well-lubed robot striptease

nick | he/they | 25 | meme king pan/nb | disabled | autistic if you need me, check your nearest dumpster. bioware ruined my life. mirage main for lyfe babes. ask for my origin Support Me on Ko-fi icon is me being an aesthetic piece of shit.

[huffylemon]

[dreams-in-daylight]

B A B Y

ooooo

TINY BABY

[iwishhiwasdeadl-deactivated2021]

[serendipity-paper-stars]

What hair you're blad

[heartbroken-ghost]

"stop staring at me" bro I'm dissociating, you're not that special

[lovethi5]

me, a legal adult: when i grow up,

[bibluemoon]

just like it’s important that we let people embrace and be flamboyant with their gender, we must allow people to have gender be a nonimportant part of their identity. a cis woman can love being feminine and claim her womanhood loud and proud, just like another cis woman can just be ‘whatever’ about it. a trans woman can be hyperfeminine and proud, while another can just say ‘yeah i’m a woman’ without it being a gigantic deal to her. a non-binary person doesn’t have to be constantly torn up about their gender identity to be non-binary. all experiences of gender are unique and valid in their own way.

[galadhir]

If gender makes no sense to you, you are allowed to just give up and ignore it

[movedineedthename-deactivated20]

OMG OMG OMG OMGGGG GUYSSSS *SQUEALS* HE SAID HE WOULD BE MY TEST SUBJECT!!!!

[sounds of excited girls screaming]

[procne]

noooo little german boy dont go into the drag show

[shigure]

oh mein gott this stage is full of kuntenserven

[funnytwittertweets]

[shittycryptids]

A person who made a funny face one too many times and it got stuck and now they wander seeking to inflict their curse upon others

[pumpkinspicebluntwrap]

Let’s hear it for bagel & cream cheese

[itsjustminormending]

[awbrainno]

My morning routine? That's simple: first I wake up, then I get out of bed, then I experience various ailments, maladies, afflictions, etc.

[jestergal]

i need the pic of the fucked up looking little dog from a web 1.0 site that’s caption “March Madness”

[jestergal]

artist’s rendition

[hoovywoopeans]

I made a vow years ago to always have this image on hand when someone needed it because I was in your shoes once. Enjoy, stranger.

[jestergal]

thank you. it is now march madness time.

[mysticdragon3md3]

[fred-erick-frankenstein]

[ID: a screenshot of a tweet by "Former LDS Sunday School Teacher":

We just gave our son's HS prom dress to a young lady who couldn't afford one. She asked about it and we told her it was our son's pre-transition dress. She beamed and said "that means I'll be the first girl to wear this!"

And this is why I love Gen Z. /end ID].

[spnyuri]

when they stopped putting cd drives in laptops we ALL lost

[anakinfromzadash]

anti-egg vegans are always a hoot. like, she’s not using it. it’s not fertilized. it’s going to rot and attract predators. you want me to just throw it in the trash??

[goatgodsworld]

I wanna get real for a second. As a trans guy that loves feminine shit I have for a long time felt like I needed to push all of the stuff I like down and act stereotypically masculine as to be taken seriously as a male. But the thing is assholes will always be assholes. Never sacrifice stuff that make you happy for other peoples approval.

That is of course easier said than done and you sometimes have to socially mask stuff but still when you feel safe go for it. Remember loving yourself for who you are and just vibbing with life is absolute king shit.

[ihateboys-deactivated20240714]

i’m sorry but a well loved teddy bear or stuffed animal has powers beyond what we can comprehend