Aspiring Grandma

25 | 🇨🇦| She/They 🩷💜🩵

[eerilyquietglacier]

This summer has been so hot that I'm wearing a sweater because it's only 23°C.

As a kid this was August beach weather 😭

[eerilyquietglacier]

I know better now then to stay inside my house

It's a long way to go but I know I'm gonna figure it out

[eerilyquietglacier]

22.06.2026

[kitschietalks]

has anyone done this yet

[special-lucky-chosen-one]

me as a kid reading Dune: I appreciate the detailed world-building that justifies why everyone fights with swords and has mental powers, but the idea of a Butlerian Jihad against computers is pretty silly

me in 2025, trying desperately to find the three (3) places you need to go to to disable the latest helpful AI assistant that's inserted itself into my work chat and is advising me to do things that would be a breach of federal law: Oh Now I Get It

[cricketcat9]

Yep, some here

[dbshawnblog]

The way life humbles you and expounds on the lesson...

[delgrosso]

Yellow and red cards are a good system of penalization in football but I also think there should be a green card, which you get if you do something nice during a match, like give an opposing player a lil smooch on the forehead.

[noah-wyles]

SPAIN HAVE WON THE WORLD CUP!!!

[pwhl-mybeloved]

number of pwhl wives increasing exponentially we love to see it

[mainlysarcastic]

twitter pham are being fucking hilarious

[eerilyquietglacier]

Fascinated by the dog who lives in the apartment above me and gets zoomies from like 11:45pm-12:15am

Tonight she has (naturally) discovered a squeaky toy during peak zoom time

[forestdeity]

everything is divine punishment if youre delusional enough

[road0flife]

[gailynovelry]

The fastest way to accomplish The Project is to cease being afraid of The Project. The Project cannot maim you. The Project cannot kill you. The Project is more afraid of you than you are of it. It is okay if The Project turns out differently from how it was in your head, and it is okay if it has flaws. You are capable of engaging with The Project.

[lesbianhouseplant]

Ah yes, the 3 genders. Male, female, and “what the fuck are you, a cop?”

[lesbianhouseplant]

Ah yes, the 3 genders. Male, female, and “what the fuck are you, a cop?”

[mysterycat-official]

I lowkey hate when programs talk to me in a friendly way. "don't worry, nearly there!" Shut up. It should say "loading 64.3% completed. Do not turn off device" and absolutely nothing else. You arent my friend you are computer. Act like it

[spinalrecoil]

it is so bizarre as a viewer to no longer trust goals as we see them go in, like i am always waiting for a VAR check sign and don't feel safe until the goal has stood for two or more minutes

[eerilyquietglacier]

Agreed!!! Nothing can be celebrated fully in the moment in a way that is so jarringly different from watching growing up