to me. literally. you always can. saw a cute cat? SEND THAT BITCH MY WAY
any vampires who need permission 2 enter my house….. u have my permission…. u wanna come through my window in a flurry of fog & wind? u can do that….. wanna drink my blood & take me away to ur big vampire castle? alright friend, go for it
Source on Edward being “the dumbest bitch alive”?
You fucking know what this is about
can y’all imagine how terrifying victoria would’ve been in eclipse if rachelle kept her role?? I was watching eclipse the other day and bryce really tries but she doesn’t have the feline qualities or pure confidence that rachelle had. like we could have had it all with rachelle y’know????
just got to the part in eclipse where jacob’s character is ruined
bella talks about how she‘s always felt out of place in the world but in new moon there’s a scene that really hits me. quil and embry come in to see jake and they joke around then jake starts wrestling with quil and embry walks over to bella saying “I’ve got five bucks on quil” and she smiles and says “you’re on.” and you can just see how comfortable and relaxed she feels like she fits right in with jake’s friend group and I just
thinking about how when bella first showed up at jake’s he ran up and spun her around in a hug and she smiled and sighed…
okay but garrett wrapping himself around kate and letting her shock him so that she won’t get herself hurt is the most romantic thing that happened in the whole damn series he undergoes excruciating pain at her will just to save her from herself because he loves her so much this couple deserves more recognition there i said it