Edward Cullen called me a puff then beat me up

This blog is dedicated to exposing the old-fashioned ways of the Cullen family. If you think any of them might be gay - tough luck! All of the Cullens are aggressively straight, and maybe it's better that way.

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[dickstolebyanalien]

[ozempicofficial]

[himynameisemail]

[matchagirl]

[edwardcullencalledmeapuff]

when i hear some sound making a comeback in reel form i don't permit myself to sing it

[shitpostinguniverse]

[hypnoticwinter]

[slashercatz]

[lixiesbabyhands]

how does it feel to be the funniest person on earth

[cloudswamp]

martyr by paul fryer

[michigen]

[ironpour]

[evillesbianvillain]

I dont really fuck with american pop culture and its discourses anymore but Beyonce celebrating ethnic cleansing with her tour shirt is tooooo on the nose

[evillesbianvillain]

Native genocide, manifest destiny and the west expansion is so IN today

[despazito]

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

can someone please tell me what the fuck I just saw

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

this guy is just keeping a shit ton of eels in a storm drain? There's a water filtration system down there? the water is clear?? there's crawfish?? they possibly ate the other crawfish??? there's an aquarium above the pool???? he's just tossing animals in there to be eaten maybe???

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

what kind of pit is this? what happens when it rains, do the eels get washed away? what's with the aquarium?? Is this like a well on his property or city infrastructure???

[acreaturecalledgreed]

context

source is i follow this guy on tiktok

the eel pit is a rain reservoir under his house, yes its his, yes hes allowed to do this

hes set up a filtration system so that all water going in is safe for the fishies and its an reservoir so theyre not getting wooshed away anywhere

its come pretty far along now, and theyre all doing well

the pit also has a few catfish now, and a couple crayfish

everything in the pit is named

the eels are mostly named eel puns and he can in fact tell them apart

one of the eels is named crunchwrap supreme and that one seems to be his favourite, as it he can hand feed it and its friendly with him

as for Why he made this into an eel pit the answer is basically he works at a fish husbandry store and he always wanted a bunch of eels

[tinkerbitch69]

Are they ‘trauma dumping’ or are they just discussing their life experience and you are such an asshole that you can’t stand to be confronted with information that makes you uncomfortable for 0.005 seconds???

[ruinedchildhood]

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[beesmygod]

genuinely wheezing laughing at this description of dicken's awful pet with lead poisoning

[beesmygod]

important thing i forgot to mention: i looked this up bc adam read a thing about how dicken's pet was an inspiration for poe's "the raven" and we were like "well thats not true" but now that ive looked it up, i believe it

[annabellioncourt]

Yep! Dickens cited Grip as inspiration for the talking raven in his novel Barnaby Rudge, and Poe was one of its earliest critics (literary critic here being a career title, poe quite liked the work), and he spent time in his review discussing how raven could have been utilized to a stronger effect. Some time later, he used that concept in The Raven.

Dickens was distraught at Grip's passing and had him preserved. He currently resides in the US, in the Free Library of Philadelphia's rare books archive in Pennsylvania and can be visited with appointment.

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@hydrofelicity Good stranger, pray do not hide this gem amongst the tags

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