Midwest Pest

they them bastard baby!!! 19 years of dumbfuckery 🇵🇸

[ripvaccinated2017-2021-deactiva]

pregnancy is a hoax the baby sprouts out the ground ive seen it happen

[ripvaccinated2017-2021-deactiva]

People pretend to be pregnant for clout it started with one woman named dvd and people been chasing the same high since

[ripvaccinated2017-2021-deactiva]

meant eve

[tonyzaret]

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

the titles to her videos sound like they were written by a hostage

[grimeclown]

 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

[gheorghiu-dej]

[biscotti-5]

What Was The Image

[grimeclown]

thats between me and the holy fucking ghost

[writterings]

[wereralph]

The seal has been broken

[catchymemes]

[noro-noro-noro]

[gremlinizer]

if we’re mutuals feel free to

[podcastwizard]

things i am learning now that i’m finally actually watching avatar the last air bender part one:

1) not everyone is a bender 2) it does appear to be inherent to some extent, because katara seems to be partially self-taught 3) however, there is a learning element, because you can improve on your skills and the avatar has to learn how to master all four elements where i thought aang just had inherent skill 4) the element of the bender seems to always match the element of the tribe they’re in, which makes sense if they are taught by their tribe but raises some questions if it’s inherent. is bending ability passed genetically? what happens if two benders of different elements have a kid? i can’t google this because i don’t want anymore spoilers than i already have 5) uncle iroh is prince zuko’s uncle?????????? i thought he was like an earth bender who owned a tea shop this entire fucking time how did i go into this series knowing almost everything but THAT

[podcastwizard]

i honestly thought it was an honorary title like he’s a nice old man who helps out all the kids so he just has them call him uncle

[haltraveler]

OP is a citizen of Ba Sing Se

[mizrahisephardicjews-blog]

“The thing that amazes me the most is that people are totally unaware of Jews from India, of Jews in the Middle East, they connect Jews with Jerusalem. Some of the very religious Christians will connect Jews to Babylon because they know and they’ve read the Old Testament. But in general it isn’t as if there is any misconception about them, they can’t believe that they even were there. What do you mean there are Jews in Lebanon, in Aleppo, in Cairo?” — Pearl Sofaer

[dankmemesforsadteens]

Idk why I laughed so hard at this

[cantanopeshitthatwastaken]

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

breaking news: prince philip, the dad from the royal family, is a nasty little thottie. and he just died from making it clap on instagram

[thegleampt2fromtheglowpt22001]

u kno we all have our fingers poised on the trigger of this post when prince philip dies

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[princesstigerbelle]

hmmmmmmm…. where is my cat………..

[princesstigerbelle]

hmmmmmmmmm I’m do not know…..

[handweavers]

i c an't stop laughign at this im gonna throw up

[goomy-z-deactivated20201219]

[just-abnormal-human]

[matchagoth]

[revscarecrow]

Do Texan cat girls say ny’all?

Cat girls aren't real for now at least please do your best to make sure it stays that way