[nik-of-timee]

I wish jonathan harker a very pleasant and normal business trip

[hamletteprinceofdenmark]

Everyone wish my good friend Jonathan luck, he's studying to pass the bar rn and apparently has a big work trip/promotion thingy coming up 🥺

[little-miss-rasputin-pageant]

jonathan harker on may 12th: i witnessed with abject terror as the count descended the sheer stone wall of the castle face first as a lizard would. the unmitigated horror of the spectacle haunts my waking hours like an inescapable nightmare. this man or this thing shall surely be my undoing.

jonathan harker on may 15th: saw the old bastard do the crawling trick again and honestly fuck him it's not even that impressive i don't even care anymore i hope he falls.

[evydraws]

It's November 6

[almondcroissantsandink]

going absolutely insane because this is one of my favorite quotes from the book

[forpiratereasons]

can’t believe i gotta worry about my friend jonathan harker when i don’t get any emails from him. did i accidentally miss his email? was he too busy trying to shave by the reflection in the bottom of a tin pot to email? did the paprika finally overwhelm his delicate tummy? jonathan i am worried about you pls email me

[khaliissa]

they’re having a fundamentally different experience

[coerciveutopian]

Dracula Daily Year 1: Aww, our good friend Jonathan is poor little meow meow.

Dracula Daily Year 2: Our good friend Jonathan is in a legit horror story, and I have literary analysis to share.

Dracula Daily Year 3: We have created a metanarrative wherein not only is our good friend Jonathan in a legit horror story, but he is also cursed to live in a horrifying time loop until we stop doing this.

[yourbreadperson]

I want Mina to release all that pent-up rage of hers

[zoueriemandzijnopmars]

[cassandrathevampyre]

Reading Dracula makes you particularly hate the fact that movies and adaptations have been so adamant on putting Mina with Dracula and treating Jonathan as a cold Englishman because that man ADORES Mina. We're only at the very first pages of the book and already, he talks about her all the time. "Get this recipe for Mina", "write about the trip to give all the details to Mina", like PLEASE. There's not one entry in his journal where he doesn't mention her or even dedicate his words to her when she'll find the notebook. This man is OBSESSED with his fiancé !!

[cattuladaily]

It's not optional

[edwardkenwayisyourman]

Jonathan: Packing 45 pants for a 3-day business trip because what if my client is a weirdo?

[paris-in-space]

I cannot wait to hear about the travels that my good friend Jonathan Harker is about to embark upon, I hope his time abroad is delightful and definitely nothing bad is going to happen to him at all.

[itsmeimcathy]

Our good friend Jonathan left Munich at 8:35 pm today, hope he's having an amazing trip!

[a-mimsy-borogove]

oh boy I hope my good friend Jonathan Harker has a good trip this year

[therealraeweber]

Guys. I can feel it already. THIS is the year. This is the year that Jonathan Harker will go on his business trip with no issue. Just a lovely train ride through Europe where he collects paprika recipies for Mina, meets some friendly, living people looking to buy properties in England, and then returns home safely.

Free him from the time loop.