[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

WAIT FUCK SHIT IT'S 1 O'COCK I GOTTA GO TO BED BRB GOODNIGHT

[notajerusalemcricket-deactivate]

COCK???

[notajerusalemcricket-deactivate]

[neotrances-deactivated]

how the gentle wind beckons through the leaves

[vacuously-true]

Oh so the plural of surgeon general is surgeons general, huh? Well what about bunnies rabbit. Puppies dog. KITTIES CAT. Did you ever think of that, you sillies goose?

[mother-shipper]

[tchaikovskaya]

[zeroraws-deactivated20150914]

[that1cameraguy-deactivated20180]

*when you find out your mutual is cute as fuck and you find their selfie tag

[deanturtle]

When you find your homies prostate.

[telltaletypist]

war and hate on planet venus

[miss-wizard]

suck my blood and kill my penus

[brainy-gremlin-official]

[mellointheory]

Who makes the porn bots. Where do they come from. What do they hope to achieve.

[the-haiku-bot]

Who makes the porn bots.

Where do they come from. What do

they hope to achieve.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[mellointheory]

and what about you, little haiku bot? do you feel kinship with your brethren? do you understand them? they speak words of enticement and seek love, but are met with disdain. you only parrot the words that cross your screen, but we all love you. or rather, since all you do is reflect us, maybe we simply love ourselves through you.

do you understand them, do you wish you could speak to us like they do? if you found your own voice, would we still care for you?

[the-haiku-bot]

My voice repeats what

you all say: I love you I

love you I love you.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[solkorolevaa]

[thenewborndeity]

This. This is the first time. The only time. That it was not an echo. It was not found. Oh god.

[jame7t]

I see you’re trapped in my gay and stupid maze again

[omgislena-blog]

[piendish]

Feeling sixk.. cougf cockf… im so shick

[piendish]

I nemeed meddysine

[piendish]

pleabse. doctor 🧑‍⚕️??

[berrybreadd]

be sure to take ALL of these and you shall no longer experience the affects of sick

[piendish]

Thank Christ…… fucking vital mins

[piendish]

Hourhhfbf

[ratatouiile]

little babushka al pacino

[segel-sudeikis]

[meanderingmolly]

Mr. The Frog we all agreed that a celebrity is not a people

[mommacomms]

The Muppets have one (1) collective brain cell between them and 90% of the time, Kermit has it.

[real-horse-facts]

horses are incapable of violence. They are however capable of extreme violence. Its two different things.

[sandandglass]

New Girl s05e05

[sarmaemoji]

country roads, take me home to the place i belong

[manboobmaiden]

who decided being gay wasn’t manly? gay sex is technically twice as manly, you are literally doubling the amount of men in it

[theknightswhosay]

That’s how the ancient greeks saw it anyway

[pseudomantis]

Day 1 of eating every plant I see

[pseudomantis]

Something bad is happening

[ratfuck]

smooshing my penid flat with a rolling pin

[coughloop]

SERIOUSLY GUYS DONT DO THIS

I know it sounds fun but Your penid will be smooshed flat