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breaking my silence .........

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i wanna do something so lowkey it's imperceptible . like this for some memes in your inbox .

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has been cussing out the 300 year old fax machine for about twenty minutes now .

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overlord au where elliot capitalized on the computer boom before vox could

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Imagine working for the Vees. They need a raise.

Also be cursed by catgirl Valentino

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𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂄𓂃𓂃𓂃  @eelsistant sent some sharkmail ✉︎ᯓ    

[ TOYING ] receiver fidgets with something sender is wearing while sender talks to them 

                                                  .˚ • ° 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟

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    Reliable men are to be adored, clipped onto a leash and tied up to capitalistic poles. Lesser, smaller men. Men who work in factories and restaurants under the foot of who owns them. He scored with this assistant. Valentino proclaims he’s herded everyone down-on-their-luck loser, but Vox has found the best of them all- almost a mini-him, if the cards in his life had been dealt the right way! Someone he can covet and turn to when he’s feeling low  (if he ever were, from the top)  in the way someone would turn to a line of cocaine after a hard day at work. His grin is a low crescent pointed down at the lapful of eel he’s collected, his long legs opened just enough to cage the little thing in.

    He talks about his day; a day his assistant’s no doubt been guided through. But he must have trouble understanding the depth of it- that’s what Vox is here for.

    Then, his rambling pauses. His hand raises to fiddle with the trims of that red suit. Expensive, tailored, and claiming. VoxTek doesn’t waste time on uniform for the best of them, and Vox can gather measurements in the blink of an eye. They’ll always look their best, and red, too— blue is his thing. Once he’s satisfied with the state of Elliot’s collar, he holds both hands back in the air and tilts his head just so.

    〝What were you saying? You looked a little sloppy there. Do you want a coffee? I want one.〞  He rattles off one statement after the other, and has already put in for a lesser assistant to come and serve them. 〝God, you’re boring! Amazing dedication to work, really, but you should probably work for a personality trait or two sometime.〞

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mentally  ,  elliot  notes  it's  time  to  update  his  resume  :  executive  assistant  to  pomeranian  .

physically  ,  he  listens  .  elliot  is  being  paid  to  listen  right  now  ,  and  to  nod  ,  and  to  sit  on  the  lap  of  another  grown  man  with  enough  false  nonchalance  to  trick  vox's  post  -  binge  mind  .  see  ,  most  people  eyed  what  elliot  did  with  too  narrow  a  spyglass  ,  seeing  the  networking  and  paperwork  and  the  coffee  runs  and  thinking  the  buck  stopped  there  .  it  didn't  .  the  unpredictability  of  each  day  was  bad  enough  ,  but  there  were  the  hidden  details  ;  fringe  drawbacks  .  there  was  paperwork  ,  and  there  was  ego  -  fluffing  .  there  were  meetings  ,  and  there  was  crowd  control  .

and  there  was  this  .  having  a  coffee  .  having  a  conversation  .

❝  i  have  -  .  .  .  a  personality  .  ❞  choose  each  word  carefully  .  don't  give  him  ammo  .  it's  pointless  to  try  ,  but  always  worth  it  .  ❝  work  is  -  i  try  to  keep  things  professional  .  sir  .  ❞  he  tacks  on  the  title  like  a  well  -  trained  animal  ,  too  dedicated  to  the  routine  to  leave  it  hanging  .  a  vaguely  trembling  hand  feels  tenderly  at  his  lapels  ,  as  if  trying  to  judge  the  mistake  posthumously  ;  where  had  he  gone  sloppy  ?  no  time  to  worry  about  that  right  now  ,  that  detail  is  over  ;  vox  is  moving  on  and  elliot  best  keep  up  .  his  hand  creeps  upwards  ,  scratches  his  cheek  thoughtfully  . ❝  i  think  a  work  -  life  balance  is  .  .  .  important  ,  too  ,  sir  .  so  i  try  not  to  be  too  "  out  there  "  on  the  clock  .  ❞

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how many people have canonically fucked eel boy raise your fictional hands

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currently running on two hours of sleep , three energy drinks , and a granola bar he dropped a third of on accident .

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LIKE THIS for a little one- or two-liner starter from your favorite eel !

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🤐 𝐧𝐨𝐧-𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐛𝐚𝐥 𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬 : 𝘴𝘦𝘯𝘥 𝘢 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘮𝘱𝘵 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘣𝘦𝘭𝘰𝘸 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘦𝘦 𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘮𝘺 𝘮𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘴. 𝘯𝘰 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘥𝘴 𝘯𝘦𝘦𝘥𝘦𝘥, 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘵𝘰𝘶𝘤𝘩. 𝘴𝘦𝘯𝘥 (+ 𝘳𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘦) 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘮𝘺 𝘮𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘥𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘩𝘰𝘴𝘦𝘯 𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘰𝘸𝘢𝘳𝘥𝘴 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘮𝘶𝘴𝘦.

🕊️ 𝐬𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐨𝐧𝐞: 𝐧𝐨𝐧-𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐛𝐚𝐥 𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐞

01. gently brushing the other's hair out of their face to tuck behind their ear. 02. wrapping a blanket around their shoulders from behind. 03. brushing tears off of their cheeks. 04. reaching out hesitantly before resting a hand on their back. 05. placing a cup of tea or coffee in front of them. 06. sitting beside them while they are asleep to watch over them. 07. sharing silence with them. 08. pulling them into a tight hug. 09. writing something quietly and passing them the note. 10. fixing a piece of their clothing carefully.

🔥 𝐬𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐰𝐨: 𝐧𝐨𝐧-𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐛𝐚𝐥 𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐟𝐫𝐮𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐫

01. staring at them in silence for a long moment before walking away. 02. slamming a door shut without explanation. 03. packing their things up, slowly and deliberately. 04. breathing sharply through their nose and refusing to meet their eyes. 05. cleaning something obsessively in silence.

🥀 𝐬𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐞𝐞: 𝐧𝐨𝐧-𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐛𝐚𝐥 𝐜𝐮𝐞𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐝𝐫𝐢𝐩𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐬𝐞𝐱𝐮𝐚𝐥 𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧

01. running their thumb over the others bottom lip slowly. 02. standing just a little too close, enough to feel each others breath. 03. grazing their knuckles along the other's hip or thigh in passing. 04. undoing the top button of their shirt while holding eye contact. 05. leaning in like they're going to kiss and then pausing shyly. 06. sliding a hand under their chin to tilt their head up.

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༘⋆｡ where it hurts starters.

caretaker.

i'll  stay  until  you  fall  asleep.

you're  not  a  burden.  not  to  me.

you  don't  have  to  act  tough  with  me.

let  me  help.

if  you  need  to  cry,  i'll  look  the  other  way.

you  don't  have  to  talk.

let  me  handle  it,  just  for  a  minute.

rest,  i'll  watch  over  you.

i  don't  care  if  you  think  you're  fine.  i'm  staying.

deep  breaths.

just  lean  on  me.

you're  safe  now,  okay?  just  breathe.

i  know  it  hurts.  i'll  sit  here  as  long  as  it  takes.

i'm  not  leaving  until  i  know  you're  okay.

you  don't  need  to  hide.

let  me  take  care  of  you  this  time.

shh.  i'm  right  here.

you  don't  have  to  put  on  a  smile  for  me.

i  don't  think  less  of  you.

i'll  be  here  when  you  wake  up.

you're  allowed  to  lean  on  me.  that's  what  i'm  here  for.

you  don't  have  to  be  okay.

scoot  over,  i'm  not  letting  you  sleep  alone.

your  hair's  a  mess.  let  me  brush  it.

don't  apologize.

cared  for.

i'm  tired,  that's  all.

please  don't  go.

i  don't  know  what  i  need.

you  didn't  need  to  come.

you  shouldn't  have  to  see  me  like  this.

i  hate  feeling  like  this.

i  was  trying  to  push  through.  i  think  i  made  it  worse.

this  is  so  embarrassing.

can  you  just...  stay  a  little  longer?

i  didn't  think  anyone  would  notice...

i'm  not  safe  in  my  own  head  right  now.

why  are  you  being  so  gentle  with  me?

i  don't  want  you  to  fix  me.

today's  just...  one  of  the  harder  days.

i  didn't  know  i  needed  to  hear  that.

can  you  stay?  after  i  fall  asleep?

sorry.  i  didn't  mean  to  flinch.

i  don't  always  know  what's  going  to  help.

this  is  the  nicest  anyone’s  been  to  me  all  week.

i'm  sorry.  i  know  i'm  a  lot.

i  don't  even  know  why  i'm  crying...

i  think  i'm  broken.

you  didn't  have  to  do  all  this  for  me.

i  don't  want  to  be  a  burden.

i  didn't  think  anyone  would  stay.

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bored and lazy . like for prompts !

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also I think elliot is like . 6’4 -ish . he comes up almost exactly to vox’s shoulders in canon, so it also depends on how tall all you vox’s are.

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elliot needs to be held I think. either like a lover or like a cat.

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<- assless .

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bored and lazy . like for prompts !