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• Mia • 19• Maxis Match • Any Pronouns • Sim Requests Always Open •

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Here is a picture of my cat with a baseball cap on to celebrate my birthday!!!!

I’m turning 17 today so updating my bio was an absolute blast, I won’t lie.

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Pattyie Crowe took her Pattyie pals on romantic dates and at the end of the date, if the option was there, they had their first smooch ;)

Pattyie took Pattyie Orangutan to an arcade where they played games and danced. Fear not, Pattyie Crowe also had some fierce dance moves but I only put 6 pictures into these posts so I didn’t have room to show them.

@droolski

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Pattyie Crowe took her Pattyie pals on romantic dates and at the end of the date, if the option was there, they had their first smooch ;)

Pattyie took Pattyie Withers to the Forgotten Grotto. She then proceeded to share some things that none of us ever wanted to know...

@turquoiseesims

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Pattyie Crowe took her Pattyie pals on romantic dates and at the end of the date, if the option was there, they had their first smooch ;)

Pattyie took Pattyie Greene to a bar where the drank, played some foosball, and learned a little more about our friend Pattyie Greene.

@architecturallypleasing

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Pattyie Crowe took her Pattyie pals on romantic dates and at the end of the date, if the option was there, they had their first smooch ;)

Pattyie took Pattyie Lavender to an aquarium to look at fishies. I didn’t get very good fishy pictures but they had a good time seeing fishies.

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grumpy Pattyie

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I love the Pattyies lmao, they make me smile 😂

I’m so glad you enjoy them ☺️ thank you for the positive feedback 👍 I’m excited to be posting them again!!

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Pattyie Crowe took her Pattyie pals on romantic dates and at the end of the date, if the option was there, they had their first smooch ;)

Pattyie took Pattyie White to the piers in Brindleton Bay so they could see some animals! They were gonna chase birds too but we ran out of time :( 

@goldenfavvn

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Pattyie Crowe took her Pattyie pals on romantic dates and at the end of the date, if the option was there, they had their first smooch ;)

Pattyie took Pattyie Greene to a bar for some drinks and foosball. They had a good time and Greene enjoyed laughing at Crowe’s expense.

@architecturallypleasing

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Pattyie Crowe took her Pattyie pals on romantic dates and at the end of the date, if the option was there, they had their first smooch ;)

Pattyie took Pattyie Neptune to do some yoga because they’d worked out together before and clearly Neptune had some tension so Crowe thought she could use some relaxation.

@annoysims

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Pattyie Crowe took her Pattyie pals on romantic dates and at the end of the date, if the option was there, they had their first smooch ;)

Pattyie took Pattyie Brie to explore Sylvan Glade. Crowe got upset because some random lady started flirting with her. Much of the date was spent attempting to get into the tree because I am incompetent B)

Things got wild

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Pattyie Crowe took her Pattyie pals on romantic dates and at the end of the date, if the option was there, they had their first smooch ;)

Pattyie took Pattyie von Voodoo to the ruins. They danced by the fire and had a fun time chatting with Simeon Silversweater for some reason. There romance did not meet the prerequisite for kissing though.

@kasorisims

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Pattyie Crowe took her Pattyie pals on romantic dates and at the end of the date, if the option was there, they had their first smooch ;)

Pattyie took Pattyie Uehara to make some wishes in various wishing wells. Uehara wished for a youthful vigor and she sure got it but Crowe wished for romance and was cursed unfortunately. The date ended on a very romantic note.

@caelhinn

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ya girl was home sick so she had all day to play the sims for the first time in monthsssss. I missed my Pattyies so I played up to the next elimination!

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Just crawling out of the hole I died in to present this edit I made. I will now be returning to my hole but I will come back out for any submissions to my matchmaker ;)

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Just crawling out of the hole I died in to present this edit I made. I will now be returning to my hole but I will come back out for any submissions to my matchmaker ;)

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🌱☁️ the person that sent this to you wants you to have a beautiful day and to tell you, you’re beautiful and you’re worth it! send this to 10 other ppl when you get this message!! ☁️🌱

Anne I love you thank you for this 😊

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Effie’s Matchmaker

Hello all and welcome. Due to my noncommittal nature when it comes to the Sims, I came up with an idea that would require very little commitment but seems very fun to me! 

Your sim has been cordially invited to the matchmaking event of the century. Every sim that applies will be selected! All attendees will spend the night socializing and meeting other hot singles! The next day, our critically acclaimed matchmaker, Effie, will go through the evening, review each file in detail and match all of the sims to their new partners!

Unlike a bachelor(ette) challenge, I don’t really have any rules for submitted sims. I prefer no alpha hair but other than that, everything’s cool! I’m not sure when I’m gonna stop accepting entries but I’ll update soon!

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